Why are the guys in drum and bugle corps so ultra-feminine?

It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
what's up with the tubas?

On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
<1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
<sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
[color=blue]
>It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
>I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
>what's up with the tubas?[/color]

tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
--
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Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK November 2005

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"Vince Lamb" <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
> It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
> I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
> what's up with the tubas?
>[/color]
Makes one wonder why you keep going.

"Vince Lamb" <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> wrote...[color=blue]
> It's like 75% of them are gay or bi.[/color]

So?

"Jim Tiberio" <jimtiberio@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3v74i3F14h2otU1@individual.net...[color=blue]
>
> "Vince Lamb" <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...[color=green]
> > It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
> > I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
> > what's up with the tubas?
> >[/color]
> Makes one wonder why you keep going.
>
>[/color]

Yeh, that does make one wonder

-Michael-

In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom
took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
[color=blue]
> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
> <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>[color=green]
> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
> >I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
> >what's up with the tubas?[/color]
>
> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
>[/color]

Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than saxaphone.
All cockslurpers.

--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM

"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.

"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message news:MPG.1df867652278e276989888@news.alt.net...[color=blue]
> In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom
> took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
> [color=green]
>> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
>> <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>> [color=darkred]
>> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
>> >I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
>> >what's up with the tubas?[/color]
>>
>> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
>> [/color]
>
> Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than saxaphone.
> All cockslurpers.
>
> --
> Noodles Jefferson
> mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
> sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
>
> "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
> are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
> world is evidently approaching."
> --Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.[/color]


why do you hate Henny Youngman so much?

On Thu, 1 Dec 2005 01:51:04 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> transparently proposed:
[color=blue]
>In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom
>took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>[color=green]
>> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
>> <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>[color=darkred]
>> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
>> >I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
>> >what's up with the tubas?[/color]
>>
>> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
>>[/color]
>
>Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than saxaphone.
>All cockslurpers.[/color]

AHEM
Benny Goodman on Clarinet.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <slrndlk3ae.fc2.dformosa@dformosa.zeta.org.au>

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

[url]http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html[/url]

"Ratzy Hole" Aratzio wrote:[color=blue]
> But[/color]

On 1 Dec 2005 07:14:01 -0800, "Learning Richard"
<learningrichard@gmail.com> transparently proposed:
[color=blue]
>
>"Ratzy Hole" Aratzio wrote:[color=green]
>> But[/color][/color]

Ah poor lil snip-n-run Dick, "Does snookums want sum atwenshun"

Toyota.tard not slurping you and you feels all lonely and any
attention is better than none?

I have an idea, you can netKKKop me to [email]abuse@zig-zag.net[/email] and see what
they say.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <slrndlk3ae.fc2.dformosa@dformosa.zeta.org.au>

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

[url]http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html[/url]

On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 20:00:01 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>,
wrote:
[color=blue]
>On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
><1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
><sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>[color=green]
>>It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
>>I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
>>what's up with the tubas?[/color]
>
>tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.[/color]

I suppose it depends on what you're doing with one.

French horn is the sluttiest instrument.

Jade

On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 07:51:04 GMT, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> posted something accessible as
news:MPG.1df867652278e276989888@news.alt.net in alt.usenet.kooks,
selections of which I respond to below:
[color=blue]
> In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom
> took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>[color=green]
>> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
>> <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>[color=darkred]
>> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
>> >I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
>> >what's up with the tubas?[/color]
>>
>> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
>>[/color]
>
> Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than saxaphone.
> All cockslurpers.[/color]

Um. James Galway?

--
Robert Buchanan
Grand Moff of <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
Custodian of <http://del.icio.us/rbuchanan>
Master of Mindy (arf)

Quote of the week:

"You acted as if I was gay for years, and now you whine when I poke your
ass."

-Tom "Tosser" Bishop, <4388e3cc$0$20296$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com>

On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 16:23:20 GMT, Daedalus <jade@my-deja.com> posted
something accessible as news:6o8uo1th08ma42gh0k2b6ghgsj4sf25rae@4ax.com in
alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
[color=blue]
> On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 20:00:01 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>,
> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>><1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
>><sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
>>>I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
>>>what's up with the tubas?[/color]
>>
>>tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.[/color]
>
> I suppose it depends on what you're doing with one.
>
> French horn is the sluttiest instrument.[/color]

I'm not so sure. The oboe is pretty whorish.

--
Robert Buchanan
Grand Moff of <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
Custodian of <http://del.icio.us/rbuchanan>
Master of Mindy (arf)

Quote of the week:

"You acted as if I was gay for years, and now you whine when I poke your
ass."

-Tom "Tosser" Bishop, <4388e3cc$0$20296$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com>

On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 07:19:43 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
<rbuchanan@neubauten.org>, wrote:
[color=blue]
>On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 16:23:20 GMT, Daedalus <jade@my-deja.com> posted
>something accessible as news:6o8uo1th08ma42gh0k2b6ghgsj4sf25rae@4ax.com in
>alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
>[color=green]
>> On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 20:00:01 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>,
>> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>>><1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
>>><sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>>
>>>>It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
>>>>I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
>>>>what's up with the tubas?
>>>
>>>tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.[/color]
>>
>> I suppose it depends on what you're doing with one.
>>
>> French horn is the sluttiest instrument.[/color]
>
>I'm not so sure. The oboe is pretty whorish.[/color]

I hear the oboe will lay down for any trombone that comes along.

Jade

On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 07:17:58 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
<rbuchanan@neubauten.org> transparently proposed:
[color=blue]
>On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 07:51:04 GMT, Noodles Jefferson
><silverbells@tacoshells.com> posted something accessible as
>news:MPG.1df867652278e276989888@news.alt.net in alt.usenet.kooks,
>selections of which I respond to below:
>[color=green]
>> In article <dmlhtf$28j$40@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave hillstrom
>> took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>>[color=darkred]
>>> On 30 Nov 2005 16:13:34 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> <1133396014.217288.10270@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, "Vince Lamb"
>>> <sean.monaghan1@gmail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>>
>>> >It's like 75% of them are gay or bi. I've seen it at every drum-meet
>>> >I've ever been to. Don't even get me started on male cheerleaders. And
>>> >what's up with the tubas?
>>>
>>> tubas seem a man on man sort of instrument to me.
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Any man playing flutes or piccolos or woodwinds other than saxaphone.
>> All cockslurpers.[/color]
>
>Um. James Galway?[/color]

*snorkle*
Irish

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <slrndlk3ae.fc2.dformosa@dformosa.zeta.org.au>

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

[url]http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html[/url]