I have a question about the movie "Yours, Mine and Ours"

In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
intimate with
Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
birthed 10 kids?

Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
feel anything?

"Beava Longoria" <pimp.timid@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1133155431.994372.60630@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
> Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
> birthed 10 kids?
>
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?
>[/color]

Were you even watching the movie? Six of her kids were adopted. She said so
in explaining why she had Indian, Asian, Latino, and African American kids.
She also said her HUSBAND died, not HUSBANDS. She would have had to have had
quite an interesting arrangement to have all those multi-ethnic kids while
married to the same guy.

Beava Longoria wrote:[color=blue]
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
> Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
> birthed 10 kids?
>
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?
>[/color]
A homo man will fuck several hundred other men and it seems another homo
still wants to spread his sphincter a little more.

> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is[color=blue]
> intimate with
> Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
> birthed 10 kids?
>
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?[/color]

Well, a) like Grace Noble explained, her character has only given birth
to four children and adopted six more, b) in the movie, Dennis Quaid's
dead wife had given birth to TEN of theirs, so I'm guessing his
character would have had few complaints, and c) if you knew anything
about the vaginas -- perhaps had experience with those of breathing,
participative women -- you'd know that they're pretty accommodating and
snap back even after delivering babies.

My question is how could Rene Russo's character be intimate with an old
man who'd had so many ejaculations with the same woman, over and over,
year after year. Wouldn't the penis be like a little wrinkly saggy nub
that couldn't do anything? *eye roll*

"Beava Longoria" <pimp.timid@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1133155431.994372.60630@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
> Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
> birthed 10 kids?
>
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?[/color]

A c-section doesn't affect the vagina.
*havent seen the movie, so I don't know if she stated she gave birth the
*normal* way or not*

On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 06:52:33 -0500, "Lori" <EricsAngel@umm.com> wrote:
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>
>"Beava Longoria" <pimp.timid@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1133155431.994372.60630@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...[color=green]
>> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
>> intimate with
>> Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
>> birthed 10 kids?
>>
>> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
>> feel anything?[/color]
>
>A c-section doesn't affect the vagina.
>*havent seen the movie, so I don't know if she stated she gave birth the
>*normal* way or not*
>[/color]
After normal childbirth, the doctor can "assist" in tightning up
things with a few stiches.
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Beava Longoria wrote:[color=blue]
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
> Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
> birthed 10 kids?
>
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?[/color]

Looks like one little cowpoke here hasn't heard of kegels.

Mez

Beava Longoria wrote:[color=blue]
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
> Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
> birthed 10 kids?
>
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?[/color]

Looks like one little cowpoke here hasn't heard of kegels.

Mez

Wee Bit Strange wrote:[color=blue][color=green]
>>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
>>intimate with
>>Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
>>birthed 10 kids?
>>
>>Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
>>feel anything?[/color]
>
>
> Well, a) like Grace Noble explained, her character has only given birth
> to four children and adopted six more,[/color]

The movie is loosely adapted from the book, written by Mrs. Beardsley
herself. In her real-life account, she gave birth to all 8 kids. (The
husband was the one with 10 kids.)

The movie clearly wants to pay homage to multiculturalism because
Hollywood is besotted with that crap. So they had Mrs. Beardsley adopt
a whole multi-racial mix of kids. But in the real-life experience of
Mrs. Beardsley on which the movie is based, the entire family were WASPs.



--
Steven D. Litvintchouk
Email: [email]sdlitvin@earthlinkNOSPAM.net[/email]

Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me.

"Steven L." wrote:[color=blue]
>
> Wee Bit Strange wrote:[color=green][color=darkred]
> >>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> >>intimate with
> >>Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
> >>birthed 10 kids?
> >>
> >>Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> >>feel anything?[/color]
> >
> >
> > Well, a) like Grace Noble explained, her character has only given birth
> > to four children and adopted six more,[/color]
>
> The movie is loosely adapted from the book, written by Mrs. Beardsley
> herself. In her real-life account, she gave birth to all 8 kids. (The
> husband was the one with 10 kids.)
>
> The movie clearly wants to pay homage to multiculturalism because
> Hollywood is besotted with that crap. So they had Mrs. Beardsley adopt
> a whole multi-racial mix of kids. But in the real-life experience of
> Mrs. Beardsley on which the movie is based, the entire family were WASPs.
>
> --
> Steven D. Litvintchouk
> Email: [email]sdlitvin@earthlinkNOSPAM.net[/email]
>
> Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me.[/color]

Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he
was a modest Naval warrant officer. In the first film, they
commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral!
Hollywood is also besotted by rank.

theresa wrote:
[color=blue]
> "Steven L." wrote:
>[color=green]
>>Wee Bit Strange wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>>In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
>>>>intimate with
>>>>Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
>>>>birthed 10 kids?
>>>>
>>>>Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
>>>>feel anything?
>>>
>>>
>>>Well, a) like Grace Noble explained, her character has only given birth
>>>to four children and adopted six more,[/color]
>>
>>The movie is loosely adapted from the book, written by Mrs. Beardsley
>>herself. In her real-life account, she gave birth to all 8 kids. (The
>>husband was the one with 10 kids.)
>>
>>The movie clearly wants to pay homage to multiculturalism because
>>Hollywood is besotted with that crap. So they had Mrs. Beardsley adopt
>>a whole multi-racial mix of kids. But in the real-life experience of
>>Mrs. Beardsley on which the movie is based, the entire family were WASPs.
>>
>>--
>>Steven D. Litvintchouk
>>Email: [email]sdlitvin@earthlinkNOSPAM.net[/email]
>>
>>Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me.[/color]
>
>
> Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he
> was a modest Naval warrant officer. In the first film, they
> commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral!
> Hollywood is also besotted by rank.[/color]

The first movie treatment, produced in 1968, starred Henry Fonda and
Lucille Ball. It was actually pretty good, and more faithful to the
original story. It's a decent family movie to watch during the
Christmas season.


--
Steven D. Litvintchouk
Email: [email]sdlitvin@earthlinkNOSPAM.net[/email]

Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me.

Beava Longoria wrote:
[color=blue]
> In the movie Rene Russo has 10 kids and there are scenes where she is
> intimate with
> Dennis Quaid. My question is how can you have sex with a woman who has
> birthed 10 kids?
>
> Wouldn't the vagina be like a big gaping sloppy hole that you couldn't
> feel anything?[/color]

If that's ever a problem, a woman can have plastic surgery to tighten
the vagina and perineum. She can also have her labia reshaped to make
them more attractive too. (Labia start to sag as a woman ages, just
like any other muscles.)

Vaginal plastic surgery is increasingly common these days, because women
often want "tight" vaginas and attractive labia to go along with their
enhanced busts.


--
Steven D. Litvintchouk
Email: [email]sdlitvin@earthlinkNOSPAM.net[/email]

Remove the NOSPAM before replying to me.

[color=blue]
>theresa wrote:
>
> Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he
> was a modest Naval warrant officer. In the first film, they
> commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral!
> Hollywood is also besotted by rank.[/color]

That's because the "warrant officer" rank was eliminated quite
awhile ago, by the US Navy. There are a few "Chief Warrant Officer"
ranks left, but they're being slowly eliminated.

Kris

On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 18:28:58 GMT, "Kris Baker"
<kris.baker@prodigyy.net> wrote:
[color=blue]
>[color=green]
>>theresa wrote:
>>
>> Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he
>> was a modest Naval warrant officer. In the first film, they
>> commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral!
>> Hollywood is also besotted by rank.[/color]
>
>That's because the "warrant officer" rank was eliminated quite
>awhile ago, by the US Navy. There are a few "Chief Warrant Officer"
>ranks left, but they're being slowly eliminated.
>
>Kris[/color]


Kris,

You must be thinking of the Air Force. The US Navy still has Warrant
Officers [ W1 through W4] and are seriously considering adding
another rank level, W5.

Sarah

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Sarah Czepiel wrote:[color=blue]
> On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 18:28:58 GMT, "Kris Baker"
> <kris.baker@prodigyy.net> wrote:
>
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>theresa wrote:
>>>
>>>Hollywood keeps promoting the father as well -- in real life, he
>>>was a modest Naval warrant officer. In the first film, they
>>>commissioned him -- now he's a bloody ranting admiral!
>>>Hollywood is also besotted by rank.[/color]
>>
>>That's because the "warrant officer" rank was eliminated quite
>>awhile ago, by the US Navy. There are a few "Chief Warrant Officer"
>>ranks left, but they're being slowly eliminated.
>>
>>Kris[/color]
>
>
>
> Kris,
>
> You must be thinking of the Air Force. The US Navy still has Warrant
> Officers [ W1 through W4] and are seriously considering adding
> another rank level, W5.
>
> Sarah[/color]