OT Nice trade

As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House,
he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
Razorback Hogs.

I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John
Kerry."

The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice trade, sir."


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Scott in Florida

Scott in Florida, 2/13/2006,8:20:41 PM, wrote:
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>
> As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House,
> he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.
>
> The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
> "Nice pigs, sir."
>
> The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
> Razorback Hogs.
>
> I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John
> Kerry."
>
> The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
> "Nice trade, sir."
>
>[/color]

The older version has Bill Clinton trading the pigs for Hillary and
Chelsea.

In article <xn0eifycg3dney0000@news.readfreenews.net>,
"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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> Scott in Florida, 2/13/2006,8:20:41 PM, wrote:
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> >
> > As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House,
> > he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.
> >
> > The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
> > "Nice pigs, sir."
> >
> > The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
> > Razorback Hogs.
> >
> > I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John
> > Kerry."
> >
> > The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
> > "Nice trade, sir."
> >
> >[/color]
>
> The older version has Bill Clinton trading the pigs for Hillary and
> Chelsea.[/color]

LOL twice!!!
--
"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."

Al Gore

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0eifycg3dney0000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Scott in Florida, 2/13/2006,8:20:41 PM, wrote:
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>>
>> As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House,
>> he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.
>>
>> The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
>> "Nice pigs, sir."
>>
>> The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
>> Razorback Hogs.
>>
>> I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John
>> Kerry."
>>
>> The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
>> "Nice trade, sir."
>>
>>[/color]
>
> The older version has Bill Clinton trading the pigs for Hillary and
> Chelsea.[/color]

How about "I got one for Karl and I got one for Laura."