Why are the guys in drum and bugle corps so ultra-feminine?

In article <eVAjf.2899$nA2.2250@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net>, Squad took
the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
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> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message =
> news:MPG.1df867652278e276989888@news.alt.net...[color=green]
> > In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave =[/color]
> hillstrom=20[color=green]
> > took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >=20[color=darkred]
> >> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
> >> <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
> >>=20
> >> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
> >> >I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. =[/color][/color]
> And[color=green][color=darkred]
> >> >what's up with the tubas?
> >>=20
> >> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
> >>=20[/color]
> >=20
> > Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than saxaphone.=20
> > All cockslurpers.
> >=20[/color]
>
>
> why do you hate Henny Youngman so much?
>[/color]

He drove my family to suicide by playing the barney theme over and over.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

In article <j14uo1tfq017tq6oi5ps2ec7e5etn1c4mg@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
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> On Thu, 1 Dec 2005 01:51:04 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> transparently proposed:
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> >In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom
> >took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >[color=darkred]
> >> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
> >> <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
> >>
> >> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
> >> >I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
> >> >what's up with the tubas?
> >>
> >> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
> >>[/color]
> >
> >Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than saxaphone.
> >All cockslurpers.[/color]
>
> AHEM
> Benny Goodman on Clarinet.
>
>[/color]

Okay, we'll trade him for Kenny G. That should even things out.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

In article <GySjf.96$EE4.82@news02.roc.ny>, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
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> On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 07:51:04 GMT, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> posted something accessible as
> news:MPG.1df867652278e276989888@news.alt.net in alt.usenet.kooks,
> selections of which I respond to below:
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> > In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom
> > took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >[color=darkred]
> >> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
> >> <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
> >>
> >> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
> >> >I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
> >> >what's up with the tubas?
> >>
> >> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
> >>[/color]
> >
> > Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than saxaphone.
> > All cockslurpers.[/color]
>
> Um. James Galway?[/color]

Who?

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

On Fri, 2 Dec 2005 18:53:25 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> got double secret probation because:
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>In article <j14uo1tfq017tq6oi5ps2ec7e5etn1c4mg@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
>the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
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>> On Thu, 1 Dec 2005 01:51:04 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> transparently proposed:
>>[color=darkred]
>> >In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom
>> >took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>> >
>> >> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
>> >> <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>> >>
>> >> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
>> >> >I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
>> >> >what's up with the tubas?
>> >>
>> >> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than saxaphone.
>> >All cockslurpers.[/color]
>>
>> AHEM
>> Benny Goodman on Clarinet.
>>
>>[/color]
>
>Okay, we'll trade him for Kenny G. That should even things out.[/color]

The Anti-Christ of Music. Him and Chuck Mangione. *shudder*

PS: Harmonica is a reed instrument and I would listen to Jerry McCain,
James Cotton, Billy Branch, Kim Wilson, James Harman, Billy Boy
Arnold, Mark Hummel or Gary Primich all night long. Those are just a
handful of the really kick ass LIVING harmonica players. We won;t get
into the dead ones.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <slrndlk3ae.fc2.dformosa@dformosa.zeta.org.au>
"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

[url]http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html[/url]

In article <h6s1p19kdg1dk5dc0mdtr6qi0qtm9j53b0@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
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> On Fri, 2 Dec 2005 18:53:25 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> got double secret probation because:
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> >In article <j14uo1tfq017tq6oi5ps2ec7e5etn1c4mg@4ax.com>, Aratzio took
> >the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >[color=darkred]
> >> On Thu, 1 Dec 2005 01:51:04 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> transparently proposed:
> >>
> >> >In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom
> >> >took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> >> >
> >> >> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
> >> >> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
> >> >> <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
> >> >>
> >> >> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
> >> >> >I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
> >> >> >what's up with the tubas?
> >> >>
> >> >> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than saxaphone.
> >> >All cockslurpers.
> >>
> >> AHEM
> >> Benny Goodman on Clarinet.
> >>
> >>[/color]
> >
> >Okay, we'll trade him for Kenny G. That should even things out.[/color]
>
> The Anti-Christ of Music. Him and Chuck Mangione. *shudder*
>
> PS: Harmonica is a reed instrument and I would listen to Jerry McCain,
> James Cotton, Billy Branch, Kim Wilson, James Harman, Billy Boy
> Arnold, Mark Hummel or Gary Primich all night long. Those are just a
> handful of the really kick ass LIVING harmonica players. We won;t get
> into the dead ones.
>
>[/color]

Harmonica's cool. They can stay.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 13:51:50 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
posted something accessible as
news:9ek0p192gdlmsd7ektffjomce3cer7l669@4ax.com in alt.usenet.kooks,
selections of which I respond to below:
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> On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 07:17:58 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <rbuchanan@neubauten.org> transparently proposed:
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>>On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 07:51:04 GMT, Noodles Jefferson
>><silverbells@tacoshells.com> posted something accessible as
>>news:MPG.1df867652278e276989888@news.alt.net in alt.usenet.kooks,
>>selections of which I respond to below:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave
>>> hillstrom took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
>>> wow"...
>>>
>>>> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince
>>>> Lamb" <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>>>
>>>> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every
>>>> >drum-meet I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male
>>>> >cheerleaders. And what's up with the tubas?
>>>>
>>>> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than
>>> saxaphone. All cockslurpers.[/color]
>>
>>Um. James Galway?[/color]
>
> *snorkle*
> Irish[/color]

Go laminate your furniture, spaghettifresser!

--
Robert Buchanan
Grand Moff of <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
Custodian of <http://del.icio.us/rbuchanan>
Master of Mindy (arf)

Quote of the week:

"You acted as if I was gay for years, and now you whine when I poke your
ass."

-Tom "Tosser" Bishop, <4388e3cc$0$20296$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com>

On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:32:19 GMT, Daedalus <jade@my-deja.com> posted
something accessible as news:8lf0p155v9fljfcsa18huof6eoh83lpplr@4ax.com
in alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
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> On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 07:19:43 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <rbuchanan@neubauten.org>, wrote:
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>>On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 16:23:20 GMT, Daedalus <jade@my-deja.com> posted
>>something accessible as
>>news:6o8uo1th08ma42gh0k2b6ghgsj4sf25rae@4ax.com in alt.usenet.kooks,
>>selections of which I respond to below:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 20:00:01 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>,
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>><1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
>>>><sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>>>
>>>>>It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every
>>>>>drum-meet I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male
>>>>>cheerleaders. And what's up with the tubas?
>>>>
>>>>tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
>>>
>>> I suppose it depends on what you're doing with one.
>>>
>>> French horn is the sluttiest instrument.[/color]
>>
>>I'm not so sure. The oboe is pretty whorish.[/color]
>
> I hear the oboe will lay down for any trombone that comes along.[/color]

Bassoon is into serious sadomaso.

--
Robert Buchanan
Grand Moff of <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
Custodian of <http://del.icio.us/rbuchanan>
Master of Mindy (arf)

Quote of the week:

"You acted as if I was gay for years, and now you whine when I poke your
ass."

-Tom "Tosser" Bishop, <4388e3cc$0$20296$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com>