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Old 02-22-2006, 05:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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{OT} selling a car -->joke<--

Trouble Selling A Car...

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He
owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
50,000 miles on it!"
 
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Old 02-22-2006, 08:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Trouble Selling A Car...
>
> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>
> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
> to sell, but it's not legal."
>
> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
>
> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He
> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>
> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>
> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
> 50,000 miles on it!"[/color]

<<<<<fwap>>>>>



 
Old 02-22-2006, 05:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>
>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>
>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>
>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
>>
>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He
>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>
>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>
>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>> 50,000 miles on it!"[/color]
>
> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>
>
>[/color]
What Sharx said

Natalie






















 
Old 02-22-2006, 07:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
<wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...[color=green]
>>
>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>
>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>
>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>
>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
>>>
>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He
>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>
>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>
>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>> 50,000 miles on it!"[/color]
>>
>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>
>>
>>[/color]
>What Sharx said
>
>Natalie
>[/color]

Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)

....
 
Old 02-22-2006, 08:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>
>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>
>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>
>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>> car."
>>>>
>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He
>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>
>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>
>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>
>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>[/color]
>>What Sharx said
>>
>>Natalie
>>[/color]
>
> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)
>
> ...[/color]

He's trying (unsuccessfully) to repress something.


 
Old 02-22-2006, 09:03 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
news:5e2qv11i0j89b25iruo27e3to9h67iv0md@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>
>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>
>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>
>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>> car."
>>>>
>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He
>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>
>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>
>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>
>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>[/color]
>>What Sharx said
>>
>>Natalie
>>[/color]
>
> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)
>
> ...[/color]
Since he saw Brokeback Mountain

Natalie





































 
Old 02-22-2006, 10:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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"Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote:
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>"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
>news:5e2qv11i0j89b25iruo27e3to9h67iv0md@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
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>>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...
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>>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>>
>>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>>
>>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
>>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>>
>>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>>> car."
>>>>>
>>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He
>>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
>>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>>
>>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>>
>>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>>
>>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>What Sharx said
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)
>>
>> ...[/color]
>
>He's trying (unsuccessfully) to repress something.
>[/color]

....and I think we all know what it is don't we?.
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)
 
Old 02-23-2006, 12:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
news:5e2qv11i0j89b25iruo27e3to9h67iv0md@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>
>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>
>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>
>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>> car."
>>>>
>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He
>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>
>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>
>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>
>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>[/color]
>>What Sharx said
>>
>>Natalie
>>[/color]
>
> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)[/color]

Cyber B.J.'s can turn a person.

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>
> ...[/color]


 
Old 02-23-2006, 12:03 AM   #9 (permalink)
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"Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote in message
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>
> "noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
> news:5e2qv11i0j89b25iruo27e3to9h67iv0md@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...
>>>>
>>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>>
>>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>>
>>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a
>>>>> salon.
>>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>>
>>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>>> car."
>>>>>
>>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine.
>>>>> He
>>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
>>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>>
>>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>>
>>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>>
>>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>What Sharx said
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)
>>
>> ...[/color]
>
> He's trying (unsuccessfully) to repress something.[/color]

Fuck dude knows--whenever he sees a barrel, he starts to squeal.

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>
>[/color]


 
Old 02-23-2006, 12:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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"Gord Beaman" <gord@islandtelecom.com> wrote in message
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> "Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote:
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>>"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
>>news:5e2qv11i0j89b25iruo27e3to9h67iv0md@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
>>> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...
>>>>>
>>>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a
>>>>>> salon.
>>>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>>>> car."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine.
>>>>>> He
>>>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'.
>>>>>> Then
>>>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>>>
>>>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>What Sharx said
>>>>
>>>>Natalie
>>>>
>>>
>>> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)
>>>
>>> ...[/color]
>>
>>He's trying (unsuccessfully) to repress something.
>>[/color]
>
> ...and I think we all know what it is don't we?.[/color]

Both of you need anal sphincter transplants. You have NO tone left down
there.

