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Old 02-21-2006, 06:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Here's a funny

Here is your daily dirty joke from [url]http://www.Aarons-Jokes.com/[/url]


Barbie & a G.I. Joe

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up
on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for
Christmas?"



The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."



Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie
comes with Ken."



"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with
Ken."


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Old 02-21-2006, 06:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Here's a funny

Have you seen the latest Barbie? She is called Divorce Barbie. She comes
will all of Kens stuff. ;)


mike hunt

"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Here is your daily dirty joke from [url]http://www.Aarons-Jokes.com/[/url]
>
>
> Barbie & a G.I. Joe
>
> A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up
> on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for
> Christmas?"
>
>
>
> The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
>
>
>
> Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie
> comes with Ken."
>
>
>
> "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with
> Ken."
>
>
> If you enjoyed this joke then try our daily clean jokes.
> Get them free from [url]http://www.aarons-jokes.com/emaillist.shtml[/url]
> <a href=" [url]http://www.aarons-jokes.com/emaillist.shtml[/url] "> Join clean joke
> list
> </a>
>
>[/color]


 
Old 02-21-2006, 06:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:EtDKf.11809$n67.10095@edtnps89...[color=blue]
> Here is your daily dirty joke from [url]http://www.Aarons-Jokes.com/[/url]
>
>
> Barbie & a G.I. Joe
>
> A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up
> on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for
> Christmas?"
>
>
>
> The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
>
>
>
> Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie
> comes with Ken."
>
>
>
> "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with
> Ken."
>
>
> If you enjoyed this joke then try our daily clean jokes.
> Get them free from [url]http://www.aarons-jokes.com/emaillist.shtml[/url]
> <a href=" [url]http://www.aarons-jokes.com/emaillist.shtml[/url] "> Join clean joke
> list
> </a>[/color]

Hey Ken, that was pretty funny. Say hi to Barbie for us.


 
Old 02-21-2006, 06:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Here is your daily dirty joke from [url]http://www.Aarons-Jokes.com/[/url]
>[/color]
*snerk*

Natalie



 
Old 02-22-2006, 01:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Here's a funny


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> "Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:EtDKf.11809$n67.10095@edtnps89...[color=green]
>> Here is your daily dirty joke from [url]http://www.Aarons-Jokes.com/[/url]
>>[/color]
> *snerk*
>
> Natalie[/color]


I liked it. But considering that neither Ken nor Joe has a "male unit", a
mouth that opens, or even fingers that separate, I doubt Barbie comes with
either of them...



 
Old 02-22-2006, 05:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"Ernie Sty" <fake_email@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> "Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:EtDKf.11809$n67.10095@edtnps89...[color=darkred]
>>> Here is your daily dirty joke from [url]http://www.Aarons-Jokes.com/[/url]
>>>[/color]
>> *snerk*
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
>
> I liked it. But considering that neither Ken nor Joe has a "male unit", a
> mouth that opens, or even fingers that separate, I doubt Barbie comes with
> either of them...
>
>
>[/color]
LOL good point. Besides, Ken is gay

Natalie













 
Old 02-22-2006, 06:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Ernie Sty" <fake_email@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:dtfqci.2p4.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:EtDKf.11809$n67.10095@edtnps89...
>>>> Here is your daily dirty joke from [url]http://www.Aarons-Jokes.com/[/url]
>>>>
>>> *snerk*
>>>
>>> Natalie[/color]
>>
>>
>> I liked it. But considering that neither Ken nor Joe has a "male unit",
>> a mouth that opens, or even fingers that separate, I doubt Barbie comes
>> with either of them...
>>
>>
>>[/color]
> LOL good point. Besides, Ken is gay
>
> Natalie[/color]


LOL too, but I don't see how he can be gay when neither he nor any of his
Ken buddies have either a prong or a socket.
Come to think about it, perhaps Hell is simply being reincarnated as one of
these dolls...


 
Old 02-22-2006, 06:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> "Ernie Sty" <fake_email@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:FtydnaFjqZ5LJGHeRVn-jg@giganews.com...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:dtfqci.2p4.1@news.evilcabal.org...
>>>>
>>>> "Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:EtDKf.11809$n67.10095@edtnps89...
>>>>> Here is your daily dirty joke from [url]http://www.Aarons-Jokes.com/[/url]
>>>>>
>>>> *snerk*
>>>>
>>>> Natalie
>>>
>>>
>>> I liked it. But considering that neither Ken nor Joe has a "male unit",
>>> a mouth that opens, or even fingers that separate, I doubt Barbie comes
>>> with either of them...
>>>
>>>
>>>[/color]
>> LOL good point. Besides, Ken is gay
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
>
> LOL too, but I don't see how he can be gay when neither he nor any of his
> Ken buddies have either a prong or a socket.
> Come to think about it, perhaps Hell is simply being reincarnated as one
> of these dolls...
>[/color]
ROFL!

Natalie





























 
Old 02-22-2006, 08:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Here's a funny

Wickeddoll® wrote:
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> LOL good point. Besides, Ken is gay[/color]

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :-)
 
Old 02-22-2006, 09:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"High Tech Misfit" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> Wickeddoll® wrote:
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>> LOL good point. Besides, Ken is gay[/color]
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> Not that there's anything wrong with that. :-)[/color]

LOL troo dat

Natalie



 
Old 02-23-2006, 12:07 AM   #11 (permalink)
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"Ernie Sty" <fake_email@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> "Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:EtDKf.11809$n67.10095@edtnps89...[color=darkred]
>>> Here is your daily dirty joke from [url]http://www.Aarons-Jokes.com/[/url]
>>>[/color]
>> *snerk*
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
>
> I liked it. But considering that neither Ken nor Joe has a "male unit", a
> mouth that opens, or even fingers that separate, I doubt Barbie comes with
> either of them...[/color]

You've obviously played with both of them.

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>
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Old 02-23-2006, 12:08 AM   #12 (permalink)
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"High Tech Misfit" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> Wickeddoll® wrote:
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>> LOL good point. Besides, Ken is gay[/color]
>
> Not that there's anything wrong with that. :-)[/color]

That's just the way they come from the factory, eh?


 
Old 02-23-2006, 05:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "High Tech Misfit" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>> Wickeddoll® wrote:
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>>> LOL good point. Besides, Ken is gay[/color]
>>
>> Not that there's anything wrong with that. :-)[/color]
>
> That's just the way they come from the factory, eh?
>
>[/color]
As a matter of fact, yes...

Natalie






 
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