[OT] shipwreck -->joke<--

Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is freakin'
out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no food and
we have no water. We're gonna die."

The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He cozies
up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is driving
the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there so
relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we have
no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna die,
we're gonna die, we're gonna die."

The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a week." He
leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts to go
back to sleep.

The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference does
that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your money do us
now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we have no
shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."

The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make $100,000
a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0eab6535277qd000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is freakin'
> out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no food and
> we have no water. We're gonna die."
>
> The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He cozies
> up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is driving
> the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there so
> relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we have
> no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna die,
> we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>
> The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a week." He
> leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts to go
> back to sleep.
>
> The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference does
> that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your money do us
> now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we have no
> shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>
> The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make $100,000
> a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"[/color]

Must be Mormon...

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0eab6535277qd000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is freakin'
> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no food and
> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
> >
> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He cozies
> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is driving
> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there so
> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we have
> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna die,
> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
> >
> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a week." He
> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts to go
> > back to sleep.
> >
> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference does
> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your money do us
> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we have no
> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
> >
> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make $100,000
> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"[/color]
>
> Must be Mormon...
>
> Natalie
>
>[/color]
........ I don't get it (o_O)a

-Michael-

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>
> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:dmhtkv.31c.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=green]
>>
>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0eab6535277qd000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is freakin'
>> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no food and
>> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
>> >
>> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He cozies
>> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is driving
>> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there so
>> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we have
>> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna die,
>> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>> >
>> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a week." He
>> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts to go
>> > back to sleep.
>> >
>> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference does
>> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your money do us
>> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we have no
>> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>> >
>> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make $100,000
>> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"[/color]
>>
>> Must be Mormon...
>>
>> Natalie
>>
>>[/color]
> ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
>
> -Michael-
>
>[/color]
The joke, or my reply?

Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.

Natalie

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> "Michael" <Michael@displayitpockets.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:dmhtkv.31c.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=darkred]
> >>
> >> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> news:xn0eab6535277qd000@news.readfreenews.net...
> >> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is[/color][/color][/color]
freakin'[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no food[/color][/color][/color]
and[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
> >> >
> >> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He[/color][/color][/color]
cozies[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is driving
> >> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there so
> >> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we have
> >> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna die,
> >> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
> >> >
> >> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a week."[/color][/color][/color]
He[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts to go
> >> > back to sleep.
> >> >
> >> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference does
> >> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your money do[/color][/color][/color]
us[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we have no
> >> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
> >> >
> >> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make[/color][/color][/color]
$100,000[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"
> >>
> >> Must be Mormon...
> >>
> >> Natalie
> >>
> >>[/color]
> > ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
> >
> > -Michael-
> >
> >[/color]
> The joke, or my reply?
>
> Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.
>
> Natalie
>
>[/color]
Ahhhh, now I get it!

Thanks Natalie :)

