OT - Joke - Onions and Christmas Tree

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and
firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but
hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"



"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."



This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
any kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible
but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."



"A Christmas tree?"



"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."[/color]

hehehe - except for the fact that the balls aid in semen production...

Natalie

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:05:04 -0400, "Wickeddoll®"
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>"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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>> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."[/color]
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>hehehe - except for the fact that the balls aid in semen production...
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>Natalie
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Only you could screw up a joke by getting uber-technical. ;-)

-LMB

"Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:05:04 -0400, "Wickeddoll®"
> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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>>> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."[/color]
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>>hehehe - except for the fact that the balls aid in semen production...
>>
>>Natalie
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>>[/color]
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> Only you could screw up a joke by getting uber-technical. ;-)
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> -LMB
>[/color]
Hey, I'm a nurse - it's what I do

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
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>> On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:05:04 -0400, "Wickeddoll®"
>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>>"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration
>>>> only."
>>>
>>>hehehe - except for the fact that the balls aid in semen production...
>>>
>>>Natalie
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>>>[/color]
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>> Only you could screw up a joke by getting uber-technical. ;-)
>>
>> -LMB
>>[/color]
> Hey, I'm a nurse - it's what I do
>
> Natalie
>[/color]

Me too (almost), but ya still gotta know when not to over-explain a sex
joke! lol

"Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote in message
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>> "Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
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>>> On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 18:05:04 -0400, "Wickeddoll®"
>>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>>>"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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>>>>> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration
>>>>> only."
>>>>
>>>>hehehe - except for the fact that the balls aid in semen production...
>>>>
>>>>Natalie
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>>> Only you could screw up a joke by getting uber-technical. ;-)
>>>
>>> -LMB
>>>[/color]
>> Hey, I'm a nurse - it's what I do
>>
>> Natalie
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> Me too (almost), but ya still gotta know when not to over-explain a sex
> joke! lol
>[/color]
*shrug*

Natalie

Do you know what you get when you cross an onion and a donkey?


A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.





"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
news:11lt907knbjca13@news.supernews.com...[color=blue]
> A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
> many kinds of boobies are there?
> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
> breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and
> firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice
> but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
>
> "Onions?"
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> "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
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> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
> any kinds of 'willies' are there?"
>
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree,
> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch,
> flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
>
>
>
> "A Christmas tree?"
>
>
>
> "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
>
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"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Do you know what you get when you cross an onion and a donkey?
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> A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.[/color]

You need to get out more, Jeff...

Natalie