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Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran

By Doug Patton
June 6, 2005

First, Newsweek pulled a Dan Rather on us, running a fabricated story
just because they wanted it to be true. They told the world that an
American guard at the Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, detention center had
ripped pages from a prisoner's Koran and flushed it down a toilet. As
a result, innocent people died when practitioners of Islam rioted in
protest in Afghanistan.

Oops, said Newsweek, it seems we can't back up our story. Oh well,
it's probably true; we just can't prove it. (Isn't it convenient for
Newsweek that the media now have "Deep Throat" to talk about so they
can revel in their glory days and divert our attention from their
criminal negligence.)

The lie heard round the world about the flushed Koran has caused
convulsions in the Bush Administration and forced the Pentagon to
launch an investigation of unfounded allegations contained in an
unsubstantiated story. The results of said investigation are now in,
and it seems there are at least five incidents of "mishandling" of
the Koran at Gitmo.

Well, guess what? I don't care!

Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not
started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September
11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not
brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac
from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly
three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning death
that day, or didn't they?

And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated"
when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I
don't. I don't care at all.

I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents
for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start
caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime
in Saudi Arabia.

I'll care when Abu Musab al-Zarqawi tells the world he is sorry for
hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his
gurgling, slashed throat.

I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out
and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by
hiding in mosques.

I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search
of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their
suicide bombs.

I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First
Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law
instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.

I'll care when Clinton-appointed judges stop ordering my government
to release photos of the abuses at Abu Ghraib, which are sure to set
off the Islamic extremists just as Newsweek's lies did a few weeks
ago.

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up
an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.

When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have
been humiliated in what amounts to a college hazing incident, rest
assured that I don't care.

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told
not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the
bank that I don't care.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran paid for by my
tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled,"
you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts that I don't care.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran"
and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and -- you guessed
it -- I don't care!

-----------


Doug Patton is a freelance columnist
--

Scott in Florida

Scott in Florida wrote:[color=blue]
> Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran
>
> By Dou[/color]

How about wiping your ass with the book of Genesis then?

On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:44:10 -0500, Scott in Florida
<JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran[/color]

Of course you don't. You're a fucking republican dupe. You have no
choice.

Bet if someone pissed on your bible, you'd be bent.
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"Gary L. Burnore" <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:dn7kid$afu$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...[color=blue]
> On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:44:10 -0500, Scott in Florida
> <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran[/color]
>
> Of course you don't. You're a fucking republican dupe. You have no
> choice.
>
> Bet if someone pissed on your bible, you'd be bent.
> --[/color]

I would agree with you on being pissed if someone desecrated the bible. The
issue here is that we are getting bent out of shape because of alleged Koran
abuse, while at the same time, it's ok for the Islamists to cut someone's
head off. When that fake story broke lose, how many people died in riots
because of this?

I dont think you would have too many Christians going ape shit if Osama
would wipe his ass with the bible. They may be pissed, but they would be a
lot more civilized. They get shit on by the ACLU daily. If ACLU attacked the
Islam religion, you would see Arabs blowing themselves up.

This is where the difference is.

On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:44:10 -0500, Scott in Florida wrote:

HEY!!!! I was gonna post this!!! Dammit!!!!


[color=blue]
> Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran
>
> By Doug Patton
> June 6, 2005
>
> First, Newsweek pulled a Dan Rather on us, running a fabricated story
> just because they wanted it to be true. They told the world that an
> American guard at the Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, detention center had
> ripped pages from a prisoner's Koran and flushed it down a toilet. As
> a result, innocent people died when practitioners of Islam rioted in
> protest in Afghanistan.
>
> Oops, said Newsweek, it seems we can't back up our story. Oh well,
> it's probably true; we just can't prove it. (Isn't it convenient for
> Newsweek that the media now have "Deep Throat" to talk about so they
> can revel in their glory days and divert our attention from their
> criminal negligence.)
>
> The lie heard round the world about the flushed Koran has caused
> convulsions in the Bush Administration and forced the Pentagon to
> launch an investigation of unfounded allegations contained in an
> unsubstantiated story. The results of said investigation are now in,
> and it seems there are at least five incidents of "mishandling" of
> the Koran at Gitmo.
>
> Well, guess what? I don't care!
>
> Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not
> started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September
> 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not
> brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac
> from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly
> three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning death
> that day, or didn't they?
>
> And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated"
> when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I
> don't. I don't care at all.
>
> I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents
> for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
>
> I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start
> caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime
> in Saudi Arabia.
>
> I'll care when Abu Musab al-Zarqawi tells the world he is sorry for
> hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his
> gurgling, slashed throat.
>
> I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out
> and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by
> hiding in mosques.
>
> I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search
> of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their
> suicide bombs.
>
> I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First
> Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law
> instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.
>
> I'll care when Clinton-appointed judges stop ordering my government
> to release photos of the abuses at Abu Ghraib, which are sure to set
> off the Islamic extremists just as Newsweek's lies did a few weeks
> ago.
>
> In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up
> an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.
>
> When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have
> been humiliated in what amounts to a college hazing incident, rest
> assured that I don't care.
>
> When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told
> not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the
> bank that I don't care.
>
> When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran paid for by my
> tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled,"
> you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts that I don't care.
>
> And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran"
> and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and -- you guessed
> it -- I don't care!
>
> -----------
>
>
> Doug Patton is a freelance columnist[/color]