-Michael-

"Michael" <Michael@displayitpockets.com> wrote:
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>
>"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:dmi7bt.2sc.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=green]
>>
>> "Michael" <Michael@displayitpockets.com> wrote in message
>> news:Vz5jf.6998$ea6.50@news-server.bigpond.net.au...[color=darkred]
>> >
>> > "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> > news:dmhtkv.31c.1@news.evilcabal.org...
>> >>
>> >> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:xn0eab6535277qd000@news.readfreenews.net...
>> >> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is[/color][/color]
>freakin'[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no food[/color][/color]
>and[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
>> >> >
>> >> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He[/color][/color]
>cozies[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is driving
>> >> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there so
>> >> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we have
>> >> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna die,
>> >> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>> >> >
>> >> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a week."[/color][/color]
>He[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts to go
>> >> > back to sleep.
>> >> >
>> >> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference does
>> >> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your money do[/color][/color]
>us[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we have no
>> >> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>> >> >
>> >> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make[/color][/color]
>$100,000[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"
>> >>
>> >> Must be Mormon...
>> >>
>> >> Natalie
>> >>
>> >>
>> > ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
>> >
>> > -Michael-
>> >
>> >[/color]
>> The joke, or my reply?
>>
>> Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.
>>
>> Natalie
>>
>>[/color]
>Ahhhh, now I get it!
>
>Thanks Natalie :)
>
>-Michael-
>[/color]
Is it 'only' Mormons Nat?
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Gord Beaman" ...[color=blue]
> "Michael" :
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Wickeddoll®" ...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "Michael" ...
>>> >
>>> > "Wickeddoll®" ..
>>> >>
>>> >> "badgolferman" ...
>>> >> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is[/color]
>>freakin'[color=darkred]
>>> >> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no food[/color]
>>and[color=darkred]
>>> >> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
>>> >> >
>>> >> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He[/color]
>>cozies[color=darkred]
>>> >> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is
>>> >> > driving
>>> >> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there so
>>> >> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we
>>> >> > have
>>> >> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna die,
>>> >> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>>> >> >
>>> >> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a
>>> >> > week."[/color]
>>He[color=darkred]
>>> >> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts to
>>> >> > go
>>> >> > back to sleep.
>>> >> >
>>> >> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference
>>> >> > does
>>> >> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your money
>>> >> > do[/color]
>>us[color=darkred]
>>> >> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we have
>>> >> > no
>>> >> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>>> >> >
>>> >> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make[/color]
>>$100,000[color=darkred]
>>> >> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"
>>> >>
>>> >> Must be Mormon...
>>> >>
>>> >> Natalie
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> > ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
>>> >
>>> > -Michael-
>>> >
>>> >
>>> The joke, or my reply?
>>>
>>> Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.
>>>
>>> Natalie
>>>
>>>[/color]
>>Ahhhh, now I get it!
>>
>>Thanks Natalie :)
>>
>>-Michael-
>>[/color]
> Is it 'only' Mormons Nat?
> --
>
> -Gord.[/color]

As far as I know, yes.

The Catholic church *asks* us to give 10%, but for Mormons, it's required.

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>
>"Gord Beaman" ...[color=green]
>> "Michael" :
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"Wickeddoll®" ...
>>>>
>>>> "Michael" ...
>>>> >
>>>> > "Wickeddoll®" ..
>>>> >>
>>>> >> "badgolferman" ...
>>>> >> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is
>>>freakin'
>>>> >> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no food
>>>and
>>>> >> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He
>>>cozies
>>>> >> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is
>>>> >> > driving
>>>> >> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there so
>>>> >> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we
>>>> >> > have
>>>> >> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna die,
>>>> >> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a
>>>> >> > week."
>>>He
>>>> >> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts to
>>>> >> > go
>>>> >> > back to sleep.
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference
>>>> >> > does
>>>> >> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your money
>>>> >> > do
>>>us
>>>> >> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we have
>>>> >> > no
>>>> >> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make
>>>$100,000
>>>> >> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Must be Mormon...
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Natalie
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>>>> > ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
>>>> >
>>>> > -Michael-
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> The joke, or my reply?
>>>>
>>>> Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.
>>>>
>>>> Natalie
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Ahhhh, now I get it!
>>>
>>>Thanks Natalie :)
>>>
>>>-Michael-
>>>[/color]
>> Is it 'only' Mormons Nat?
>> --
>>
>> -Gord.[/color]
>
>As far as I know, yes.
>
>The Catholic church *asks* us to give 10%, but for Mormons, it's required.
>
>Natalie
>
>[/color]
IC thanks...
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
> >
> >"Gord Beaman" ...[color=darkred]
> >> "Michael" :
> >>
> >>>
> >>>"Wickeddoll®" ...
> >>>>
> >>>> "Michael" ...
> >>>> >
> >>>> > "Wickeddoll®" ..
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> "badgolferman" ...
> >>>> >> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is
> >>>freakin'
> >>>> >> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no[/color][/color][/color]
food[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >>>and
> >>>> >> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
> >>>> >> >
> >>>> >> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He
> >>>cozies
> >>>> >> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is
> >>>> >> > driving
> >>>> >> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit there[/color][/color][/color]
so[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >>>> >> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food, we
> >>>> >> > have
> >>>> >> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna[/color][/color][/color]
die,[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >>>> >> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
> >>>> >> >
> >>>> >> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a
> >>>> >> > week."
> >>>He
> >>>> >> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts[/color][/color][/color]
to[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >>>> >> > go
> >>>> >> > back to sleep.
> >>>> >> >
> >>>> >> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference
> >>>> >> > does
> >>>> >> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your[/color][/color][/color]
money[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >>>> >> > do
> >>>us
> >>>> >> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we[/color][/color][/color]
have[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >>>> >> > no
> >>>> >> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
> >>>> >> >
> >>>> >> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make
> >>>$100,000
> >>>> >> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> Must be Mormon...
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> Natalie
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>
> >>>> > ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
> >>>> >
> >>>> > -Michael-
> >>>> >
> >>>> >
> >>>> The joke, or my reply?
> >>>>
> >>>> Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.
> >>>>
> >>>> Natalie
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>Ahhhh, now I get it!
> >>>
> >>>Thanks Natalie :)
> >>>
> >>>-Michael-
> >>>
> >> Is it 'only' Mormons Nat?
> >> --
> >>
> >> -Gord.[/color]
> >
> >As far as I know, yes.
> >
> >The Catholic church *asks* us to give 10%, but for Mormons, it's[/color][/color]
required.[color=blue][color=green]
> >
> >Natalie
> >
> >[/color]
> IC thanks...
> --
>
> -Gord.
> (use gordon in email)[/color]

