[OT] snail -->joke<--

A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a young
naked woman on his back.

"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.

"I'm a snail." The man replied.

"What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when all
you've got is that young naked woman on your back?"

"You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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*groan*

Natalie

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a young
> naked woman on his back.
>
> "So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.
>
> "I'm a snail." The man replied.
>
> "What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when all
> you've got is that young naked woman on your back?"
>
> "You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."[/color]

I did not get it....anybody care to explain?


ahmet

a.k., 12/2/2005,4:39:40 AM, wrote:
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>
>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0eagsjs2958u8001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a young
> > naked woman on his back.
> >
> > "So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.
> >
> > "I'm a snail." The man replied.
> >
> > "What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when
> > all you've got is that young naked woman on your back?"
> >
> > "You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."[/color]
>
> I did not get it....anybody care to explain?
>
>
> ahmet[/color]

Michelle = me shell
That's me shell on his back. There's probably a slime trail also...

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> a.k., 12/2/2005,4:39:40 AM, wrote:
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>>
>>
>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0eagsjs2958u8001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>> > A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a young
>> > naked woman on his back.
>> >
>> > "So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.
>> >
>> > "I'm a snail." The man replied.
>> >
>> > "What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when
>> > all you've got is that young naked woman on your back?"
>> >
>> > "You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."[/color]
>>
>> I did not get it....anybody care to explain?
>>
>>
>> ahmet[/color]
>
> Michelle = me shell
> That's me shell on his back. There's probably a slime trail also...[/color]

Now *that's* funny

Natalie

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> a.k., 12/2/2005,4:39:40 AM, wrote:
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>>
>>
>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0eagsjs2958u8001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>> > A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a young
>> > naked woman on his back.
>> >
>> > "So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.
>> >
>> > "I'm a snail." The man replied.
>> >
>> > "What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when
>> > all you've got is that young naked woman on your back?"
>> >
>> > "You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."[/color]
>>
>> I did not get it....anybody care to explain?
>>
>>
>> ahmet[/color]
>
> Michelle = me shell
> That's me shell on his back. There's probably a slime trail also...[/color]

Good point! Where there's a snail, there's probably snail tracks....lol

On 02 Dec 2005 11:48:40 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>a.k., 12/2/2005,4:39:40 AM, wrote:
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>>
>>
>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0eagsjs2958u8001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>> > A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a young
>> > naked woman on his back.
>> >
>> > "So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.
>> >
>> > "I'm a snail." The man replied.
>> >
>> > "What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when
>> > all you've got is that young naked woman on your back?"
>> >
>> > "You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."[/color]
>>
>> I did not get it....anybody care to explain?
>>
>>
>> ahmet[/color]
>
>Michelle = me shell
>That's me shell on his back. There's probably a slime trail also...[/color]

ROFL....

gawd you are terrible....so terrible you make me laff out loud...

--

Scott in Florida

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> a.k., 12/2/2005,4:39:40 AM, wrote:
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> >
> >
> > "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:xn0eagsjs2958u8001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
> > > A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a young
> > > naked woman on his back.
> > >
> > > "So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.
> > >
> > > "I'm a snail." The man replied.
> > >
> > > "What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when
> > > all you've got is that young naked woman on your back?"
> > >
> > > "You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle."[/color]
> >
> > I did not get it....anybody care to explain?
> >
> >
> > ahmet[/color]
>
> Michelle = me shell
> That's me shell on his back. There's probably a slime trail also...[/color]

ohh, ok! Thank you...

ahmet