{OT} golf club -->joke<--

A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and
find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the
lifeless body of a woman on the ground.

The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"

"Yes."

"Did you hit her with that golf club?"

"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club
and puts his hands on his head.

"How many times did you hit her?"

"I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."

--
No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it too
seriously.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0eigqq53yzm53000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
>A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and
> find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the
> lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
>
> The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
>
> "Yes."
>
> "Did you hit her with that golf club?"
>
> "Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club
> and puts his hands on his head.
>
> "How many times did you hit her?"
>
> "I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."[/color]

Sick...but funny

Natalie