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[OT] blondes fight back -->joke<--
Blondes, having endured years of abuse, have finally responded. Here's
what they have to say about redheads and brunettes!
REDHEADS
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal.
How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
BRUNETTES
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's hiney was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
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