[OT] gastroenterologist -->joke<--

A San Francisco gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments
made by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies.......

"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in
fact, up there?"

"You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0ea9w4y4rjw3000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
>A San Francisco gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments
> made by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies.......[/color]

*snipped and stolen*

Natalie

On 28 Nov 2005 14:39:37 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>A San Francisco gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments
>made by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies.......
>
>"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
>
>"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>
>"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
>
>"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in
>fact, up there?"
>
>"You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
>
>"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>
>"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
>Hokey Pokey...."
>
>"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>
>"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
>
>"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>
>"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
>
>"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>
>"Can you hear me NOW?"[/color]

Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)

....

noneyabusiness, 11/28/2005, 10:11:54 AM,
<6d7mo1l05tp9qq4la7hbespec4i7ghjcmo@4ax.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
> Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)[/color]

Thanks for the compliment. I just got back from Mississippi and
noticed the additional garbage in the group. Hopefully it will stop
soon.

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0ea9xxg77ozc001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > noneyabusiness, 11/28/2005, 10:11:54 AM,
> > <6d7mo1l05tp9qq4la7hbespec4i7ghjcmo@4ax.com> wrote:
> >[color=darkred]
> >> Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)[/color]
> >
> > Thanks for the compliment. I just got back from Mississippi and
> > noticed the additional garbage in the group. Hopefully it will stop
> > soon.[/color]
>
> From your keyboard to the Usenet god's ears.
>
> It would help if those who choose to reply to these twits would delete the
> Toyota group from these threads. I don't have a problem with OT posts,
> obviously, but I do have a problem with posts that are done specifically to
> start shit. I try to avoid flame wars.[/color]

Then ya better ignore this flame, you big loser ;)

"Learning Richard"...

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> "badgolferman" ...[color=green]
> > noneyabusiness, :
> >[color=darkred]
> >> Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)[/color]
> >
> > Thanks for the compliment. I just got back from Mississippi and
> > noticed the additional garbage in the group. Hopefully it will stop
> > soon.[/color]
>
> From your keyboard to the Usenet god's ears.
>
> It would help if those who choose to reply to these twits would delete the
> Toyota group from these threads. I don't have a problem with OT posts,
> obviously, but I do have a problem with posts that are done specifically
> to
> start shit. I try to avoid flame wars.[/color]

**Then ya better ignore this flame, you big loser ;)

*fwappity-fwap*

Natalie

"Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1133217539.764464.30790@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0ea9xxg77ozc001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > noneyabusiness, 11/28/2005, 10:11:54 AM,
> > <6d7mo1l05tp9qq4la7hbespec4i7ghjcmo@4ax.com> wrote:
> >[color=darkred]
> >> Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)[/color]
> >
> > Thanks for the compliment. I just got back from Mississippi and
> > noticed the additional garbage in the group. Hopefully it will stop
> > soon.[/color]
>
> From your keyboard to the Usenet god's ears.
>
> It would help if those who choose to reply to these twits would delete the
> Toyota group from these threads. I don't have a problem with OT posts,
> obviously, but I do have a problem with posts that are done specifically
> to
> start shit. I try to avoid flame wars.[/color]

Then ya better ignore this flame, you big loser ;)

Idiot. ;-)

"Jeff Strickland" <...[color=blue]
>
> "Learning Richard" ...
>
> Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=green]
>> "badgolferman" ..[color=darkred]
>> > noneyabusiness, :
>> >
>> >> Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)
>> >
>> > Thanks for the compliment. I just got back from Mississippi and
>> > noticed the additional garbage in the group. Hopefully it will stop
>> > soon.[/color]
>>
>> From your keyboard to the Usenet god's ears.
>>
>> It would help if those who choose to reply to these twits would delete
>> the
>> Toyota group from these threads. I don't have a problem with OT posts,
>> obviously, but I do have a problem with posts that are done specifically
>> to
>> start shit. I try to avoid flame wars.[/color]
>
> Then ya better ignore this flame, you big loser ;)
> Richard[/color]
[color=blue]
> Idiot. ;-) Jeff[/color]

