My idea for a sketch: listen up, SNL writers

>From now on Horatio Sanz has to play Carol in EVERY sketch. The first
sketch will be the swingers party where Carol talks a reluctant John
George Peppers and Fred Armisen's shy jew character into a hot
three-way. Then she goes to the bathroom to push one out and smoke a
joint.

"Alec Baldwin" <charlesshannon@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1132637763.079558.307860@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...[color=blue][color=green]
> >From now on Horatio Sanz has to play Carol in EVERY sketch. The first[/color]
> sketch will be the swingers party where Carol talks a reluctant John
> George Peppers and Fred Armisen's shy jew character into a hot
> three-way. Then she goes to the bathroom to push one out and smoke a
> joint.
>[/color]

This is one of the stupidest ideas ever posted.

Lava

I thought a sketch about a guy who threatens to kill himself to some
chick in a bar every time the conversation get sour for him to bring
her back in. Has that been done?

Gabe Fisher could not be reached for comment.

Alec Baldwin wrote:
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>>From now on Horatio Sanz has to play Carol in EVERY sketch. The first[/color]
> sketch will be the swingers party where Carol talks a reluctant John
> George Peppers and Fred Armisen's shy jew character into a hot
> three-way. Then she goes to the bathroom to push one out and smoke a
> joint.
>[/color]

Carol Brady? Carol Channing? Carol Burnett? Carroll O'Conner? Carol
Leifer ('Alright Already', 'Seinfeld' writer, Jerry Seinfeld's
ex-girlfriend)? I'd like to see Horation Sanz tuck his [intact] penis
between his legs and dress up in drag and play ANY of those Carols.

Taylor wrote:[color=blue]
> Alec Baldwin wrote:
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> >>From now on Horatio Sanz has to play Carol in EVERY sketch. The first[/color]
> > sketch will be the swingers party where Carol talks a reluctant John
> > George Peppers and Fred Armisen's shy jew character into a hot
> > three-way. Then she goes to the bathroom to push one out and smoke a
> > joint.
> >[/color]
>
> Carol Brady? Carol Channing? Carol Burnett? Carroll O'Conner? Carol
> Leifer ('Alright Already', 'Seinfeld' writer, Jerry Seinfeld's
> ex-girlfriend)? I'd like to see Horation Sanz tuck his [intact] penis
> between his legs and dress up in drag and play ANY of those Carols.[/color]

Why would he need to tuck his penis to play Carroll O'Connor?
"Oh, Archie, not in front of the kids!"