{OT} headache -->joke<--

A guy is out with buddies, has few drinks, gets horny, but true to his
wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide
open.

He gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth. Of course she chokes
but recovers and asks "What did you put in my mouth?"

He says, "Two aspirin for your headache."

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE !!!!"

He says, "That's what I wanted to hear!"

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>A guy is out with buddies, has few drinks, gets horny, but true to his
> wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide
> open.
>
> He gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth. Of course she chokes
> but recovers and asks "What did you put in my mouth?"
>
> He says, "Two aspirin for your headache."
>
> She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE !!!!"
>
> He says, "That's what I wanted to hear!"[/color]

LOL Bob would be *so* toast...

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:xn0eiz0982h9r7v000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
>>A guy is out with buddies, has few drinks, gets horny, but true to his
>> wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide
>> open.
>>
>> He gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth. Of course she chokes
>> but recovers and asks "What did you put in my mouth?"
>>
>> He says, "Two aspirin for your headache."
>>
>> She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE !!!!"
>>
>> He says, "That's what I wanted to hear!"[/color]
>
>LOL Bob would be *so* toast...
>
>Natalie
>[/color]
Yes, it probably isn't the smoothest line in the world!... :)
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

"Gord Beaman" ...[color=blue]
> "Wickeddoll®" :
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>>
>>"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:xn0eiz0982h9r7v000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>>>A guy is out with buddies, has few drinks, gets horny, but true to his
>>> wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide
>>> open.
>>>
>>> He gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth. Of course she chokes
>>> but recovers and asks "What did you put in my mouth?"
>>>
>>> He says, "Two aspirin for your headache."
>>>
>>> She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE !!!!"
>>>
>>> He says, "That's what I wanted to hear!"[/color]
>>
>>LOL Bob would be *so* toast...
>>
>>Natalie
>>[/color]
> Yes, it probably isn't the smoothest line in the world!... :)
> --
>
> -Gord.[/color]

The sad thing is, someone will try it...

Natalie

Wickeddoll®, 2/27/2006,8:17:39 PM, wrote:
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> LOL Bob would be so toast...
>[/color]


I get the feeling he wouldn't have to go to those extremes with you.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Wickeddoll®, 2/27/2006,8:17:39 PM, wrote:
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>> LOL Bob would be so toast...
>>[/color]
>
>
> I get the feeling he wouldn't have to go to those extremes with you.[/color]

Boundaries, dude! Geez!

"Truckdude" <unrealemail@cox.net> wrote in message
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> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0eizqtx3ha8me000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
>> Wickeddoll®, 2/27/2006,8:17:39 PM, wrote:
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>>> LOL Bob would be so toast...
>>>[/color]
>>
>>
>> I get the feeling he wouldn't have to go to those extremes with you.[/color]
>
> Boundaries, dude! Geez!
>[/color]
Feh - he's right. Bob has only to give me 'the look'

:-)

Natalie