{OT} better state mottos -->joke<--

Better State Mottos

Alabama -- At Least We're Not Mississippi
Alaska -- 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong
Arizona -- Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas -- Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California -- As Seen on TV
Colorado -- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut -- Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware -- On WHICH side of the Mason-Dixon?
Florida -- Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia -- We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii -- Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum,But
Leave Your Money)
Idaho -- More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois -- Gateway to Iowa
Indiana -- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free
Iowa -- Land of James T. Kirk and Corn
Kansas -- First of the Rectangle States
Kentucky -- Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana -- We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
Maine -- Cheap Lobster
Maryland -- A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts -- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
Brackets)
Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota -- For Sale
Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada -- Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
New Mexico -- Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York -- You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to
an Attorney...
No Carolina -- Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota -- Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah,
Dinosaur Bones!
Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)
Oklahoma -- Like the Play Only No Singing
Oregon -- Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania -- Cook With Coal
Rhode Island -- We're Not REALLY an Island
So Carolina -- Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota -- Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee -- The Educashun Stat
Texas -- Si' Hablo Ing'les
Utah -- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont -- Yep
Virginia -- Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington -- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Wash, D.C. -- Wanna Be Mayor?

<SNIP>Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)</SNIP>
Why the jab on Cincinnati? It's a great city!
Plenty of shopping (in the suburbs)
Entertainment complexs (Nothern Kentucky)
Riverboat gambling (SE Indiana)
Two beatiful stadiums for our NFL and MLB teams (forget about how horrible
the teams have been for the last decade or so because they're getting
better)
Trust me, I should know since I live there (actually, I live in Indiana
because the homes are cheaper, taxes are about 1/2 what they are in the
city, the schools are better, and IN would never have elected Jerry Springer
as mayor)

Steve
--
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0eiw9mfsopzo000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Better State Mottos
>
> Alabama -- At Least We're Not Mississippi
> Alaska -- 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong
> Arizona -- Dehyd-rific!
> Arkansas -- Litterasy Ain't Everthing
> California -- As Seen on TV
> Colorado -- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> Connecticut -- Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
> Delaware -- On WHICH side of the Mason-Dixon?
> Florida -- Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> Georgia -- We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
> Hawaii -- Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum,But
> Leave Your Money)
> Idaho -- More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
> Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
> Illinois -- Gateway to Iowa
> Indiana -- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free
> Iowa -- Land of James T. Kirk and Corn
> Kansas -- First of the Rectangle States
> Kentucky -- Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> Louisiana -- We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
> Campaign
> Maine -- Cheap Lobster
> Maryland -- A Thinking Man's Delaware
> Massachusetts -- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
> Brackets)
> Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
> Minnesota -- For Sale
> Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
> Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
> Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
> Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> Nevada -- Whores and Poker!
> New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
> New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
> Here!
> New Mexico -- Lizards Make Excellent Pets
> New York -- You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to
> an Attorney...
> No Carolina -- Tobacco is a Vegetable
> North Dakota -- Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah,
> Dinosaur Bones!
> Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)
> Oklahoma -- Like the Play Only No Singing
> Oregon -- Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
> Pennsylvania -- Cook With Coal
> Rhode Island -- We're Not REALLY an Island
> So Carolina -- Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
> South Dakota -- Closer Than North Dakota
> Tennessee -- The Educashun Stat
> Texas -- Si' Hablo Ing'les
> Utah -- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> Vermont -- Yep
> Virginia -- Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> Washington -- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
> Wash, D.C. -- Wanna Be Mayor?[/color]

Steve, 2/25/2006,8:56:12 AM, wrote:
[color=blue]
> <SNIP>Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)</SNIP>
> Why the jab on Cincinnati? It's a great city!
> Plenty of shopping (in the suburbs)
> Entertainment complexs (Nothern Kentucky)
> Riverboat gambling (SE Indiana)
> Two beatiful stadiums for our NFL and MLB teams (forget about how
> horrible the teams have been for the last decade or so because
> they're getting better)
> Trust me, I should know since I live there (actually, I live in
> Indiana because the homes are cheaper, taxes are about 1/2 what they
> are in the city, the schools are better, and IN would never have
> elected Jerry Springer as mayor)
>
> Steve[/color]

I think you've answered your own question.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0eiwappu4f6p001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Steve, 2/25/2006,8:56:12 AM, wrote:
>[color=green]
>> <SNIP>Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)</SNIP>
>> Why the jab on Cincinnati? It's a great city!
>> Plenty of shopping (in the suburbs)
>> Entertainment complexs (Nothern Kentucky)
>> Riverboat gambling (SE Indiana)
>> Two beatiful stadiums for our NFL and MLB teams (forget about how
>> horrible the teams have been for the last decade or so because
>> they're getting better)
>> Trust me, I should know since I live there (actually, I live in
>> Indiana because the homes are cheaper, taxes are about 1/2 what they
>> are in the city, the schools are better, and IN would never have
>> elected Jerry Springer as mayor)
>>
>> Steve[/color]
>
> I think you've answered your own question.[/color]

Since my Mom's family left there in the 1850's it's fallen apart.
Cincinatti, that is. Now all they got left is Kroger. <GD&RRF>.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0eiw9mfsopzo000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Better State Mottos
>
> Alabama -- At Least We're Not Mississippi
> Alaska -- 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong
> Arizona -- Dehyd-rific!
> Arkansas -- Litterasy Ain't Everthing
> California -- As Seen on TV
> Colorado -- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> Connecticut -- Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
> Delaware -- On WHICH side of the Mason-Dixon?
> Florida -- Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> Georgia -- We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
> Hawaii -- Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum,But
> Leave Your Money)
> Idaho -- More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
> Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
> Illinois -- Gateway to Iowa
> Indiana -- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free
> Iowa -- Land of James T. Kirk and Corn
> Kansas -- First of the Rectangle States
> Kentucky -- Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> Louisiana -- We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
> Campaign
> Maine -- Cheap Lobster
> Maryland -- A Thinking Man's Delaware
> Massachusetts -- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
> Brackets)
> Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
> Minnesota -- For Sale
> Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
> Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
> Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
> Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> Nevada -- Whores and Poker!
> New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
> New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
> Here!
> New Mexico -- Lizards Make Excellent Pets
> New York -- You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to
> an Attorney...
> No Carolina -- Tobacco is a Vegetable
> North Dakota -- Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah,
> Dinosaur Bones!
> Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)
> Oklahoma -- Like the Play Only No Singing
> Oregon -- Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
> Pennsylvania -- Cook With Coal
> Rhode Island -- We're Not REALLY an Island
> So Carolina -- Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
> South Dakota -- Closer Than North Dakota
> Tennessee -- The Educashun Stat
> Texas -- Si' Hablo Ing'les
> Utah -- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
> Vermont -- Yep
> Virginia -- Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> Washington -- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
> Wash, D.C. -- Wanna Be Mayor?[/color]

So true about New Hampshire. It's unfortunate they're being overrun by
Boston commuters. Their property values have skyrocketted but city services
such as water and sewer are almost nonexistent outside of the large cities
and well water is contaminated with high levels of iron and maganese.

On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 16:40:06 GMT, "Bioboffin"
<Reply_to_Group_please@zzz.invalid> wrote:
[color=blue]
>badgolferman wrote:[color=green]
>> Better State Mottos
>>[/color]
>(snipped a lot of negative comments)[color=green]
>> California -- As Seen on TV
>> Maine -- Cheap Lobster
>> Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>> Minnesota -- For Sale
>> Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>> Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
>> Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
>> Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>> Nevada -- Whores and Poker!
>> New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>> New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right[/color]
>
>Thank you for this. As a potential visitor to your country, I will visit
>Maine. (I have already been to California).
>[/color]

Believe it or not...Lobster is cheaper in Mass....
--

Scott in Florida

badgolferman wrote:[color=blue]
> Better State Mottos
>[/color]
(snipped a lot of negative comments)[color=blue]
> California -- As Seen on TV
> Maine -- Cheap Lobster
> Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
> Minnesota -- For Sale
> Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
> Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
> Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
> Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> Nevada -- Whores and Poker!
> New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
> New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right[/color]

Thank you for this. As a potential visitor to your country, I will visit
Maine. (I have already been to California).

:-)

"Scott in Florida" <MoveOn@outa.here> wrote in message
news:st1102ll2dtvthqjir5mkbmtrvhf3ur3kk@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 16:40:06 GMT, "Bioboffin"
> <Reply_to_Group_please@zzz.invalid> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>badgolferman wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> Better State Mottos
>>>[/color]
>>(snipped a lot of negative comments)[color=darkred]
>>> California -- As Seen on TV
>>> Maine -- Cheap Lobster
>>> Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>>> Minnesota -- For Sale
>>> Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>>> Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
>>> Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
>>> Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>>> Nevada -- Whores and Poker!
>>> New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>>> New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right[/color]
>>
>>Thank you for this. As a potential visitor to your country, I will visit
>>Maine. (I have already been to California).
>>[/color]
>
> Believe it or not...Lobster is cheaper in Mass....
> --
>
> Scott in Florida[/color]

because they're missing a claw.

Bioboffin, 2/25/2006,11:40:06 AM, wrote:
[color=blue]
> badgolferman wrote:[color=green]
> > Better State Mottos
> >[/color]
> (snipped a lot of negative comments)[color=green]
> > California -- As Seen on TV
> > Maine -- Cheap Lobster
> > Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
> > Minnesota -- For Sale
> > Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
> > Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
> > Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
> > Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> > Nevada -- Whores and Poker!
> > New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
> > New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
> > Right[/color]
>
> Thank you for this. As a potential visitor to your country, I will
> visit Maine. (I have already been to California).
>
> :-)[/color]

Go to Soutern Maine where the coast is. Forget Northern Maine where
Canada is. No knock on Canada, just anything north of Bangor is
forsaken.

"mark_digital©" <976XXX@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:6cmdnVAXQ9-LG53ZRVn-sg@comcast.com...[color=blue]
>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0eiw9mfsopzo000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
>> Better State Mottos
>>
>> Alabama -- At Least We're Not Mississippi
>> Alaska -- 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong
>> Arizona -- Dehyd-rific!
>> Arkansas -- Litterasy Ain't Everthing
>> California -- As Seen on TV
>> Colorado -- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>> Connecticut -- Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
>> Delaware -- On WHICH side of the Mason-Dixon?
>> Florida -- Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>> Georgia -- We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
>> Hawaii -- Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum,But
>> Leave Your Money)
>> Idaho -- More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
>> Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
>> Illinois -- Gateway to Iowa
>> Indiana -- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free
>> Iowa -- Land of James T. Kirk and Corn
>> Kansas -- First of the Rectangle States
>> Kentucky -- Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>> Louisiana -- We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
>> Campaign
>> Maine -- Cheap Lobster
>> Maryland -- A Thinking Man's Delaware
>> Massachusetts -- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
>> Brackets)
>> Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>> Minnesota -- For Sale
>> Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>> Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
>> Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
>> Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>> Nevada -- Whores and Poker!
>> New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>> New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
>> Here!
>> New Mexico -- Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>> New York -- You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to
>> an Attorney...
>> No Carolina -- Tobacco is a Vegetable
>> North Dakota -- Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah,
>> Dinosaur Bones!
>> Ohio -- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland (or Cincinnati)
>> Oklahoma -- Like the Play Only No Singing
>> Oregon -- Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
>> Pennsylvania -- Cook With Coal
>> Rhode Island -- We're Not REALLY an Island
>> So Carolina -- Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
>> South Dakota -- Closer Than North Dakota
>> Tennessee -- The Educashun Stat
>> Texas -- Si' Hablo Ing'les
>> Utah -- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>> Vermont -- Yep
>> Virginia -- Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>> Washington -- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
>> Wash, D.C. -- Wanna Be Mayor?[/color]
>
> So true about New Hampshire. It's unfortunate they're being overrun by
> Boston commuters. Their property values have skyrocketted but city
> services such as water and sewer are almost nonexistent outside of the
> large cities and well water is contaminated with high levels of iron and
> maganese.
>[/color]
I'm pissed cuz we could have sold our NH house for nearly three times what
we sold it for back in 2002...

