[OT] modern lies -->joke<--

In addition to "The check's in the mail," and "Sure, I'll respect you
in the morning", here's more Modern Lies:

- I never watch television except for PBS.

- The engine is supposed to make that noise.

- Just take a left after the lights -- you can't miss it.

- I am married, but we're getting a divorce.

- Don't worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

- Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone.

- I've never done anything like this before.

- It's not the money; it's the principle of the thing.

- You get this one and I'll pay next time.

- Nothing would please me more.

- Trust me.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> In addition to "The check's in the mail," and "Sure, I'll respect you
> in the morning", here's more Modern Lies:
>
> - I never watch television except for PBS.
>
> - The engine is supposed to make that noise.
>
> - Just take a left after the lights -- you can't miss it.
>
> - I am married, but we're getting a divorce.
>
> - Don't worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
>
> - Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone.
>
> - I've never done anything like this before.
>
> - It's not the money; it's the principle of the thing.
>
> - You get this one and I'll pay next time.
>
> - Nothing would please me more.
>
> - Trust me.[/color]

Don't forget:

We're the government, we're only here to help.

Charles of Kankakee

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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*snipped and stolen*

Natalie

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> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> *snipped and stolen*
>
> Natalie
[/color]

Theif!

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Nightspirit

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"Night Spirit" <hipdale2@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0eb3et72bfijz001@news.readfreenews.net...
>>
>> *snipped and stolen*
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> Theif!
>[/color]

Or, thief.

"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>"Night Spirit" <hipdale2@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>> Wickeddoll® Boldly typed:[color=darkred]
>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:xn0eb3et72bfijz001@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>
>>> *snipped and stolen*
>>>
>>> Natalie[/color]
>>
>> Theif!
>>[/color]
>
>Or, thief.
>
>[/color]

"I before E except after C (most of the time) :)

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-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

Gord Beaman wrote:[color=blue]
>
> "I before E except after C (most of the time) :)
>
> --
>
> -Gord.
> (use gordon in email)[/color]

That's not the weigh I heard it.

Karl

[email]midlant@earthlink.net[/email] wrote:
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>Gord Beaman wrote:[color=green]
>>
>> "I before E except after C (most of the time) :)
>>
>> --
>>
>> -Gord.
>> (use gordon in email)[/color]
>
>That's not the weigh I heard it.
>
>Karl[/color]

O...how Jew hear it?...put some weight behind your words...
..
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-Gord.
(use gordon in email)