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> --
>
> -Gord.
> (use gordon in email)[/color]


 
Old 02-23-2006, 12:04 AM   #11 (permalink)
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"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
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>> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...
>>>>
>>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>>
>>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>>
>>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a
>>>>> salon.
>>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>>
>>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>>> car."
>>>>>
>>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine.
>>>>> He
>>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
>>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>>
>>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>>
>>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>>
>>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>What Sharx said
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)
>>
>> ...[/color]
> Since he saw Brokeback Mountain[/color]

That is a one-way orifice.

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Old 02-23-2006, 08:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
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>> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...
>>>>
>>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>>
>>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>>
>>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
>>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>>
>>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>>> car."
>>>>>
>>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He
>>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then
>>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>>
>>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>>
>>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>>
>>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>What Sharx said
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)
>>
>> ...[/color]
>Since he saw Brokeback Mountain
>
>Natalie
>[/color]
Seems a shame to be compelled to plonk a fellow countryman
(there's not that many of us on here) but that's where shark35 is
now, in the bitbucket...I'm usually fairly tolerant of people
whose sexual preferences are different from mine but I find him
too disgusting to tolerate...
--

-Gord.
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Old 02-23-2006, 08:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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>>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...
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>>>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a
>>>>>> salon.
>>>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>>>> car."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine.
>>>>>> He
>>>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'.
>>>>>> Then
>>>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>>>
>>>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>What Sharx said
>>>>
>>>>Natalie
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>>> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)
>>>
>>> ...[/color]
>>Since he saw Brokeback Mountain
>>
>>Natalie
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> Seems a shame to be compelled to plonk a fellow countryman
> (there's not that many of us on here) but that's where shark35 is
> now, in the bitbucket...I'm usually fairly tolerant of people
> whose sexual preferences are different from mine but I find him
> too disgusting to tolerate...
> --
>
> -Gord.[/color]

Do you mean 'intolerance' - I think Sharx is straight...

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Old 02-24-2006, 08:43 AM   #14 (permalink)
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>>> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...
>>>>>
>>>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a
>>>>>> salon.
>>>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier
>>>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>>>> car."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine.
>>>>>> He
>>>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'.
>>>>>> Then
>>>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>>>
>>>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>What Sharx said
>>>>
>>>>Natalie
>>>>
>>>
>>> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)
>>>
>>> ...[/color]
>>Since he saw Brokeback Mountain
>>
>>Natalie
>>[/color]
> Seems a shame to be compelled to plonk a fellow countryman
> (there's not that many of us on here) but that's where shark35 is
> now, in the bitbucket...I'm usually fairly tolerant of people
> whose sexual preferences are different from mine but I find him
> too disgusting to tolerate...
> --[/color]

Gord is just pissed off that his ***got loving LIEbrawls LOST the January 23
election in Canada.


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>>>"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
>>>news:5e2qv11i0j89b25iruo27e3to9h67iv0md@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:39:27 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>>>> <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:Uw_Kf.8096$_62.41@edtnps90...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:xn0eirzim2rbtsj000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>>>>> Trouble Selling A Car...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems
>>>>>>> selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a
>>>>>>> salon.
>>>>>>> The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car
>>>>>>> easier
>>>>>>> to sell, but it's not legal."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the
>>>>>>> car."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine.
>>>>>>> He
>>>>>>> owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'.
>>>>>>> Then
>>>>>>> it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you
>>>>>>> sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
>>>>>>> 50,000 miles on it!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <<<<<fwap>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>What Sharx said
>>>>>
>>>>>Natalie
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)
>>>>
>>>> ...
>>>Since he saw Brokeback Mountain
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>[/color]
>> Seems a shame to be compelled to plonk a fellow countryman
>> (there's not that many of us on here) but that's where shark35 is
>> now, in the bitbucket...I'm usually fairly tolerant of people
>> whose sexual preferences are different from mine but I find him
>> too disgusting to tolerate...
>> --
>>
>> -Gord.[/color]
>
> Do you mean 'intolerance' - I think Sharx is straight...
>
> Natalie[/color]

DAMN straight, babe. And the more I read your posts, the straighter it gets.


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