OT Joke from a Jewish friend of mine....

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since
Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
"will God get
mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to
think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd
love
everyone a lot. And then! ... he'd start going all over the place tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the shit out of him."
--

Scott in Florida

Magician David Copperfield does a trick with a live scorpion during his
touring show. The scorpion helps find the spectator's card. In the middle
Copperfield adds, "I will make this scorpion disappear and re-appear in Bin
Laden's pants....... as soon as they find him."

( Unfortunately that is a trick Bush has failed to perform.)


"Scott in Florida" <MoveOn@outa.here> wrote in message
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> Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that
> they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since
> Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
> "will God get
> mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
>
> Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
> get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
>
> "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
>
> "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?
>
> "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
> could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to
> think
> that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
> bit.
> And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd
> love
> everyone a lot. And then! ... he'd start going all over the place tell
> everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
> anymore."
>
> Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
> pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
>
> "I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
> Marines could blow the shit out of him."
> --
>
> Scott in Florida[/color]