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{OT} believe -->joke<--
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
crashed. They died and went to heaven and came to God sitting on the
Great Throne.
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your
will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and replies, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at
my left." God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never
held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held
against me."
God thinks for a second and replies, "You are forgiven, my son. Come
and sit at my right."
God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
Hillary replies, "I believe you are in my chair."
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