Politically Correct Merry Christmas to our Leftist "friends"

HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO!

For Our Democratic Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
the sole discretion of the wisher."


For Our Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

Philip wrote:
[color=blue]
>For Our Republican Friends:
>
>Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!![/color]

I guess that makes me a Republican, eh?

Sorry, but I'm not "PC" in the least. Not surprising, that a stupid
right-winger would have such ignorant biases, like "lefties" are PC...

In article <44Hqf.9671$Dd2.201@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net>,
"Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.net> wrote:
[color=blue]
> HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO!
>
> For Our Democratic Friends:
>
> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
> our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
> socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
> of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
> also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
> and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
> the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not
> without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped
> make America great. Not to imply that America is
> necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
> America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
> to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
> faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
> these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
> freely transferable with no alteration to the original
> greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
> implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
> others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
> is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one year or
> until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
> the sole discretion of the wisher."[/color]

You left out "for the children" and "we support our troops".

Merry Christmas to all, including the far left wing extremists.

[color=blue]
>
>
> For Our Republican Friends:
>
> Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!![/color]
--
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Vince Lombardi

On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:33:17 GMT, The benevolent dbu
<relaxand@smelltheroses.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>In article <44Hqf.9671$Dd2.201@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net>,
> "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.net> wrote:
>[color=green]
>> HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO!
>>
>> For Our Democratic Friends:
>>
>> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
>> our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
>> socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
>> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
>> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
>> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
>> of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
>> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
>> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
>> also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
>> and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
>> the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not
>> without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
>> cultures whose contributions to society have helped
>> make America great. Not to imply that America is
>> necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
>> America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
>> to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
>> faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
>> these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
>> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
>> freely transferable with no alteration to the original
>> greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
>> implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
>> others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
>> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
>> is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
>> application of good tidings for a period of one year or
>> until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
>> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
>> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
>> the sole discretion of the wisher."[/color]
>
>You left out "for the children" and "we support our troops".[/color]

And 9/11, 9/11, 9/11.
[color=blue]
> Merry Christmas to all, including the far left wing extremists.[/color]

And the neocons, who are the only ones I hear claiming there's a
requirement to be "politically correct".
[color=blue]
>
>[color=green]
>>
>>
>> For Our Republican Friends:
>>
>> Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!![/color][/color]
--
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Philip wrote:[color=blue]
> HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO!
>
> For Our Democratic Friends:
>
> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
> our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
> socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
> of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
> also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
> and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
> the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not
> without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped
> make America great. Not to imply that America is
> necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
> America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
> to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
> faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
> these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
> freely transferable with no alteration to the original
> greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
> implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
> others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
> is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one year or
> until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
> the sole discretion of the wisher."
>
>
> For Our Republican Friends:
>
> Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!![/color]

HILARIOUS!

"Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:44Hqf.9671$Dd2.201@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...[color=blue]
> HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO!
>
> For Our Democratic Friends:
>
> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
> our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
> socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
> of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
> also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
> and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
> the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not
> without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped
> make America great. Not to imply that America is
> necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
> America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
> to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
> faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
> these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
> freely transferable with no alteration to the original
> greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
> implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
> others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
> is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one year or
> until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
> the sole discretion of the wisher."
>
>
> For Our Republican Friends:
>
> Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
>
>[/color]

LOL - Good one.

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
news:11qmidpiu4r9q9e@news.supernews.com...[color=blue]
>
> "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:44Hqf.9671$Dd2.201@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...[color=green]
>> HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO!
>>
>> For Our Democratic Friends:
>>
>> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
>> our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
>> socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
>> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
>> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
>> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
>> of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
>> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
>> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
>> also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
>> and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
>> the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not
>> without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
>> cultures whose contributions to society have helped
>> make America great. Not to imply that America is
>> necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
>> America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
>> to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
>> faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
>> these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
>> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
>> freely transferable with no alteration to the original
>> greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
>> implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
>> others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
>> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
>> is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
>> application of good tidings for a period of one year or
>> until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
>> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
>> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
>> the sole discretion of the wisher."
>>
>>
>> For Our Republican Friends:
>>
>> Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
>>
>>[/color]
>
> LOL - Good one.
>[/color]
Gotta give him his due - that IS funny

Natalie

Learning Richard wrote:
[color=blue]
>HILARIOUS![/color]

You read it? Within one sentence I knew exactly what it was going to
say.