--
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On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:38:31 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote:
[color=blue]
>On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:44:10 -0500, Scott in Florida wrote:
>
>HEY!!!! I was gonna post this!!! Dammit!!!![/color]

You snuze...u luze...LOL

Great article...

[color=blue]
>
>
>[color=green]
>> Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran
>>
>> By Doug Patton
>> June 6, 2005
>>[/color][/color]

--

Scott in Florida

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
news:11pem0vf8ekb06e@news.supernews.com...[color=blue]
>
> "Gary L. Burnore" <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in message
> news:dn7kid$afu$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...[color=green]
> > On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:44:10 -0500, Scott in Florida
> > <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote:
> >[color=darkred]
> >>Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran[/color]
> >
> > Of course you don't. You're a fucking republican dupe. You have no
> > choice.
> >
> > Bet if someone pissed on your bible, you'd be bent.
> > --[/color]
>
> I would agree with you on being pissed if someone desecrated the bible.[/color]
The[color=blue]
> issue here is that we are getting bent out of shape because of alleged[/color]
Koran[color=blue]
> abuse, while at the same time, it's ok for the Islamists to cut someone's
> head off. When that fake story broke lose, how many people died in riots
> because of this?
>[/color]

Typical NeoConned bullshit. Nobody has said it's OK for "Islamists" to cut
someone's head off. Many Muslims have condemned bin Laden's acts and other
atrocities.

Yet, here you are, saying "Islamists" instead of "Islamic terrorists."
Clearly, you make no distinction.
[color=blue]
> I dont think you would have too many Christians going ape shit if Osama
> would wipe his ass with the bible. They may be pissed, but they would be a
> lot more civilized. They get shit on by the ACLU daily. If ACLU attacked[/color]
the[color=blue]
> Islam religion, you would see Arabs blowing themselves up.[/color]

Wouldn't go ape shit? Puh-leeze. Some so-called Christians are already
freaked out because the ACLU expects other religions to get the exact same
respect and treatment before the law that Christianity does. The ACLU does
not shit on anybody, it restrains some people from shitting on others and
there's a lot of so-called Christians here who see their religion as the
privileged one. How many so-called Christians are freaked out because their
10-ton 10 Commandments can't sit in front of the courthouse and crowd out
the precepts of other religions?

"DH" <dh@stargate.com> wrote in message
news:1134001115.aad958dda5392e20914c3886fbf35d5e@roc.usenetexchange.com...[color=blue]
> "Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
> news:11pem0vf8ekb06e@news.supernews.com...[color=green]
>>
>> "Gary L. Burnore" <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in message
>> news:dn7kid$afu$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...[color=darkred]
>> > On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:44:10 -0500, Scott in Florida
>> > <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >>Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran
>> >
>> > Of course you don't. You're a fucking republican dupe. You have no
>> > choice.
>> >
>> > Bet if someone pissed on your bible, you'd be bent.
>> > --[/color]
>>
>> I would agree with you on being pissed if someone desecrated the bible.[/color]
> The[color=green]
>> issue here is that we are getting bent out of shape because of alleged[/color]
> Koran[color=green]
>> abuse, while at the same time, it's ok for the Islamists to cut someone's
>> head off. When that fake story broke lose, how many people died in riots
>> because of this?
>>[/color]
>
> Typical NeoConned bullshit. Nobody has said it's OK for "Islamists" to
> cut
> someone's head off. Many Muslims have condemned bin Laden's acts and
> other
> atrocities.
>
> Yet, here you are, saying "Islamists" instead of "Islamic terrorists."
> Clearly, you make no distinction.
>[color=green]
>> I dont think you would have too many Christians going ape shit if Osama
>> would wipe his ass with the bible. They may be pissed, but they would be
>> a
>> lot more civilized. They get shit on by the ACLU daily. If ACLU attacked[/color]
> the[color=green]
>> Islam religion, you would see Arabs blowing themselves up.[/color]
>
> Wouldn't go ape shit? Puh-leeze. Some so-called Christians are already
> freaked out because the ACLU expects other religions to get the exact same
> respect and treatment before the law that Christianity does. The ACLU does
> not shit on anybody, it restrains some people from shitting on others and
> there's a lot of so-called Christians here who see their religion as the
> privileged one. How many so-called Christians are freaked out because
> their
> 10-ton 10 Commandments can't sit in front of the courthouse and crowd out
> the precepts of other religions?[/color]

