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[OT] pain machine -->joke<--
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's
father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both
very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for
starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the
father had ever experienced before.
However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the
machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The
doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well
he was doing.
At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to
feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the
wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL
the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no
pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch.
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