[OT] homonym -->joke<--

As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her
students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the
sunset."

She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with
homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your
age it's time to learn the difference."

Marmots are large, about the size of a housecat, charismatic sciurid
rodents found in the Northern Hemisphere

[url]http://www.marmotburrow.ucla.edu/[/url]