Canada and the US were founded on the precepts of Judao Christianity and NO
amount of your fucking surrender monkey left wing ***got bullshit is going
to change that.



[color=blue]
>
>
>[/color]

>[color=blue]
> Yet, here you are, saying "Islamists" instead of "Islamic terrorists."
> Clearly, you make no distinction.
>[color=green]
>> I dont think you would have too many Christians going ape shit if Osama
>> would wipe his ass with the bible. They may be pissed, but they would be
>> a
>> lot more civilized. They get shit on by the ACLU daily. If ACLU attacked[/color]
> the[color=green]
>> Islam religion, you would see Arabs blowing themselves up.[/color]
>
> Wouldn't go ape shit? Puh-leeze. Some so-called Christians are already
> freaked out because the ACLU expects other religions to get the exact same
> respect and treatment before the law that Christianity does. The ACLU does
> not shit on anybody, it restrains some people from shitting on others and
> there's a lot of so-called Christians here who see their religion as the
> privileged one. How many so-called Christians are freaked out because
> their
> 10-ton 10 Commandments can't sit in front of the courthouse and crowd out
> the precepts of other religions?
>
>
>[/color]

You think a bunch of Christians would start going on a killing spree like
the Islamists went on ? I dont think so.

Dan J.S. wrote:[color=blue][color=green]
> >
> > Yet, here you are, saying "Islamists" instead of "Islamic terrorists."
> > Clearly, you make no distinction.
> >[color=darkred]
> >> I dont think you would have too many Christians going ape shit if Osama
> >> would wipe his ass with the bible. They may be pissed, but they would be
> >> a
> >> lot more civilized. They get shit on by the ACLU daily. If ACLU attacked[/color]
> > the[color=darkred]
> >> Islam religion, you would see Arabs blowing themselves up.[/color]
> >
> > Wouldn't go ape shit? Puh-leeze. Some so-called Christians are already
> > freaked out because the ACLU expects other religions to get the exact same
> > respect and treatment before the law that Christianity does. The ACLU does
> > not shit on anybody, it restrains some people from shitting on others and
> > there's a lot of so-called Christians here who see their religion as the
> > privileged one. How many so-called Christians are freaked out because
> > their
> > 10-ton 10 Commandments can't sit in front of the courthouse and crowd out
> > the precepts of other religions?
> >
> >
> >[/color]
>
> You think a bunch of Christians would start going on a killing spree like
> the Islamists went on ? I dont think so.[/color]

Dan, every now and then I think you are pretty perceptive and quick.

Obviously, this is not one of those times.

Don't forget Oklahoma.

Gary L. Burnore wrote:[color=blue]
> On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:44:10 -0500, Scott in Florida
> <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
> >Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran[/color]
>
> Of course you don't. You're a fucking republican dupe. You have no
> choice.
>
> Bet if someone pissed on your bible, you'd be bent.[/color]

