{OT} manager -->joke<--

The manager of a large office noticed one of his department heads had
hired a new man, so the boss called him into his office for a little
orientation speech. "What is your name?" he asked.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of place you worked
at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds
familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my
employees by their last names only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all.
I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that
straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. John Darling."

"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."

George W. Shitface came to Bush and said he wanted to change his name

Bush replied yes sure nobody can want to have a name like George W.
Shitface

No, right, the man said I want to change it to John Shitface

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> The manager of a large office noticed one of his department heads had
> hired a new man, so the boss called him into his office for a little
> orientation speech. "What is your name?" he asked.
>
> "John," the new guy replied.
>
> The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of place you worked
> at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds
> familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my
> employees by their last names only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all.
> I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that
> straight, what is your last name?"
>
> The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. John Darling."
>
> "Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."[/color]

Another variant is the General whose female soldier driver has the same
name...

Stewart DIBBS

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*snerk*