[AOB] [OT] The 5 secrets to a happy relationship.

The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship

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#1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
has a job.

#2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.

#3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

#4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
with you.

#5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
other.


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(Swiped this from a forum I frequent)

-LMB
The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.

"Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
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> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship[/color]

*heating up that fork*

I've seen that one before, Comet-boy

Natalie

"Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
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> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> #1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
> has a job.
>
> #2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
>
> #3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
>
> #4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
> with you.
>
> #5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
> other.
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> (Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
>
> -LMB
> The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
> would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
>
> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
> and get used to the idea.
>[/color]

To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.

Charles

n5hsr wrote:[color=blue]
> "Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
> news:90pnu15a8s57e4fe271j7n6dkcc4m75goe@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> #1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
>> has a job.
>>
>> #2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
>>
>> #3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
>>
>> #4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
>> with you.
>>
>> #5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
>> other.
>>
>>
>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> (Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
>>
>> -LMB
>> The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
>> would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
>>
>> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
>> and get used to the idea.
>>[/color]
>
> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>
> Charles
>
>[/color]
I am SO telling on you guys!!!

"whodunit" <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
news:KRVGf.31323$H71.4798@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...[color=blue]
> n5hsr wrote:[color=green]
>> "Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:90pnu15a8s57e4fe271j7n6dkcc4m75goe@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
>>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>>>
>>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>> #1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
>>> has a job.
>>>
>>> #2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
>>>
>>> #3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
>>>
>>> #4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
>>> with you.
>>>
>>> #5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
>>> other.
>>>
>>>
>>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>> (Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
>>>
>>> -LMB
>>> The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
>>> would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
>>>
>>> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
>>> and get used to the idea.
>>>[/color]
>>
>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>
>> Charles[/color]
> I am SO telling on you guys!!![/color]

Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
gonna call? Ghostbusters?

Charles of Schaumburg

n5hsr wrote:[color=blue]
> "whodunit" <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
> news:KRVGf.31323$H71.4798@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...[color=green]
>> n5hsr wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> "Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:90pnu15a8s57e4fe271j7n6dkcc4m75goe@4ax.com...
>>>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>>>>
>>>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>
>>>> #1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
>>>> has a job.
>>>>
>>>> #2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
>>>>
>>>> #3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
>>>>
>>>> #4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
>>>> with you.
>>>>
>>>> #5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
>>>> other.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>
>>>> (Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
>>>>
>>>> -LMB
>>>> The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
>>>> would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
>>>>
>>>> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
>>>> and get used to the idea.
>>>>
>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>
>>> Charles[/color]
>> I am SO telling on you guys!!![/color]
>
> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
> gonna call? Ghostbusters?
>
> Charles of Schaumburg
>
>[/color]
Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
*Fwap*

"whodunit" <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
news:mU9Hf.46723$dW3.9894@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...[color=blue]
> n5hsr wrote:[color=green]
>> "whodunit" <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
>> news:KRVGf.31323$H71.4798@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...[color=darkred]
>>> n5hsr wrote:
>>>> "Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:90pnu15a8s57e4fe271j7n6dkcc4m75goe@4ax.com...
>>>>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>>>>>
>>>>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>> #1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
>>>>> has a job.
>>>>>
>>>>> #2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
>>>>>
>>>>> #3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
>>>>>
>>>>> #4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
>>>>> with you.
>>>>>
>>>>> #5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
>>>>> other.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>> (Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
>>>>>
>>>>> -LMB
>>>>> The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
>>>>> would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
>>>>>
>>>>> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
>>>>> and get used to the idea.
>>>>>
>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>>
>>>> Charles
>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!![/color]
>>
>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?
>>
>> Charles of Schaumburg[/color]
> Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
> *Fwap*[/color]

You mean like "Minnie the Moocher"? I had that song stuck in my head for a
whole day. I could just hear the slush pumps working on the intro, and I
could see Jake and Elwood sneaking in. . . . Cab Calloway has been singing
that song since the 1930's. Somewhere I swear my dad used to have it on an
old 78 album. . . .

Charles of Schaumburg

You could tell my sister, or my soon-to-be-sister-in-law, I guess. But they
know all about me all ready.

On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:06:42 GMT, whodunit <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net>
wrote:
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>n5hsr wrote:[color=green]
>> "whodunit" <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
>> news:KRVGf.31323$H71.4798@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...[color=darkred]
>>> n5hsr wrote:[/color][/color][/color]
[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>
>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!![/color]
>>
>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?[/color]
>
>Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
>*Fwap*[/color]

I can cure that one REALLY fast:

"It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope
and a world of fears. Its so much that we share that it's time we're
aware, It's a small world after all..."

(You're welcome.) ;-P

--<< Bruce >>--

--
Bruce L. Bergman, Woodland Hills (Los Angeles) CA - Desktop
Electrician for Westend Electric - CA726700
5737 Kanan Rd. #359, Agoura CA 91301 (818) 889-9545
Spamtrapped address: Remove the python and the invalid, and use a net.