In article <dofh23$bln$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
Gary L. Burnore <gburnore@databasix.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
> On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:33:17 GMT, The benevolent dbu
> <relaxand@smelltheroses.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
> >In article <44Hqf.9671$Dd2.201@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net>,
> > "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.net> wrote:
> >[color=darkred]
> >> HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO!
> >>
> >> For Our Democratic Friends:
> >>
> >> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
> >> our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
> >> socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
> >> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
> >> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> >> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
> >> of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> >> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
> >> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
> >> also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
> >> and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
> >> the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not
> >> without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
> >> cultures whose contributions to society have helped
> >> make America great. Not to imply that America is
> >> necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
> >> America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
> >> to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
> >> faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
> >> these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
> >> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
> >> freely transferable with no alteration to the original
> >> greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
> >> implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
> >> others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
> >> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
> >> is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
> >> application of good tidings for a period of one year or
> >> until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
> >> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
> >> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
> >> the sole discretion of the wisher."[/color]
> >
> >You left out "for the children" and "we support our troops".[/color]
>
> And 9/11, 9/11, 9/11.
>[color=green]
> > Merry Christmas to all, including the far left wing extremists.[/color]
>
> And the neocons, who are the only ones I hear claiming there's a
> requirement to be "politically correct".[/color]

You never claim it if you already are.
[color=blue]
>[color=green]
> >
> >[color=darkred]
> >>
> >>
> >> For Our Republican Friends:
> >>
> >> Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!![/color][/color][/color]
--
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Vince Lombardi

On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:47:00 GMT, dizzy <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote:
[color=blue]
>Learning Richard wrote:
>[color=green]
>>HILARIOUS![/color]
>
>You read it? Within one sentence I knew exactly what it was going to
>say.[/color]

It's been around a few years. Of course, the neocons will be fawning
all over it.
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On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 23:57:52 +0000, Philip wrote:
[color=blue]
> HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO![/color]

ROFLMAO!!!! Excellent!

And a very Merry Christmas to you, and to all!
[color=blue]
>
> For Our Democratic Friends:
>
> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
> our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
> socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
> of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
> persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
> also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
> and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
> the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not
> without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
> cultures whose contributions to society have helped
> make America great. Not to imply that America is
> necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
> America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
> to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
> faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
> these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
> freely transferable with no alteration to the original
> greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
> implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
> others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
> is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one year or
> until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
> the sole discretion of the wisher."
>
>
> For Our Republican Friends:
>
> Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!![/color]

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On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 21:12:27 -0500, Gary L. Burnore wrote:
[color=blue]
> On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:47:00 GMT, dizzy <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>Learning Richard wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>HILARIOUS![/color]
>>
>>You read it? Within one sentence I knew exactly what it was going to
>>say.[/color]
>
> It's been around a few years. Of course, the neocons will be fawning
> all over it.[/color]
Like, you didn't think it was funny when you first saw it.

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On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:29:32 GMT, Vash The Stampede <Trigun@2am.cn>
wrote:
[color=blue]
>On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 21:12:27 -0500, Gary L. Burnore wrote:
>[color=green]
>> On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:47:00 GMT, dizzy <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>Learning Richard wrote:
>>>
>>>>HILARIOUS!
>>>
>>>You read it? Within one sentence I knew exactly what it was going to
>>>say.[/color]
>>
>> It's been around a few years. Of course, the neocons will be fawning
>> all over it.[/color]
>Like, you didn't think it was funny when you first saw it.[/color]

No, I didn't. I thought it was predictable and stupid.
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On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:28:41 GMT, Vash The Stampede <Trigun@2am.cn>
wrote:
[color=blue]
>On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 23:57:52 +0000, Philip wrote:
>[color=green]
>> HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO![/color]
>
>ROFLMAO!!!![/color]

Easily amused, eh?
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On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 21:35:27 -0500, Gary L. Burnore wrote:
[color=blue]
> On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:28:41 GMT, Vash The Stampede <Trigun@2am.cn>
> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 23:57:52 +0000, Philip wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO![/color]
>>
>>ROFLMAO!!!![/color]
>
> Easily amused, eh?[/color]

Yup. BTW, have a Good New Year in 2006 CE.

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