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Old 01-31-2006, 03:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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OT GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE

GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE

For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in the
movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant
and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read.

So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R.
Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion
is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up
as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will affect
our image in the world:


Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?"

Reporter 1: "Well I think."

Ermey: "THINK, Fancy boy?! Get this through that septic tank on top of
your shoulders, moron: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET
YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN
PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!!


Next question: You in the blue suit."

Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations
is important?

Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep
worrying about what some goddamned French pansy thinks! Oh the days I
have had to weep because some shit eating terrorist fucker might be
mad at us, because we went into whatever god forsaken hole in the shit
that he lives in and killed him. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS
QUESTION IS THAT YOU PETER-PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA, AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE
AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE
WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!!


YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID, THINKING
THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO BE MORE
SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY
ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN
YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON

MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY
PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!


Next question: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS
HIDEOUS."

Reporter: 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."
Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!!
WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN
WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET
YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING
QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF
AND HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMBNUTS? I AM CONCERNED
ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND
MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY

OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT
CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND
WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"


Reporter: 3: "I..."

Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,
NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE
CRY-HOLE IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR
THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS
ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH
ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"


All I can say is AMEN Gunny!!!!!

--

Scott in Florida
 
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"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
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> GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE[/color]

Sorry Scott - this is an old urban legend:

[url]http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/ermey.asp[/url]

Natalie



 
Old 01-31-2006, 05:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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On Tue, 31 Jan 2006 17:29:42 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
<wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
>news:lngvt15ae793g156utji85tmicuk9lme54@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE[/color]
>
>Sorry Scott - this is an old urban legend:
>
>[url]http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/ermey.asp[/url]
>
>Natalie
>
>[/color]

Of course it is....but it sure as hell is funny and it riles up
liberals....

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"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 31 Jan 2006 17:29:42 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
>>news:lngvt15ae793g156utji85tmicuk9lme54@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
>>> GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE[/color]
>>
>>Sorry Scott - this is an old urban legend:
>>
>>[url]http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/ermey.asp[/url]
>>
>>Natalie
>>
>>[/color]
>
> Of course it is....but it sure as hell is funny and it riles up
> liberals....
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida[/color]

Looking at the posts on here nowadays, I don't think either side needs any
'riling up'

Natalie














 
Old 01-31-2006, 06:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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On Tue, 31 Jan 2006 17:59:43 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
<wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
>news:pcqvt1prvo28nf6gn47jdvsfpnpjek87h7@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> On Tue, 31 Jan 2006 17:29:42 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
>>>news:lngvt15ae793g156utji85tmicuk9lme54@4ax.com...
>>>> GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE
>>>
>>>Sorry Scott - this is an old urban legend:
>>>
>>>[url]http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/ermey.asp[/url]
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Of course it is....but it sure as hell is funny and it riles up
>> liberals....
>>
>> --
>>
>> Scott in Florida[/color]
>
>Looking at the posts on here nowadays, I don't think either side needs any
>'riling up'
>
>Natalie
>[/color]

Liberals ALWAYS need to be riled up!

It pulls their real feelings out for all to see.

Just my job, mon.....

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Old 01-31-2006, 06:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: OT GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE

That makes me think of Jack Bower of '24' might say to the cut and run Dims
like DIZZY and little richard, AKA Dick LOL


mike hunt



"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
news:lngvt15ae793g156utji85tmicuk9lme54@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE
>
> For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
> History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in the
> movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant
> and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read.
>
> So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R.
> Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion
> is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up
> as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will affect
> our image in the world:
>
>
> Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?"
>
> Reporter 1: "Well I think."
>
> Ermey: "THINK, Fancy boy?! Get this through that septic tank on top of
> your shoulders, moron: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
> UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET
> YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN
> PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!!
>
>
> Next question: You in the blue suit."
>
> Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations
> is important?
>
> Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep
> worrying about what some goddamned French pansy thinks! Oh the days I
> have had to weep because some shit eating terrorist fucker might be
> mad at us, because we went into whatever god forsaken hole in the shit
> that he lives in and killed him. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS
> QUESTION IS THAT YOU PETER-PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES
> OF AMERICA, AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE
> AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE
> WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!!
>
>
> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID, THINKING
> THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO BE MORE
> SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
> YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY
> ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN
> YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON
>
> MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY
> PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
>
>
> Next question: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS
> HIDEOUS."
>
> Reporter: 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."
> Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
> SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!!
> WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN
> WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET
> YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING
> QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF
> AND HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!!
> YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMBNUTS? I AM CONCERNED
> ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND
> MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY
>
> OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT
> CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND
> WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"
>
>
> Reporter: 3: "I..."
>
> Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,
> NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE
> CRY-HOLE IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR
> THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS
> ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH
> ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"
>
>
> All I can say is AMEN Gunny!!!!!
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida[/color]


