[OT] ears -->joke<--

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him
a solution.

He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon
examined him, thought a while, and said, "yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You
swine, you gave me a woman's ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's
or a woman's."

"You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"