RE: |OT| doctor's appointment --*joke*

Another good one for Nathalie.


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>>There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you[/color][/color]
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>>tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most[/color][/color]
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>>of us have experienced this, and I love the way this senior citizen[/color][/color]
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>>handled it.[/color][/color]
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>An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he[/color]
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>>approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you[/color][/color]
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>>seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick,"[/color][/color]
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>>he replied.[/color][/color]
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>>The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into[/color][/color]
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>>a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me[/color][/color]
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>>what was wrong and I told you," he said.[/color][/color]
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>>The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment[/color][/color]
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>>in this roomful of people. You should have said there is something[/color][/color]
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>>wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem[/color][/color]
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>>further with[/color][/color]
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>>doctor in private."[/color][/color]
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>>The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of[/color][/color]
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>>others, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out,[/color][/color]
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>>waited several minutes and then reentered.[/color][/color]
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>>The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something[/color][/color]
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>>wrong with my ear," he stated.[/color][/color]
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>>The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken[/color][/color]
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>>her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?" "I can't piss out[/color][/color]
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>>of it," the man replied.[/color][/color]
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>>The doctor's office erupted in laughter.[/color][/color]

"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
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> Another good one for Nathalie.[/color]

*snip*

You Canucks always put a bloody 'h' in my name - that's Nat-a-lie!

:-)

Natalie

>> Another good one for Nathalie.[color=blue]
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> *snip*
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> You Canucks always put a bloody 'h' in my name - that's Nat-a-lie![/color]

Dear and highly esteemed Natalie, please accept my most sincere apologies,
not for being a Canuck, not only a Canuck but also a French Canuck, which
explains why I wrote your name with a...er, "bloody" H, but for my mistake.
(Bassplayer12 bends in half in respect before a lady named Natalie).

If my English doesn't make any sense, let me know, I'll retry. ;-)

"Bassplayer12" <perettij@nbnet.nb.ca> wrote in message
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>>> Another good one for Nathalie.[/color]
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>> *snip*
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>> You Canucks always put a bloody 'h' in my name - that's Nat-a-lie![/color]
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> Dear and highly esteemed Natalie, please accept my most sincere apologies,
> not for being a Canuck, not only a Canuck but also a French Canuck, which
> explains why I wrote your name with a...er, "bloody" H, but for my
> mistake.
> (Bassplayer12 bends in half in respect before a lady named Natalie).[/color]

Heh - it's a Canucklehead thing - I used to see it a lot in Colebrook, New
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> If my English doesn't make any sense, let me know, I'll retry. ;-)
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I'm sure it's WAY better than my French...

Natalie