{OT} draftee -->joke<--

Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from the base.
The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent. He saw a nun seated on
a round bench beneath a tree, quietly reading a book.

He said to her, "Quick sister, please hide me I don't want to be
drafted and the M.P.'s are chasing me!"

She lifted up her skirt and said, "Quick hide under here." The two
policemen came by and asked if she had seen anyone. She replied, "No."

After they left she told the young man to come out and that everything
was going to be OK.

He thanked her and said, "You have a nice set of legs for a nun!"

She replied, "If you'd have reached up a little farther you'd have
found a nice set of balls too. I'm not going to be drafted either!"

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from the base.
> The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent. He saw a nun seated on
> a round bench beneath a tree, quietly reading a book.
>
> He said to her, "Quick sister, please hide me I don't want to be
> drafted and the M.P.'s are chasing me!"
>
> She lifted up her skirt and said, "Quick hide under here." The two
> policemen came by and asked if she had seen anyone. She replied, "No."
>
> After they left she told the young man to come out and that everything
> was going to be OK.
>
> He thanked her and said, "You have a nice set of legs for a nun!"
>
> She replied, "If you'd have reached up a little farther you'd have
> found a nice set of balls too. I'm not going to be drafted either!"[/color]


BWAHAHAHA!

Natalie

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0eii5bcgqzt7000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from the base.
> The draftee ran into the courtyard of a convent. He saw a nun seated on
> a round bench beneath a tree, quietly reading a book.
>
> He said to her, "Quick sister, please hide me I don't want to be
> drafted and the M.P.'s are chasing me!"
>
> She lifted up her skirt and said, "Quick hide under here." The two
> policemen came by and asked if she had seen anyone. She replied, "No."
>
> After they left she told the young man to come out and that everything
> was going to be OK.
>
> He thanked her and said, "You have a nice set of legs for a nun!"
>
> She replied, "If you'd have reached up a little farther you'd have
> found a nice set of balls too. I'm not going to be drafted either!"[/color]

The things that come out when those Republican senators have a little too
much to drink....