*warming up 2 penis denuding forks*

Natalie

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> "Jeff Strickland" <...[color=green]
> >
> > "Learning Richard" ...
> >
> > Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=darkred]
> >> "badgolferman" ..
> >> > noneyabusiness, :
> >> >
> >> >> Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)
> >> >
> >> > Thanks for the compliment. I just got back from Mississippi and
> >> > noticed the additional garbage in the group. Hopefully it will stop
> >> > soon.
> >>
> >> From your keyboard to the Usenet god's ears.
> >>
> >> It would help if those who choose to reply to these twits would delete
> >> the
> >> Toyota group from these threads. I don't have a problem with OT posts,
> >> obviously, but I do have a problem with posts that are done specifically
> >> to
> >> start shit. I try to avoid flame wars.[/color]
> >
> > Then ya better ignore this flame, you big loser ;)
> > Richard[/color]
>[color=green]
> > Idiot. ;-) Jeff[/color]
>
> *warming up 2 penis denuding forks*[/color]

I'm wearing my stainless steel jock strap

"Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1133299020.473560.239800@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> "Jeff Strickland" <...[color=green]
> >
> > "Learning Richard" ...
> >
> > Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=darkred]
> >> "badgolferman" ..
> >> > noneyabusiness, :
> >> >
> >> >> Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)
> >> >
> >> > Thanks for the compliment. I just got back from Mississippi and
> >> > noticed the additional garbage in the group. Hopefully it will stop
> >> > soon.
> >>
> >> From your keyboard to the Usenet god's ears.
> >>
> >> It would help if those who choose to reply to these twits would delete
> >> the
> >> Toyota group from these threads. I don't have a problem with OT posts,
> >> obviously, but I do have a problem with posts that are done
> >> specifically
> >> to
> >> start shit. I try to avoid flame wars.[/color]
> >
> > Then ya better ignore this flame, you big loser ;)
> > Richard[/color]
>[color=green]
> > Idiot. ;-) Jeff[/color]
>
> *warming up 2 penis denuding forks*[/color]

I'm wearing my stainless steel jock strap

Richard

That sounds more painful than the fork

Natalie

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> "Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1133299020.473560.239800@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=green]
> > "Jeff Strickland" <...[color=darkred]
> > >
> > > "Learning Richard" ...
> > >
> > > Wickeddoll® wrote:
> > >> "badgolferman" ..
> > >> > noneyabusiness, :
> > >> >
> > >> >> Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)
> > >> >
> > >> > Thanks for the compliment. I just got back from Mississippi and
> > >> > noticed the additional garbage in the group. Hopefully it will stop
> > >> > soon.
> > >>
> > >> From your keyboard to the Usenet god's ears.
> > >>
> > >> It would help if those who choose to reply to these twits would delete
> > >> the
> > >> Toyota group from these threads. I don't have a problem with OT posts,
> > >> obviously, but I do have a problem with posts that are done
> > >> specifically
> > >> to
> > >> start shit. I try to avoid flame wars.
> > >
> > > Then ya better ignore this flame, you big loser ;)
> > > Richard[/color]
> >[color=darkred]
> > > Idiot. ;-) Jeff[/color]
> >
> > *warming up 2 penis denuding forks*[/color]
>
> I'm wearing my stainless steel jock strap
>
> Richard
>
> That sounds more painful than the fork[/color]

Its padded on the inside... and from what I hear, if you keep 'em
chilly you'll be more likely to make a boy...

[color=blue]
>
> Natalie[/color]

On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 16:56:11 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
<wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:[color=blue]
>"Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1133299020.473560.239800@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>Wickeddoll® wrote:[/color]
[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
>>> *warming up 2 penis denuding forks*[/color]
>>
>>I'm wearing my stainless steel jock strap[/color]
>
>That sounds more painful than the fork[/color]

Stainless Steel Jockstrap? Not a problem! Hey, Natalie - Wanna
borrow an oxy-acetylene cutting torch? >_< (Owie!)

