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{OT} golf club -->joke<--
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and
find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the
lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club
and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."
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No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it too
seriously.
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