{OT} old girlfriend -->joke<--

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up
and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge.

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying
she thought tubby bald men were cute.

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up...

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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*fwap*

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Ha Ha! Why did I know that was going to be Natalie's response?
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Ray O
(correct punctuation to reply)

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*HE* can get fat, but she can't? :-P

Natalie, not fat, but still annoyed...

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Doncha know that men NEED visual stimulation.

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And we don't?

Natalie

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There is a DIRECT neural connection between a man's eyes and his penis. In
women, there is a direct connection between that part of the brain which
likes a movie like Bareback Mountain, whatever it's called, and their
vaginal lubrication glands.



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I'll FWAP myself to save you the trouble:


<<<FWAP>>>

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> likes a movie like Bareback Mountain, whatever it's called, and their
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Ya know, there *are* some straight men who like that movie :-P

Natalie

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>>>> Natalie, not fat, but still annoyed...
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>>> Doncha know that men NEED visual stimulation.[/color]
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Good plan

Natalie

Wickeddoll®, 2/19/2006,10:40:55 PM, wrote:
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> > There is a DIRECT neural connection between a man's eyes and his
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> > it's called, and their vaginal lubrication glands.[/color]
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> Ya know, there are some straight men who like that movie :-P[/color]

Only those metrosexual males.

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>> In women, there is a direct connection between that part of the brain
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You just *think* they are straight. Secretly, they probably wonder what it
would it would feel like to be filled by a thick, hard dick.

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>> > There is a DIRECT neural connection between a man's eyes and his
>> > penis. In women, there is a direct connection between that part of
>> > the brain which likes a movie like Bareback Mountain, whatever
>> > it's called, and their vaginal lubrication glands.[/color]
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Most of whom, in the secrecy of the voting booth, vote....drum roll.....you
KNOW the answer already, right? DEMONrat!!!!

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>>> > it's called, and their vaginal lubrication glands.
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Gawd, are you guys paranoid

Natalie

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>>>>>>>> "badgolferman" ...
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>>>>>>>> Natalie
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>>>>>>> Ha Ha! Why did I know that was going to be Natalie's response?
>>>>>>> --
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>>>>>>> Ray O
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>>>>>> *HE* can get fat, but she can't? :-P
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Natalie, not fat, but still annoyed...
>>>>>
>>>>> Doncha know that men NEED visual stimulation.
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>>>> And we don't?
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>>>> Natalie
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>>> There is a DIRECT neural connection between a man's eyes and his penis.
>>> In women, there is a direct connection between that part of the brain
>>> which likes a movie like Bareback Mountain, whatever it's called, and
>>> their vaginal lubrication glands.[/color]
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>> Ya know, there *are* some straight men who like that movie :-P
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If you say so, Rush.

Natalie