[OT] insemination -->joke<--

One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking and I
asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have children.
She said that the one thing she regretted about her sexual orientation
was that she might never be a mother.

She's a good looking lady, and I said slyly that if she ever wanted to
be impregnated I'd be happy to help out, purely altruistically, of
course.

She shot me a death ray look, and told me with a curling lip that if
she ever decided to reproduce, it would be by artificial insemination.

"No problem," I replied, "If you want artificial, I'll tell you I love
you."

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking and I
>asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have children.
>She said that the one thing she regretted about her sexual orientation
>was that she might never be a mother.
>
>She's a good looking lady, and I said slyly that if she ever wanted to
>be impregnated I'd be happy to help out, purely altruistically, of
>course.
>
>She shot me a death ray look, and told me with a curling lip that if
>she ever decided to reproduce, it would be by artificial insemination.
>
>"No problem," I replied, "If you want artificial, I'll tell you I love
>you."[/color]

I love it!!...
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking and I
> asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have children.
> She said that the one thing she regretted about her sexual orientation
> was that she might never be a mother.
>
> She's a good looking lady, and I said slyly that if she ever wanted to
> be impregnated I'd be happy to help out, purely altruistically, of
> course.
>
> She shot me a death ray look, and told me with a curling lip that if
> she ever decided to reproduce, it would be by artificial insemination.
>
> "No problem," I replied, "If you want artificial, I'll tell you I love
> you."[/color]

LOL - did you really say this, or is it just a joke?

Natalie

Wickeddoll®, 10/26/2005,6:44:07 PM, wrote:
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>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0e8y13ocuhk1h000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking
> > and I asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have
> > children. She said that the one thing she regretted about her
> > sexual orientation was that she might never be a mother.
> >
> > She's a good looking lady, and I said slyly that if she ever wanted
> > to be impregnated I'd be happy to help out, purely altruistically,
> > of course.
> >
> > She shot me a death ray look, and told me with a curling lip that if
> > she ever decided to reproduce, it would be by artificial
> > insemination.
> >
> > "No problem," I replied, "If you want artificial, I'll tell you I
> > love you."[/color]
>
> LOL - did you really say this, or is it just a joke?
>
> Natalie[/color]

Are you sure you're not blonde...?

Just kidding. I love you too.

--
"The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics
of the act while you are performing." -- Dave Hill

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Wickeddoll®, 10/26/2005,6:44:07 PM, wrote:
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>>
>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0e8y13ocuhk1h000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>> > One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking
>> > and I asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have
>> > children. She said that the one thing she regretted about her
>> > sexual orientation was that she might never be a mother.
>> >
>> > She's a good looking lady, and I said slyly that if she ever wanted
>> > to be impregnated I'd be happy to help out, purely altruistically,
>> > of course.
>> >
>> > She shot me a death ray look, and told me with a curling lip that if
>> > she ever decided to reproduce, it would be by artificial
>> > insemination.
>> >
>> > "No problem," I replied, "If you want artificial, I'll tell you I
>> > love you."[/color]
>>
>> LOL - did you really say this, or is it just a joke?
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> Are you sure you're not blonde...?[/color]

Nah - I'm a hot brunette ;-)[color=blue]
>
> Just kidding. I love you too.
>[/color]

Um...OK

Natalie, backing away slowly...no sudden moves

Natalie