 
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On Tue, 31 Jan 2006 18:53:24 -0500, "Mike Hunter"
<mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>That makes me think of Jack Bower of '24' might say to the cut and run Dims
>like DIZZY and little richard, AKA Dick LOL
>
>
>mike hunt[/color]

LOL...

Yes for sure!

That is why I put it in here.....

[color=blue]
>
>
>
>"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
>news:lngvt15ae793g156utji85tmicuk9lme54@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE
>>
>> For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
>> History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in the
>> movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant
>> and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read.
>>
>> So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R.
>> Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion
>> is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up
>> as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will affect
>> our image in the world:
>>
>>
>> Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?"
>>
>> Reporter 1: "Well I think."
>>
>> Ermey: "THINK, Fancy boy?! Get this through that septic tank on top of
>> your shoulders, moron: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
>> UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET
>> YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN
>> PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!!
>>
>>
>> Next question: You in the blue suit."
>>
>> Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations
>> is important?
>>
>> Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep
>> worrying about what some goddamned French pansy thinks! Oh the days I
>> have had to weep because some shit eating terrorist fucker might be
>> mad at us, because we went into whatever god forsaken hole in the shit
>> that he lives in and killed him. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS
>> QUESTION IS THAT YOU PETER-PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES
>> OF AMERICA, AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE
>> AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE
>> WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!!
>>
>>
>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID, THINKING
>> THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO BE MORE
>> SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
>> YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY
>> ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN
>> YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON
>>
>> MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY
>> PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
>>
>>
>> Next question: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS
>> HIDEOUS."
>>
>> Reporter: 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."
>> Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
>> SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!!
>> WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN
>> WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET
>> YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING
>> QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF
>> AND HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!!
>> YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMBNUTS? I AM CONCERNED
>> ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND
>> MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY
>>
>> OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT
>> CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND
>> WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"
>>
>>
>> Reporter: 3: "I..."
>>
>> Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,
>> NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE
>> CRY-HOLE IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR
>> THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS
>> ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH
>> ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"
>>
>>
>> All I can say is AMEN Gunny!!!!!
>>
>> --
>>
>> Scott in Florida[/color]
>[/color]
--

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GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE

For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in the
movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant
and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read.

So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R.
Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion
is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up
as the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will affect
our image in the world:

Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?"

Reporter 1: "Well I think."

Ermey: "THINK, Fancy boy?! Get this through that septic tank on top of
your shoulders, moron: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET
YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN
PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!!

Next question: You in the blue suit."

Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations
is important?

Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep
worrying about what some goddamned French pansy thinks! Oh the days I
have had to weep because some shit eating terrorist fucker might be
mad at us, because we went into whatever god forsaken hole in the shit
that he lives in and killed him. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS
QUESTION IS THAT YOU PETER-PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA, AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE
AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE
WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!!

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID, THINKING
THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO BE MORE
SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY
ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN
YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON

MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY
PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!

Next question: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS
HIDEOUS."

Reporter: 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."
Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!!
WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN
WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET
YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING
QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF
AND HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMBNUTS? I AM CONCERNED
ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND
MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY

OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT
CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND
WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"

Reporter: 3: "I..."

Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,
NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE
CRY-HOLE IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR
THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS
ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH
ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"

All I can say is AMEN Gunny!!!!!

--

Scott in Florida

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On 31 Jan 2006 18:10:33 -0800, "Bret Ludwig" <bretldwig@yahoo.com>
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>Urbanlegend.[/color]

And a GREAT one!

See it stirred up another liberal....

ROFL

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> "Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
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>> GySgt Ermey's PRESS CONFERENCE[/color]
>
> Sorry Scott - this is an old urban legend:
>
> [url]http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/ermey.asp[/url]
>
> Natalie[/color]

As is Scott.


 
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