(OT)CommunityService-joke.

(OT)CommunityService-joke.


One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut
he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I
cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this
week" The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning
When the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a
dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to
pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I canno! t
accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning
when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a
dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and
"Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The
Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning
when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats
lined up waiting for a free haircut.

"doncee" <nodbcspam9814wanted@swbell.net> wrote in message
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> (OT)CommunityService-joke.
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Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The
smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same
size as kids. . . I just don't get it."
"Well, " said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy? "
"Republicans, same as you, " replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em? "
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by
Boudreaux's."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em? "
"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer someone to
unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shakes the crap
out of 'em, and eats 'em! "
"Ah! " says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You
ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done
shakin' the crap out of a Republican, there ain't nothin' left but lips
and a briefcase."

Truckdude, 12/13/2005, 9:30:33 AM, <dWAnf.30648$Wo2.13271@trnddc04>
wrote:
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> "doncee" <nodbcspam9814wanted@swbell.net> wrote in message
> news:Xns972B23B03AF51medbcSWBEll@216.196.97.131...[color=green]
> > (OT)CommunityService-joke.
> >
> >[/color]
>
>
> Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The
> smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how
> you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same
> size as kids. . . I just don't get it."
> "Well, " said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy? "
> "Republicans, same as you, " replied the small 'gator.
> "Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em? "
> "Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by
> Boudreaux's."
> "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em? "
> "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer someone to
> unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shakes the
> crap out of 'em, and eats 'em! "
> "Ah! " says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You
> ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done
> shakin' the crap out of a Republican, there ain't nothin' left but
> lips and a briefcase."[/color]

Borrowed for redistribution. Of course I must edit it slightly for
truthful content...

--
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
~ Will Rogers

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in
news:xn0eaxruu1gvvby000@news.readfreenews.net:
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> Truckdude, 12/13/2005, 9:30:33 AM,
> <dWAnf.30648$Wo2.13271@trnddc04> wrote:
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>>
>> "doncee" <nodbcspam9814wanted@swbell.net> wrote in message
>> news:Xns972B23B03AF51medbcSWBEll@216.196.97.131...[color=darkred]
>> > (OT)CommunityService-joke.
>> >
>> >[/color]
>>
>>
>> Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the
>> swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
>> "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me.
>> We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. . . I
>> just don't get it." "Well, " said the big 'gator, "What
>> you been eatin' boy? " "Republicans, same as you, "
>> replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do ya catch
>> 'em? " "Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin'
>> lot by Boudreaux's."
>> "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em? "
>> "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer
>> someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on
>> the leg, shakes the crap out of 'em, and eats 'em! "
>> "Ah! " says the big alligator, "I think I see your
>> problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by
>> the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a
>> Republican, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a
>> briefcase."[/color]
>
> Borrowed for redistribution. Of course I must edit it
> slightly for truthful content...
>[/color]

Same here.........its the republican way
dc

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Truckdude, 12/13/2005, 9:30:33 AM, <dWAnf.30648$Wo2.13271@trnddc04>
> wrote:
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>>
>> "doncee" <nodbcspam9814wanted@swbell.net> wrote in message
>> news:Xns972B23B03AF51medbcSWBEll@216.196.97.131...[color=darkred]
>> > (OT)CommunityService-joke.
>> >
>> >[/color]
>>
>>
>> Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The
>> smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how
>> you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same
>> size as kids. . . I just don't get it."
>> "Well, " said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy? "
>> "Republicans, same as you, " replied the small 'gator.
>> "Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em? "
>> "Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by
>> Boudreaux's."
>> "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em? "
>> "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer someone to
>> unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on the leg, shakes the
>> crap out of 'em, and eats 'em! "
>> "Ah! " says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You
>> ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done
>> shakin' the crap out of a Republican, there ain't nothin' left but
>> lips and a briefcase."[/color]
>
> Borrowed for redistribution. Of course I must edit it slightly for
> truthful content...
>[/color]

Good point...the briefcase would be the only thing left.

"doncee" <nodbcspam9814wanted@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:Xns972B59CF1769BmedbcSWBEll@216.196.97.131...[color=blue]
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:xn0eaxruu1gvvby000@news.readfreenews.net:
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>> Truckdude, 12/13/2005, 9:30:33 AM,
>> <dWAnf.30648$Wo2.13271@trnddc04> wrote:
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>>>
>>> "doncee" <nodbcspam9814wanted@swbell.net> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns972B23B03AF51medbcSWBEll@216.196.97.131...
>>> > (OT)CommunityService-joke.
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
>>>
>>> Two Louisiana alligators were sitting at the side of the
>>> swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
>>> "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me.
>>> We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. . . I
>>> just don't get it." "Well, " said the big 'gator, "What
>>> you been eatin' boy? " "Republicans, same as you, "
>>> replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do ya catch
>>> 'em? " "Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin'
>>> lot by Boudreaux's."
>>> "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em? "
>>> "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and waits fer
>>> someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em on
>>> the leg, shakes the crap out of 'em, and eats 'em! "
>>> "Ah! " says the big alligator, "I think I see your
>>> problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by
>>> the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a
>>> Republican, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a
>>> briefcase."[/color]
>>
>> Borrowed for redistribution. Of course I must edit it
>> slightly for truthful content...
>>[/color]
>
> Same here.........its the republican way
> dc[/color]

Would that be in the same republican way that the WMD intel was edited by
Bush's advisors before he saw it...you know, to make it more "truthful"?