As bent as the left gets whenever their heroes, the Muslims, are
embarrrassed? That's hard to believe.
[color=blue]
> --
> gburnore at DataBasix dot Com
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DH wrote:[color=blue]
> "Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
> news:11pem0vf8ekb06e@news.supernews.com...[color=green]
> >
> > "Gary L. Burnore" <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote in message
> > news:dn7kid$afu$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...[color=darkred]
> > > On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:44:10 -0500, Scott in Florida
> > > <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >>Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran
> > >
> > > Of course you don't. You're a fucking republican dupe. You have no
> > > choice.
> > >
> > > Bet if someone pissed on your bible, you'd be bent.
> > > --[/color]
> >
> > I would agree with you on being pissed if someone desecrated the bible.[/color]
> The[color=green]
> > issue here is that we are getting bent out of shape because of alleged[/color]
> Koran[color=green]
> > abuse, while at the same time, it's ok for the Islamists to cut someone's
> > head off. When that fake story broke lose, how many people died in riots
> > because of this?
> >[/color]
>
> Typical NeoConned bullshit. Nobody has said it's OK for "Islamists" to cut
> someone's head off.[/color]

It's implied whenever the idiots on the left have heart attacks over
terrorists being "tortured" while having no reactions whatsoever to
Muslims attrocities.

Many Muslims have condemned bin Laden's acts and other[color=blue]
> atrocities.
>
> Yet, here you are, saying "Islamists" instead of "Islamic terrorists."
> Clearly, you make no distinction.[/color]

There is no distinction. But clearly many more innocents have to be
killed by your Muslim heroes before you get a clue.
[color=blue]
>[color=green]
> > I dont think you would have too many Christians going ape shit if Osama
> > would wipe his ass with the bible. They may be pissed, but they would be a
> > lot more civilized. They get shit on by the ACLU daily. If ACLU attacked[/color]
> the[color=green]
> > Islam religion, you would see Arabs blowing themselves up.[/color]
>
> Wouldn't go ape shit? Puh-leeze. Some so-called Christians are already
> freaked out because the ACLU expects other religions to get the exact same
> respect and treatment before the law that Christianity does.[/color]

That's a nice lie but the mountain of evidence that the ACLU's #1
mission is to shit on Christianity and hoist up Islam utterly disproves
it. And when Christians get angry, they do things like organize
boycotts, not blow themselves up in crowded places so they can fuck
virgins in Heaven. But continue denying reality.

The ACLU does[color=blue]
> not shit on anybody, it restrains some people from shitting on others and
> there's a lot of so-called Christians here who see their religion as the
> privileged one.[/color]

And it's the ACLU's mission to make Islam the priviledged one.

How many so-called Christians are freaked out because their[color=blue]
> 10-ton 10 Commandments can't sit in front of the courthouse and crowd out
> the precepts of other religions?[/color]

If only there were 10-ton sculptures of the Koran, the ACLU would bow
down towards it five times a day.

Learning Richard wrote:[color=blue]
> Dan J.S. wrote:[color=green][color=darkred]
> > >
> > > Yet, here you are, saying "Islamists" instead of "Islamic terrorists."
> > > Clearly, you make no distinction.
> > >
> > >> I dont think you would have too many Christians going ape shit if Osama
> > >> would wipe his ass with the bible. They may be pissed, but they would be
> > >> a
> > >> lot more civilized. They get shit on by the ACLU daily. If ACLU attacked
> > > the
> > >> Islam religion, you would see Arabs blowing themselves up.
> > >
> > > Wouldn't go ape shit? Puh-leeze. Some so-called Christians are already
> > > freaked out because the ACLU expects other religions to get the exact same
> > > respect and treatment before the law that Christianity does. The ACLU does
> > > not shit on anybody, it restrains some people from shitting on others and
> > > there's a lot of so-called Christians here who see their religion as the
> > > privileged one. How many so-called Christians are freaked out because
> > > their
> > > 10-ton 10 Commandments can't sit in front of the courthouse and crowd out
> > > the precepts of other religions?
> > >
> > >
> > >[/color]
> >
> > You think a bunch of Christians would start going on a killing spree like
> > the Islamists went on ? I dont think so.[/color]
>
> Dan, every now and then I think you are pretty perceptive and quick.
>
> Obviously, this is not one of those times.
>
> Don't forget Oklahoma.[/color]

That's okay. It's much easier to forget than the hundreds of thousands
of Muslims who blow themselves up every year. Try not to cry.

Learning Richard wrote:[color=blue]
> Scott in Florida wrote:[color=green]
> > Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran
> >
> > By Dou[/color]
>
> How about wiping your ass with the book of Genesis then?[/color]

That's perfectly acceptable for a leftist while defiling their holy
book, the Koran, is grounds for death.

Scott in Florida wrote:[color=blue]
> Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran
>
> By Doug Patton
> June 6, 2005[/color]

The vast majority don't care what Doug Patton thinks. Leave it to 'Scott in
Florida' to think otherwise.