{OT} magic marker -->joke<--

A guy and girl meet at the bar and are instantly attracted to each
other. They party all night, and at the end decide to go back to his
place to continue. Once there, they get passionate and start to make
out. When the time is right, the girl finds the bedroom, gets undressed
and gets under the covers, waiting for the guy who is now coming out of
the bathroom.

The guy walks in starts to undress and stops with just his shorts on.
He reaches into his pants pocket, pulls out a magic marker and hands it
to her.

She takes one look at it an says, "What's this for? Are you some kinda
pervert?"

He looks at her, drops his shorts and smiles kinda sexy.

She smiles, her eyes now wide open and staring in disbelief at his
johnson which hangs more that halfway to his knees.

He breaks her spell by saying, "You're gonna have to draw a line
somewhere, baby."