*shakes head thinking about religious people*

-Michael-

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>
> "Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
> news:ep59r1hdr0sk30g55fju2i84ms2q58n2qh@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>> >
>> >"Gord Beaman" ...
>> >> "Michael" :
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>>"Wickeddoll®" ...
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "Michael" ...
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > "Wickeddoll®" ..
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> "badgolferman" ...
>> >>>> >> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy is
>> >>>freakin'
>> >>>> >> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no[/color][/color]
> food[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >>>and
>> >>>> >> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil. He
>> >>>cozies
>> >>>> >> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is
>> >>>> >> > driving
>> >>>> >> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit
>> >>>> >> > there[/color][/color]
> so[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >>>> >> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food,
>> >>>> >> > we
>> >>>> >> > have
>> >>>> >> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are gonna[/color][/color]
> die,[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >>>> >> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a
>> >>>> >> > week."
>> >>>He
>> >>>> >> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and attempts[/color][/color]
> to[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >>>> >> > go
>> >>>> >> > back to sleep.
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What difference
>> >>>> >> > does
>> >>>> >> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your[/color][/color]
> money[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >>>> >> > do
>> >>>us
>> >>>> >> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we[/color][/color]
> have[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >>>> >> > no
>> >>>> >> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make
>> >>>$100,000
>> >>>> >> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> Must be Mormon...
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> Natalie
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> > ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > -Michael-
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> The joke, or my reply?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Natalie
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>Ahhhh, now I get it!
>> >>>
>> >>>Thanks Natalie :)
>> >>>
>> >>>-Michael-
>> >>>
>> >> Is it 'only' Mormons Nat?
>> >> --
>> >>
>> >> -Gord.
>> >
>> >As far as I know, yes.
>> >
>> >The Catholic church *asks* us to give 10%, but for Mormons, it's[/color][/color]
> required.[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >
>> >Natalie
>> >
>> >[/color]
>> IC thanks...
>> --
>>
>> -Gord.
>> (use gordon in email)[/color]
>
> *shakes head thinking about religious people*
>
> -Michael-
>
>[/color]
:-P

Doesn't that rattling noise bother you?

Natalie

In article <9vajf.7242$ea6.6761@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
[email]Michael@displayitpockets.com[/email] says...[color=blue]
> *shakes head thinking about religious people*
>[/color]
I'm fine with religious people, it is religious organisations that do my
head.
--
Carl Robson
Car PC Build starts again. [url]http://smallr.com/rz[/url]
Homepage: [url]http://www.bouncing-czechs.com[/url]

"NeedforSwede2" ...
...[color=blue][color=green]
>> *shakes head thinking about religious people*
>>[/color]
> I'm fine with religious people, it is religious organisations that do my
> head.
> --
> Carl Robson[/color]

Bingo, Carl!

I fully believe in my faith (Catholic), but I have serious reservation about
our church hierarchy.

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Michael" <Michael@displayitpockets.com> wrote in message
> news:9vajf.7242$ea6.6761@news-server.bigpond.net.au...[color=green]
> >
> > "Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
> > news:ep59r1hdr0sk30g55fju2i84ms2q58n2qh@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
> >> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Gord Beaman" ...
> >> >> "Michael" :
> >> >>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>"Wickeddoll®" ...
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> "Michael" ...
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > "Wickeddoll®" ..
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> "badgolferman" ...
> >> >>>> >> > Two guys were shipwrecked on a desert island. The first guy[/color][/color][/color]
is[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> >>>freakin'
> >> >>>> >> > out. He says: "It's bleak man, I mean this is bad. We have no[/color]
> > food[color=darkred]
> >> >>>and
> >> >>>> >> > we have no water. We're gonna die."
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > The second guy is peaceful, at ease and completely tranquil.[/color][/color][/color]
He[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> >>>cozies
> >> >>>> >> > up under the shade of a palm tree to catch some Z's. This is
> >> >>>> >> > driving
> >> >>>> >> > the first guy nuts, so he turns and says: "How can you sit
> >> >>>> >> > there[/color]
> > so[color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > relaxed? Are you clueless? We have no water, we have no food,
> >> >>>> >> > we
> >> >>>> >> > have
> >> >>>> >> > no shelter, we have no help and we have no hope - we are[/color][/color][/color]
gonna[color=blue][color=green]
> > die,[color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > The second guy says: "You don't understand. I make $100,000 a
> >> >>>> >> > week."
> >> >>>He
> >> >>>> >> > leaned back with his hands folded behind his head and[/color][/color][/color]
attempts[color=blue][color=green]
> > to[color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > go
> >> >>>> >> > back to sleep.
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > The first guy now fearful and ticked off says: "What[/color][/color][/color]
difference[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > does
> >> >>>> >> > that make? Who cares how much you make? What good does your[/color]
> > money[color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > do
> >> >>>us
> >> >>>> >> > now? You don't get it! We have no food, we have no water, we[/color]
> > have[color=darkred]
> >> >>>> >> > no
> >> >>>> >> > shelter, we are gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die."
> >> >>>> >> >
> >> >>>> >> > The second guy interrupted, "No YOU aren't getting it, I make
> >> >>>$100,000
> >> >>>> >> > a week - and I tithe, my pastor WILL find me!"
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> Must be Mormon...
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >> Natalie
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> > ....... I don't get it (o_O)a
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> > -Michael-
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> The joke, or my reply?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Mormons *have* to give at least 10% of their income to the church.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Natalie
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>Ahhhh, now I get it!
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Thanks Natalie :)
> >> >>>
> >> >>>-Michael-
> >> >>>
> >> >> Is it 'only' Mormons Nat?
> >> >> --
> >> >>
> >> >> -Gord.
> >> >
> >> >As far as I know, yes.
> >> >
> >> >The Catholic church *asks* us to give 10%, but for Mormons, it's[/color]
> > required.[color=darkred]
> >> >
> >> >Natalie
> >> >
> >> >
> >> IC thanks...
> >> --
> >>
> >> -Gord.
> >> (use gordon in email)[/color]
> >
> > *shakes head thinking about religious people*
> >
> > -Michael-
> >
> >[/color]
> :-P
>
> Doesn't that rattling noise bother you?
>
> Natalie
>
>[/color]

Naw,

you get used to it after a month or so :)

-Michael-

"NeedforSwede2" <carl.robson@bouncing-czechs.com> wrote in message
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> In article <9vajf.7242$ea6.6761@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
> [email]Michael@displayitpockets.com[/email] says...[color=green]
> > *shakes head thinking about religious people*
> >[/color]
> I'm fine with religious people, it is religious organisations that do my
> head.
> --
> Carl Robson
> Car PC Build starts again. [url]http://smallr.com/rz[/url]
> Homepage: [url]http://www.bouncing-czechs.com[/url][/color]

Its not religious people that really bother me, its the religious people who
insist that they are trying to save you and if you don't believe, or join
them, your going to hell, which is great and all, but no its not going to
happen, i don't believe now, and when i die i still won't believe. And yeh,
religious organisations ><!!!!

-Michael-