[OT] superbowl tickets -->joke<--

SuperBowl Tickets

A man receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company.
Unfortunately, when he arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is
in the last row in the corner of the stadium.......he is closer to the
Goodyear Blimp than the field!

About halfway through the first quarter he notices an empty seat 10
rows off the field right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a
chance and makes his way through the stadium around the security guards
to the empty seat.

As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me,
is anyone sitting here?"

The man replies "No".

Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, he again
inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible!"

"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl
and not use it?"

The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
SuperBowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967."

"Well, that's terribly sad. But still, couldn't you find someone to
take the seat? A relative or close friend?"

"No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral."