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{OT} soldier -->joke<--
Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years, during which
he had been in many battles and won many decorations. He was finally
discharged from service and returned home to a wife and son whom he
hadn't seen in almost four years.
As he was walking up the path to his house, his young son spotted him
and yelled, "Mommy, Mommy, here comes Daddy, and he's got a purple
heart on!" to which the mother replied, "I don't give a damn what color
it is! Let him in, and you go play at the Joneses' for a couple hours."
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