My most erotic pizza delivery experience

Let me first preface this story with a little bit of background
information. I am a
pizza delivery driver and my girlfriend quite often rides with me on my
runs. We are
by no means an attractive couple due to our looks, weight and overall
bodily
hygiene. For the longest time my girlfriend and I have fantasized about
a discrete
encounter with a third party, preferably someone of the female
persuasion. Sadly
my significant other and I came to realize that our dream of hot
threeway sex with a
buxom babe might never come to fruition. We so desperately wanted to
share our
love with another and knew there had to be a way. That dream came true
last
Saturday evening.
One of our regular customers on Saturday nights is a very cute and
juicy blonde.
She is toned, has a great ass and a darling face not to mention she is
a great
tipper. My girlfriend and I waited for the next time she ordered. Turns
out the order
was a large with maybe four or five toppings and being a short delivery
run we had
plenty of time to implement our plan. Since we could not have this girl
in a real life
three-way we decided to make her our lover vicariously. How did we
accomplish
this you ask?
My girlfriend pulled the pizza from the foil bag and rested it
steaming on my lap
as we parked in a secluded location. She unzipped me seductively and
pulled out
my warm throbbing salami. We opened up the pizza box and let the heat
and
steam dissipate as she took my hunk of pulsating manmeat and positioned
it over
the pie. Using the pizza grease on her fingertips as lubrication she
began to stroke
me over and over until my balls were aching for release. We stared
lovingly into
each others eyes, my **** mere inches from the blonde's pizza, precum
dripping
onto the pepperoni. My orgasm built and reached a crescendo, sticky
rivulets of
sperm erupted onto the pizza, melting into the cheese and toppings. I
leaned back
spent as my woman closed the box back up and we proceeded to the
delivery.
Needless to say it was a night we will never ever forget, the night we
brought
another into our relationship and affirmed our love for each other and
for pizza.

Are you Barry Darsow?

Ewwww... GROSS!

"Alex Cain" <caintard@sogetthis.com> wrote in message
news:1132800433.699982.288410@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
> Let me first preface this story with a little bit of background
> information. I am a
> pizza delivery driver and my girlfriend quite often rides with me on my
> runs. We are
> by no means an attractive couple due to our looks, weight and overall
> bodily
> hygiene. For the longest time my girlfriend and I have fantasized about
> a discrete
> encounter with a third party, preferably someone of the female
> persuasion. Sadly
> my significant other and I came to realize that our dream of hot
> threeway sex with a
> buxom babe might never come to fruition. We so desperately wanted to
> share our
> love with another and knew there had to be a way. That dream came true
> last
> Saturday evening.
> One of our regular customers on Saturday nights is a very cute and
> juicy blonde.
> She is toned, has a great ass and a darling face not to mention she is
> a great
> tipper. My girlfriend and I waited for the next time she ordered. Turns
> out the order
> was a large with maybe four or five toppings and being a short delivery
> run we had
> plenty of time to implement our plan. Since we could not have this girl
> in a real life
> three-way we decided to make her our lover vicariously. How did we
> accomplish
> this you ask?
> My girlfriend pulled the pizza from the foil bag and rested it
> steaming on my lap
> as we parked in a secluded location. She unzipped me seductively and
> pulled out
> my warm throbbing salami. We opened up the pizza box and let the heat
> and
> steam dissipate as she took my hunk of pulsating manmeat and positioned
> it over
> the pie. Using the pizza grease on her fingertips as lubrication she
> began to stroke
> me over and over until my balls were aching for release. We stared
> lovingly into
> each others eyes, my **** mere inches from the blonde's pizza, precum
> dripping
> onto the pepperoni. My orgasm built and reached a crescendo, sticky
> rivulets of
> sperm erupted onto the pizza, melting into the cheese and toppings. I
> leaned back
> spent as my woman closed the box back up and we proceeded to the
> delivery.
> Needless to say it was a night we will never ever forget, the night we
> brought
> another into our relationship and affirmed our love for each other and
> for pizza.
>[/color]

"Ralph Snart" <ralphsnart@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:Md6dnTO8JIkN0RjenZ2dnUVZ_tCdnZ2d@comcast.com...[color=blue]
> Ewwww... GROSS![/color]

Don't be a hypocrite! I strongly suspect that you've gobbled a few
knobs...and swallowed, to boot.

[color=blue]
>
> "Alex Cain" <caintard@sogetthis.com> wrote in message
> news:1132800433.699982.288410@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...[color=green]
>> Let me first preface this story with a little bit of background
>> information. I am a
>> pizza delivery driver and my girlfriend quite often rides with me on my
>> runs. We are
>> by no means an attractive couple due to our looks, weight and overall
>> bodily
>> hygiene. For the longest time my girlfriend and I have fantasized about
>> a discrete
>> encounter with a third party, preferably someone of the female
>> persuasion. Sadly
>> my significant other and I came to realize that our dream of hot
>> threeway sex with a
>> buxom babe might never come to fruition. We so desperately wanted to
>> share our
>> love with another and knew there had to be a way. That dream came true
>> last
>> Saturday evening.
>> One of our regular customers on Saturday nights is a very cute and
>> juicy blonde.
>> She is toned, has a great ass and a darling face not to mention she is
>> a great
>> tipper. My girlfriend and I waited for the next time she ordered. Turns
>> out the order
>> was a large with maybe four or five toppings and being a short delivery
>> run we had
>> plenty of time to implement our plan. Since we could not have this girl
>> in a real life
>> three-way we decided to make her our lover vicariously. How did we
>> accomplish
>> this you ask?
>> My girlfriend pulled the pizza from the foil bag and rested it
>> steaming on my lap
>> as we parked in a secluded location. She unzipped me seductively and
>> pulled out
>> my warm throbbing salami. We opened up the pizza box and let the heat
>> and
>> steam dissipate as she took my hunk of pulsating manmeat and positioned
>> it over
>> the pie. Using the pizza grease on her fingertips as lubrication she
>> began to stroke
>> me over and over until my balls were aching for release. We stared
>> lovingly into
>> each others eyes, my **** mere inches from the blonde's pizza, precum
>> dripping
>> onto the pepperoni. My orgasm built and reached a crescendo, sticky
>> rivulets of
>> sperm erupted onto the pizza, melting into the cheese and toppings. I
>> leaned back
>> spent as my woman closed the box back up and we proceeded to the
>> delivery.
>> Needless to say it was a night we will never ever forget, the night we
>> brought
>> another into our relationship and affirmed our love for each other and
>> for pizza.
>>[/color]
>
>[/color]

She walked into the bedroom wearing only melted mozarella and bits of
crisp bacon. My last girfriend would wear ham. I called her up,
apologized, and moments later I was in her bed while she prepared. She
walked into the bedroom wearing only ....

Whoops, I bored myself out.