"Bruce L. Bergman" <blPYTHONbergman@earthlink.invalid> wrote in message
news:9h1ru1p9r9nbuf1omje1adfidcdgou15lt@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:06:42 GMT, whodunit <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net>
> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>n5hsr wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> "whodunit" <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
>>> news:KRVGf.31323$H71.4798@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
>>>> n5hsr wrote:[/color][/color]
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>>
>>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!
>>>
>>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who
>>> you
>>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?[/color]
>>
>>Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
>>*Fwap*[/color]
>
> I can cure that one REALLY fast:
>
> "It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope
> and a world of fears. Its so much that we share that it's time we're
> aware, It's a small world after all..."
>
> (You're welcome.) ;-P
>
> --<< Bruce >>--
>[/color]
Even better...




wait for it....



wait for it...

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

:-)

Brat-a-lie

Bruce L. Bergman wrote:[color=blue]
> On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:06:42 GMT, whodunit <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net>
> wrote:
>[color=green]
>> n5hsr wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> "whodunit" <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
>>> news:KRVGf.31323$H71.4798@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
>>>> n5hsr wrote:[/color][/color]
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!
>>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
>>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?[/color]
>> Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
>> *Fwap*[/color]
>
> I can cure that one REALLY fast:
>
> "It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope
> and a world of fears. Its so much that we share that it's time we're
> aware, It's a small world after all..."
>
> (You're welcome.) ;-P
>
> --<< Bruce >>--
>[/color]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Let's raise the ante, shall we??

"Wasting away again in Margaritaville...
Lookin' for....my...lost shaker..of salt!
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame...
I know, it's not all their fault...."

<we are so evil>

On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 17:02:08 GMT, whodunit <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net>
wrote:[color=blue]
>Bruce L. Bergman wrote:[color=green]
>> On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:06:42 GMT, whodunit <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net>
>> wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> n5hsr wrote:
>>>> "whodunit" <pillut_48@sbcworldly.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:KRVGf.31323$H71.4798@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
>>>>> n5hsr wrote:[/color][/color][/color]
[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
>>>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!
>>>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
>>>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?
>>> Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
>>> *Fwap*[/color]
>>
>> I can cure that one REALLY fast:
>>
>> "It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope
>> and a world of fears. Its so much that we share that it's time we're
>> aware, It's a small world after all..."
>>
>> (You're welcome.) ;-P
>>
>> --<< Bruce >>--
>>[/color]
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
>
>Let's raise the ante, shall we??
>
>"Wasting away again in Margaritaville...
>Lookin' for....my...lost shaker..of salt!
>Some people claim that there's a woman to blame...
>I know, it's not all their fault...."
>
><we are so evil>[/color]

No, that was funny.

You want true evil, I wonder if William Shatner (AKA Captain James
Tyrone Kirk) ever 'sang' (and I use the term loosely) any of the above
songs with his usual delivery...

--<< Bruce >>--

--
Bruce L. Bergman, Woodland Hills (Los Angeles) CA - Desktop
Electrician for Westend Electric - CA726700
5737 Kanan Rd. #359, Agoura CA 91301 (818) 889-9545
Spamtrapped address: Remove the python and the invalid, and use a net.

In alt.autos.toyota Bruce L. Bergman <blPYTHONbergman@earthlink.invalid> wrote:
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> You want true evil, I wonder if William Shatner (AKA Captain James
> Tyrone Kirk) ever 'sang' (and I use the term loosely) any of the above
> songs with his usual delivery...[/color]

James "Tiberius" Kirk.

cordially, as always,

rm

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
>news:90pnu15a8s57e4fe271j7n6dkcc4m75goe@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship[/color]
>
>*heating up that fork*
>
>I've seen that one before, Comet-boy
>
>Natalie
>
>[/color]
Oh man, you're in SUCH big trouble!...I thank the good Lord that
I'm not you...
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 18:01:55 GMT, [email]dranyamlr@hotmail.com[/email] wrote:
[color=blue]
>In alt.autos.toyota Bruce L. Bergman <blPYTHONbergman@earthlink.invalid> wrote:
>[color=green]
>> You want true evil, I wonder if William Shatner (AKA Captain James
>> Tyrone Kirk) ever 'sang' (and I use the term loosely) any of the above
>> songs with his usual delivery...[/color]
>
>James "Tiberius" Kirk.
>
>cordially, as always,
>
>rm[/color]

Works every time - Hook, Line, Sinker, Pole and Reel... ;-P

--<< Bruce >>--

--
Bruce L. Bergman, Woodland Hills (Los Angeles) CA - Desktop
Electrician for Westend Electric - CA726700
5737 Kanan Rd. #359, Agoura CA 91301 (818) 889-9545
Spamtrapped address: Remove the python and the invalid, and use a net.

"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:90pnu15a8s57e4fe271j7n6dkcc4m75goe@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
>>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship[/color]
>>
>>*heating up that fork*
>>
>>I've seen that one before, Comet-boy
>>
>>Natalie
>>
>>[/color]
> Oh man, you're in SUCH big trouble!...I thank the good Lord that
> I'm not you...
> --
>
> -Gord.[/color]

You should be - he's in Tulare, California.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter there...

Natalie