For the stubborn ones there's the gasoline chop saw - a chainsaw
motor with a 14" abrasive cutoff wheel on the front, that'll get right
to the root of the matter.

(Ve Haff Our Vayss...) ;-)

--<< Bruce >>--

--
Bruce L. Bergman, Woodland Hills (Los Angeles) CA - Desktop
Electrician for Westend Electric - CA726700
5737 Kanan Rd. #359, Agoura CA 91301 (818) 889-9545
Spamtrapped address: Remove the python and the invalid, and use a net.

"Bruce L. Bergman"[color=blue]
> On Tue, 29 Nov 2005 16:56:11 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"[color=green]
>>"Learning Richard"[/color]
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>> *warming up 2 penis denuding forks*
>>>
>>>I'm wearing my stainless steel jock strap[/color]
>>
>>That sounds more painful than the fork[/color]
>
> Stainless Steel Jockstrap? Not a problem! Hey, Natalie - Wanna
> borrow an oxy-acetylene cutting torch? >_< (Owie!)
>
> For the stubborn ones there's the gasoline chop saw - a chainsaw
> motor with a 14" abrasive cutoff wheel on the front, that'll get right
> to the root of the matter.
>
> (Ve Haff Our Vayss...) ;-)
>
> --<< Bruce >>--[/color]

OOOOO That sounds promising...we'll talk.

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:dmhtfh.310.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=blue]
>
> "Jeff Strickland" <...[color=green]
>>
>> "Learning Richard" ...
>>
>> Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> "badgolferman" ..
>>> > noneyabusiness, :
>>> >
>>> >> Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)
>>> >
>>> > Thanks for the compliment. I just got back from Mississippi and
>>> > noticed the additional garbage in the group. Hopefully it will stop
>>> > soon.
>>>
>>> From your keyboard to the Usenet god's ears.
>>>
>>> It would help if those who choose to reply to these twits would delete
>>> the
>>> Toyota group from these threads. I don't have a problem with OT posts,
>>> obviously, but I do have a problem with posts that are done specifically
>>> to
>>> start shit. I try to avoid flame wars.[/color]
>>
>> Then ya better ignore this flame, you big loser ;)
>> Richard[/color]
>[color=green]
>> Idiot. ;-) Jeff[/color]
>
> *warming up 2 penis denuding forks*
>[/color]

If a denuding fork is like a carrot peeler, doesn't this mean you need to
hold the denudee in one hand while you use the denudor in the other?

While denuding doesn't sound particularly appealing (no pun intended) the
holding part sounds fun ...

"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>
>"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:dmhtfh.310.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=green]
>>
>> "Jeff Strickland" <...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "Learning Richard" ...
>>>
>>> Wickeddoll® wrote:
>>>> "badgolferman" ..
>>>> > noneyabusiness, :
>>>> >
>>>> >> Your joke posts are the only reason I still check this group ;-)
>>>> >
>>>> > Thanks for the compliment. I just got back from Mississippi and
>>>> > noticed the additional garbage in the group. Hopefully it will stop
>>>> > soon.
>>>>
>>>> From your keyboard to the Usenet god's ears.
>>>>
>>>> It would help if those who choose to reply to these twits would delete
>>>> the
>>>> Toyota group from these threads. I don't have a problem with OT posts,
>>>> obviously, but I do have a problem with posts that are done specifically
>>>> to
>>>> start shit. I try to avoid flame wars.
>>>
>>> Then ya better ignore this flame, you big loser ;)
>>> Richard[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>> Idiot. ;-) Jeff[/color]
>>
>> *warming up 2 penis denuding forks*
>>[/color]
>
>If a denuding fork is like a carrot peeler, doesn't this mean you need to
>hold the denudee in one hand while you use the denudor in the other?
>
>While denuding doesn't sound particularly appealing (no pun intended) the
>holding part sounds fun ...[/color]

You're kidding, right?...what you suppose she holds it
with?...remember the fork?...
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)