{OT} health terms -->joke<--

Hillary Rodham Clinton's Definition of Health Terms

Vein.................... Conceited
Artery.................. The study of paintings
Bacteria................ The back door of a cafeteria
Barium.................. What doctors do when a patient dies
Bowel................... A letter like a, e, i, o, u
Caesarean Section....... A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan................ Searching for kitty
Cauterize............... Make eye contact with her
Colic................... A sheep dog
D & C................... Where Washington is
Dilate.................. To live long
Enema................... Not a friend
Fester.................. Quicker
Genital................. Not a Jew
G.I. Series............. Soldier ball game
Hangnail................ Coat hook
Impotent................ Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain.............. Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff........... A doctor's cane
Morbid.................. A higher offer
Nitrates................ Cheaper than day rates
Node.................... Was aware of
Outpatient.............. A person who fainted
Pap Smear............... A fatherhood test
Pelvis.................. A cousin to Elvis
Postoperative........... A letter carrier
Recovery Room........... A place to do upholstery
Rectum.................. Dang near killed 'em
Seizure................. Roman Emperor
Tablet.................. A small table
Terminal Illness........ Getting sick at the airport
Tumor................... More than one
Urine................... Opposite of you're out
Varicose................ Nearby

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Hillary Rodham Clinton's Definition of Health Terms
>
> Vein.................... Conceited
> Artery.................. The study of paintings
> Bacteria................ The back door of a cafeteria
> Barium.................. What doctors do when a patient dies
> Bowel................... A letter like a, e, i, o, u
> Caesarean Section....... A neighborhood in Rome
> Cat Scan................ Searching for kitty
> Cauterize............... Make eye contact with her
> Colic................... A sheep dog
> D & C................... Where Washington is
> Dilate.................. To live long
> Enema................... Not a friend
> Fester.................. Quicker
> Genital................. Not a Jew
> G.I. Series............. Soldier ball game
> Hangnail................ Coat hook
> Impotent................ Distinguished, well known
> Labor Pain.............. Getting hurt at work
> Medical Staff........... A doctor's cane
> Morbid.................. A higher offer
> Nitrates................ Cheaper than day rates
> Node.................... Was aware of
> Outpatient.............. A person who fainted
> Pap Smear............... A fatherhood test
> Pelvis.................. A cousin to Elvis
> Postoperative........... A letter carrier
> Recovery Room........... A place to do upholstery
> Rectum.................. Dang near killed 'em
> Seizure................. Roman Emperor
> Tablet.................. A small table
> Terminal Illness........ Getting sick at the airport
> Tumor................... More than one
> Urine................... Opposite of you're out
> Varicose................ Nearby[/color]

Nice try. There is no doubt that this had to be originally named "Red State
Definitions of Health Terms" or something similar.

"Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote in message
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> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0eh3lyz74t99v000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
>> Hillary Rodham Clinton's Definition of Health Terms
>>
>> Vein.................... Conceited
>> Artery.................. The study of paintings
>> Bacteria................ The back door of a cafeteria
>> Barium.................. What doctors do when a patient dies
>> Bowel................... A letter like a, e, i, o, u
>> Caesarean Section....... A neighborhood in Rome
>> Cat Scan................ Searching for kitty
>> Cauterize............... Make eye contact with her
>> Colic................... A sheep dog
>> D & C................... Where Washington is
>> Dilate.................. To live long
>> Enema................... Not a friend
>> Fester.................. Quicker
>> Genital................. Not a Jew
>> G.I. Series............. Soldier ball game
>> Hangnail................ Coat hook
>> Impotent................ Distinguished, well known
>> Labor Pain.............. Getting hurt at work
>> Medical Staff........... A doctor's cane
>> Morbid.................. A higher offer
>> Nitrates................ Cheaper than day rates
>> Node.................... Was aware of
>> Outpatient.............. A person who fainted
>> Pap Smear............... A fatherhood test
>> Pelvis.................. A cousin to Elvis
>> Postoperative........... A letter carrier
>> Recovery Room........... A place to do upholstery
>> Rectum.................. Dang near killed 'em
>> Seizure................. Roman Emperor
>> Tablet.................. A small table
>> Terminal Illness........ Getting sick at the airport
>> Tumor................... More than one
>> Urine................... Opposite of you're out
>> Varicose................ Nearby[/color]
>
> Nice try. There is no doubt that this had to be originally named "Red
> State Definitions of Health Terms" or something similar.
>[/color]
Actually, it's a recycled redneck and/or blond joke.

Natalie

Wickeddoll® wrote:
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>> Nice try. There is no doubt that this had to be originally named "Red
>> State Definitions of Health Terms" or something similar.
>>[/color]
> Actually, it's a recycled redneck and/or blond joke.[/color]

Or "Newfie".