Natalie

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0eiwfv9115exa002@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Bioboffin, 2/25/2006,11:40:06 AM, wrote:
>[color=green]
>> badgolferman wrote:[color=darkred]
>> > Better State Mottos
>> >[/color]
>> (snipped a lot of negative comments)[color=darkred]
>> > California -- As Seen on TV
>> > Maine -- Cheap Lobster
>> > Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>> > Minnesota -- For Sale
>> > Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>> > Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
>> > Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
>> > Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>> > Nevada -- Whores and Poker!
>> > New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>> > New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
>> > Right[/color]
>>
>> Thank you for this. As a potential visitor to your country, I will
>> visit Maine. (I have already been to California).
>>
>> :-)[/color]
>
> Go to Soutern Maine where the coast is. Forget Northern Maine where
> Canada is. No knock on Canada, just anything north of Bangor is
> forsaken.[/color]

Like Boring Loring AFB, ME

Natalie

Wickeddoll®, 2/25/2006,1:07:59 PM, wrote:
[color=blue]
>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0eiwfv9115exa002@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > Bioboffin, 2/25/2006,11:40:06 AM, wrote:
> >[color=darkred]
> > > badgolferman wrote:
> >>> Better State Mottos
> > > >
> > > (snipped a lot of negative comments)
> >>> California -- As Seen on TV
> >>> Maine -- Cheap Lobster
> >>> Michigan -- First Line of Defense From the Canadians
> >>> Minnesota -- For Sale
> >>> Mississippi -- Come Feel Better About Your Own State
> >>> Missouri -- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
> >>> Montana -- Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
> >>> Nebraska -- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> >>> Nevada -- Whores and Poker!
> >>> New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone
> >>> New Jersey -- You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
> >>> Right
> > >
> > > Thank you for this. As a potential visitor to your country, I will
> > > visit Maine. (I have already been to California).
> > >
> > > :-)[/color]
> >
> > Go to Soutern Maine where the coast is. Forget Northern Maine where
> > Canada is. No knock on Canada, just anything north of Bangor is
> > forsaken.[/color]
>
> Like Boring Loring AFB, ME
>
> Natalie[/color]

Got transferred there from Guam in January 1984. I considered it my
punishment for the Article 15 I got in Guam.

"badgolferman" ...[color=blue]
> Wickeddoll®, 2/25/2006,1:07:59 PM, wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>> "badgolferman" ...[color=darkred]
>> > Bioboffin, 2/25/2006,11:40:06 AM, wrote:
>> >
>> > > badgolferman wrote:
>> >>> Better State Mottos
>> >>> Maine -- Cheap Lobster
>> >>> New Hampshire -- Go Away and Leave Us Alone[/color][/color][/color]

Hubby (Massachusetts native) Loved the NH one.
[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
>> > > Thank you for this. As a potential visitor to your country, I will
>> > > visit Maine. (I have already been to California).
>> > >
>> > > :-)
>> >
>> > Go to Soutern Maine where the coast is. Forget Northern Maine where
>> > Canada is. No knock on Canada, just anything north of Bangor is
>> > forsaken.[/color]
>>
>> Like Boring Loring AFB, ME
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> Got transferred there from Guam in January 1984. I considered it my
> punishment for the Article 15 I got in Guam.[/color]

ROFL

Dare I ask what you got that for?

Natalie, who never got past an LOR for a uniform violation

Wickeddoll®, 2/25/2006,1:56:30 PM, wrote:
[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> >>> Go to Soutern Maine where the coast is. Forget Northern Maine[/color][/color]
> where >>> Canada is. No knock on Canada, just anything north of
> Bangor is >>> forsaken.[color=green][color=darkred]
> > >
> > > Like Boring Loring AFB, ME
> > >
> > > Natalie[/color]
> >
> > Got transferred there from Guam in January 1984. I considered it my
> > punishment for the Article 15 I got in Guam.[/color]
>
> ROFL
>
> Dare I ask what you got that for?[/color]

For being young and indestructable. Doing things I shouldn't have
done. Eventually the punishment sunk in and I changed my ways.

mark_digital©, 2/25/2006,11:43:09 AM, wrote:
[color=blue][color=green]
> > Believe it or not...Lobster is cheaper in Mass....
> > --
> > Scott in Florida[/color]
>
> because they're missing a claw.[/color]

Or maybe they're just missing guts, like most of their politicians.

--
“The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much
trouble to put makeup on two faces.” ~ Maureen Murphy