What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate?

I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?

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The rest I've squandered.

Hachiroku wrote:[color=blue]
> I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?
>[/color]
You got to buy one of them ultra long 'screw' drivers from yur local
hardware store.

Lube with enough juice (sperm from your gay lover is fine) and enjoy
the rewards!

<connor_a@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:1133156912.558532.257600@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
>
> Hachiroku wrote:[color=green]
>> I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
>> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
>> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
>> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?
>>[/color]
> You got to buy one of them ultra long 'screw' drivers from yur local
> hardware store.
>
> Lube with enough juice (sperm from your gay lover is fine) and enjoy
> the rewards![/color]

Crisco works. :)

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On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:31:47 -0800, Hachiroku wrote:
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> I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?[/color]

Yeah, fuckface; pull your fucking HEAD out of your ass BEFORE your
boyfriend insterts up to his elbow!

But, I figured a gay plowboy like yourself would know this by now.

God, are you guys putzes.


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The rest I've squandered.

On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:48:32 -0800, [email]connor_a@hotmail.com[/email] wrote:
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>
> Hachiroku wrote:[color=green]
>> I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
>> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
>> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
>> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?
>>[/color]
> You got to buy one of them ultra long 'screw' drivers from yur local
> hardware store.
>
> Lube with enough juice (sperm from your gay lover is fine) and enjoy
> the rewards![/color]

Sure are a LOT of you that know how it's done now, aren't there?

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The rest I've squandered.

On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:25:23 -0800, AJ wrote:
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>
> <connor_a@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:1133156912.558532.257600@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...[color=green]
>>
>> Hachiroku wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
>>> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
>>> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
>>> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?
>>>[/color]
>> You got to buy one of them ultra long 'screw' drivers from yur local
>> hardware store.
>>
>> Lube with enough juice (sperm from your gay lover is fine) and enjoy
>> the rewards![/color]
>
> Crisco works. :)[/color]

Sure are a LOT of you that know how it's done now, aren't there?

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The rest I've squandered.

"Hachiroku" <pimp.timid@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1133155907.295003.106010@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
>I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?[/color]

Whatsamatter? Your boyfriend take all the dildos when he moved out?

Troll.

[plonk]

On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 00:10:32 +0000, Dennis Kemmerer wrote:
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> "Hachiroku" <pimp.timid@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1133155907.295003.106010@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...[color=green]
>>I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
>> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
>> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
>> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?[/color]
>
> Whatsamatter? Your boyfriend take all the dildos when he moved out?
>
> Troll.
>
> [plonk][/color]

Dude, you didn't plonk Hachiroku, you plonked a moron who hijacked
Hachiroku's nym.

If you'd been here a while, you'd know that's not Hachi...

Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote:
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>On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:31:47 -0800, Hachiroku wrote:
>[color=green]
>> I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
>> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
>> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
>> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?[/color]
>
>Yeah, fuckface; pull your fucking HEAD out of your ass BEFORE your
>boyfriend insterts up to his elbow!
>
>But, I figured a gay plowboy like yourself would know this by now.
>
>God, are you guys putzes.[/color]

Harvey heads for Gay Lame Avenue.

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On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 23:23:44 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
something accessible as news:pan.2005.11.28.23.25.20.161967@ae86.GTS in
alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
[color=blue]
> On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:31:47 -0800, Hachiroku wrote:
>[color=green]
>> I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
>> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
>> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
>> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?[/color]
>
> Yeah, fuckface; pull your fucking HEAD out of your ass BEFORE your
> boyfriend insterts up to his elbow!
>
> But, I figured a gay plowboy like yourself would know this by now.
>
> God, are you guys putzes.[/color]

Why are you holding a conversation with yourself, pervert?

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On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 03:33:26 +0000, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
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> On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 23:23:44 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
> something accessible as news:pan.2005.11.28.23.25.20.161967@ae86.GTS in
> alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
>[color=green]
>> On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:31:47 -0800, Hachiroku wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
>>> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
>>> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
>>> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?[/color]
>>
>> Yeah, fuckface; pull your fucking HEAD out of your ass BEFORE your
>> boyfriend insterts up to his elbow!
>>
>> But, I figured a gay plowboy like yourself would know this by now.
>>
>> God, are you guys putzes.[/color]
>
> Why are you holding a conversation with yourself, pervert?[/color]

Look at the headers...notice anything different?

--
I've spent a great deal of money on Whiskey, Women and Fast Cars

The rest I've squandered.

I have a '87 Corolla, and a '62 Ford Galaxie that may do the job...I'll
drive...we'll be well rid of you. Wonder how much I could get for
tickets?

On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 22:48:36 -0500, mmward wrote:
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> I have a '87 Corolla, and a '62 Ford Galaxie that may do the job...I'll
> drive...we'll be well rid of you. Wonder how much I could get for
> tickets?[/color]

<<I hope he really is talking to the OTHER Hachiroku, and not me...>>

--
I've spent a great deal of money on Whiskey, Women and Fast Cars

The rest I've squandered.

Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote:
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>On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 03:33:26 +0000, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
>[color=green]
>> On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 23:23:44 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
>> something accessible as news:pan.2005.11.28.23.25.20.161967@ae86.GTS in
>> alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:31:47 -0800, Hachiroku wrote:
>>>
>>>> I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
>>>> but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
>>>> feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
>>>> prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?
>>>
>>> Yeah, fuckface; pull your fucking HEAD out of your ass BEFORE your
>>> boyfriend insterts up to his elbow!
>>>
>>> But, I figured a gay plowboy like yourself would know this by now.
>>>
>>> God, are you guys putzes.[/color]
>>
>> Why are you holding a conversation with yourself, pervert?[/color]
>
>Look at the headers...notice anything different?[/color]

Yeah, you snecked the froupsline again, Spank.

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with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

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"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka Silouen aka ...

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