{OT} questions -->joke<--

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother
"How old are you?"

Mommy says "Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later
on in life."

The girl then asks, "Mommy. How much do you weigh?"

Mommy says, That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find
out when you're grown up."

The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did
you and daddy get a divorce?"

Mommy says, "Honey that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I
don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and
her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is
sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report
card, it tells you everything."

The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says,
"Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old."

Mommy is very shocked! She asks, "Sweetheart, how did you do that?"

The girl shrugs and says, "I just know, and I know how much you weigh.
You weigh 120 pounds."

The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that?"

The little girl says, "I just know, that's all, and I know why you and
daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex.

On 07 Jan 2006 14:19:32 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother
>"How old are you?"
>
>Mommy says "Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later
>on in life."
>
>The girl then asks, "Mommy. How much do you weigh?"
>
>Mommy says, That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find
>out when you're grown up."
>
>The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did
>you and daddy get a divorce?"
>
>Mommy says, "Honey that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I
>don't want to talk about it now."
>
>The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and
>her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is
>sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report
>card, it tells you everything."
>
>The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says,
>"Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old."
>
>Mommy is very shocked! She asks, "Sweetheart, how did you do that?"
>
>The girl shrugs and says, "I just know, and I know how much you weigh.
>You weigh 120 pounds."
>
>The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that?"
>
>The little girl says, "I just know, that's all, and I know why you and
>daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex.[/color]

lol

Do you have to declare your weight on a US driver's licence?

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:

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>
>The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that?"
>[/color]

Great one!... :)
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0egy2r223oy2z003@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
>A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother
> "How old are you?"[/color]

*snipped and stolen*

Natalie

"David J" <david@btelecom.invalid> wrote in message
news:efuvr1tn5cbre4e9jn5pgqqf4mojijjivc@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On 07 Jan 2006 14:19:32 GMT, "badgolferman"
> <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>>A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother
>>"How old are you?"
>>
>>Mommy says "Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later
>>on in life."
>>
>>The girl then asks, "Mommy. How much do you weigh?"
>>
>>Mommy says, That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find
>>out when you're grown up."
>>
>>The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did
>>you and daddy get a divorce?"
>>
>>Mommy says, "Honey that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I
>>don't want to talk about it now."
>>
>>The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and
>>her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is
>>sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report
>>card, it tells you everything."
>>
>>The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says,
>>"Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old."
>>
>>Mommy is very shocked! She asks, "Sweetheart, how did you do that?"
>>
>>The girl shrugs and says, "I just know, and I know how much you weigh.
>>You weigh 120 pounds."
>>
>>The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that?"
>>
>>The little girl says, "I just know, that's all, and I know why you and
>>daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex.[/color]
>
> lol
>
> Do you have to declare your weight on a US driver's licence?
>[/color]
Yeah

Natalie

Her husband got an M in sex
There was a program on TV yesterday teaching people of how to get
orgasm
It is way to little talked about how people should please each other
A lot of married couple have no idea how to get real pleasure out of
life
What they said in the program was that at least 70% to 80% of all women
do not get orgasm with their husband

On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 15:06:32 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
<wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"David J" <david@btelecom.invalid> wrote in message
>news:efuvr1tn5cbre4e9jn5pgqqf4mojijjivc@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> On 07 Jan 2006 14:19:32 GMT, "badgolferman"
>> <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother
>>>"How old are you?"
>>>
>>>Mommy says "Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later
>>>on in life."
>>>
>>>The girl then asks, "Mommy. How much do you weigh?"
>>>
>>>Mommy says, That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find
>>>out when you're grown up."
>>>
>>>The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did
>>>you and daddy get a divorce?"
>>>
>>>Mommy says, "Honey that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I
>>>don't want to talk about it now."
>>>
>>>The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and
>>>her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is
>>>sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report
>>>card, it tells you everything."
>>>
>>>The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl says,
>>>"Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old."
>>>
>>>Mommy is very shocked! She asks, "Sweetheart, how did you do that?"
>>>
>>>The girl shrugs and says, "I just know, and I know how much you weigh.
>>>You weigh 120 pounds."
>>>
>>>The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that?"
>>>
>>>The little girl says, "I just know, that's all, and I know why you and
>>>daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex.[/color]
>>
>> lol
>>
>> Do you have to declare your weight on a US driver's licence?
>>[/color]
>Yeah
>[/color]

Wow.... and do you ladies always tell the truth?

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother
"Have you had an orgasm?"

<gosinn@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1136651466.889984.203970@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
> Her husband got an M in sex
> There was a program on TV yesterday teaching people of how to get
> orgasm
> It is way to little talked about how people should please each other
> A lot of married couple have no idea how to get real pleasure out of
> life
> What they said in the program was that at least 70% to 80% of all women
> do not get orgasm with their husband
>[/color]

How sad

Natalie

Re: {OT} questions --›joke‹--

Group: alt.autos.toyota Date: Sun, Jan 8, 2006, 3:29am (EST-3) From:
[email]gosinn@gmail.com[/email]
Her husband got an M in sex
There was a program on TV yesterday teaching people of how to get orgasm
It is way to little talked about how people should please each other A
lot of married couple have no idea how to get real pleasure out of life
What they said in the program was that at least 70% to 80% of all women
do not get orgasm with their husband

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I'm a salesman and always in people's houses on sales calls and usually
with the husband away at work. The 80 per cent that don't get off with
their husbands are usually getting it with guys like me.

Women WILL say a lot of things (to strangers) in the comfort of her
home she wont say in another setting. Trust me there are no monogamous
women in the world, well except the ugly ones no one else wants..

CP

At the breakfast table little 5 year old Johnny said that the cat would
die
The parents thought that was strange but later that day the cat got run
over by a truck
A week later at eh breakfast Johnny said that grandma would die and
sure enough
his mother got a telephone call from a long distance that her mother
had dies that afternoon

About a month later Johnny announced at breakfast that his dad would
die

Remembering what had happened on earlier predictions his mother told
her husband Charly to be extra careful

Charly drove very carefully to work

He was on a lookout all day for any dangerous situation

Charly drove home extra carfully and at home that evening nothing had
happened

Next morning at breakfast Charly remarked that nothing had happened
yesterday

Then Johnny said that the ambulance had come to the house and Charly
asked and what for then Johnny said that the postman had come by and
had an heartattach and died