OT joke....stolen from another NG

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball,
when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag
over his head and passes the three women.

He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my
husband," she says.

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's
not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit.

He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
"Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club!"
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Scott in Florida

"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
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> Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball,
> when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag
> over his head and passes the three women.
>
> He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my
> husband," she says.
>
> He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's
> not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit.
>
> He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
> "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club!"
> --
>
> Scott in Florida[/color]

SLUT!

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
>news:opoop1l50eaeontstm75p3tavtojpkf1o3@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball,
>> when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag
>> over his head and passes the three women.
>>
>> He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my
>> husband," she says.
>>
>> He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's
>> not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit.
>>
>> He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
>> "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club!"
>> --
>>
>> Scott in Florida[/color]
>
>SLUT!
>
>Natalie
>
>[/color]

Why Natalie?...she just meant that all the members were women I
assume?
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-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>
>>"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
>>news:opoop1l50eaeontstm75p3tavtojpkf1o3@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
>>> Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball,
>>> when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag
>>> over his head and passes the three women.
>>>
>>> He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my
>>> husband," she says.
>>>
>>> He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's
>>> not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit.
>>>
>>> He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
>>> "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club!"
>>> --
>>>
>>> Scott in Florida[/color]
>>
>>SLUT!
>>
>>Natalie
>>
>>[/color]
>
> Why Natalie?...she just meant that all the members were women I
> assume?
> --
>
> -Gord.
> (use gordon in email)[/color]

Exactly! I wonder what Natalie was thinking...lol ;-)

"Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote:
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>
>"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
>news:1hkrp15duncgvr2960vlv5eimighblclm3@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
>>>news:opoop1l50eaeontstm75p3tavtojpkf1o3@4ax.com...
>>>> Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball,
>>>> when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag
>>>> over his head and passes the three women.
>>>>
>>>> He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my
>>>> husband," she says.
>>>>
>>>> He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's
>>>> not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit.
>>>>
>>>> He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
>>>> "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club!"
>>>> --
>>>>
>>>> Scott in Florida
>>>
>>>SLUT!
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Why Natalie?...she just meant that all the members were women I
>> assume?
>> --
>>
>> -Gord.
>> (use gordon in email)[/color]
>
>Exactly! I wonder what Natalie was thinking...lol ;-)
>[/color]
Yeah...c'mon Nat, what were ya thinking?... :)
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-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote:
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>>
>>"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
>>news:1hkrp15duncgvr2960vlv5eimighblclm3@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
>>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:opoop1l50eaeontstm75p3tavtojpkf1o3@4ax.com...
>>>>> Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball,
>>>>> when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag
>>>>> over his head and passes the three women.
>>>>>
>>>>> He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my
>>>>> husband," she says.
>>>>>
>>>>> He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's
>>>>> not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit.
>>>>>
>>>>> He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
>>>>> "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club!"
>>>>> --
>>>>>
>>>>> Scott in Florida
>>>>
>>>>SLUT!
>>>>
>>>>Natalie
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Why Natalie?...she just meant that all the members were women I
>>> assume?
>>> --
>>>
>>> -Gord.
>>> (use gordon in email)[/color]
>>
>>Exactly! I wonder what Natalie was thinking...lol ;-)
>>[/color]
> Yeah...c'mon Nat, what were ya thinking?... :)
> --
>
> -Gord.[/color]

*whistling innocently*

Natalie