OT For you non Navy types....this is how it is....LOL

One summer day two old Retired Navy Chiefs are pushing their carts
around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old Chief says to
the second Old Chief , "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to
where I was going."

The second old Chief says, "That's OK, it's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she
look like?"

"Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue
eyes, long legs, curvy figure, really big busted,
and she's wearing a see-thru blouse and really short shorts. What
does your wife look like?"

"Doesn't matter, let's look for yours!!"

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Scott in Florida