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{OT} elevator -->joke<--
A Kentucky family took a vacation to NYC. One day, the father took his
son into a rather large building; they were amazed by everything they
saw -- especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.
The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"
The father responded, "Son, Ah' never seen nothing like this in my
life; Ah don't rightly know what it is."
While they stood watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a
wheel chair rolled up, pressed a button and the walls opened. The old
lady rolled between them and onto the elevator. The walls closed and
the boy and his father watched small circles of lights move from one
number to another. They continued to watch as the lights reversed
themselves. Then the walls opened again and a voluptous 24 year old
woman stepped out.
The father could hardly contain himself. He turned to his son and said,
"Boy, go get yer Maw!"
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