{OT} farwood -->joke<--

Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes
in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they
split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at
Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd.

Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!"

"Did they split yer farwood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

On 28 Feb 2006 16:32:22 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"
>
>"Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
>"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes
>in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"
>
>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
>The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house.
>They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they
>split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at
>Virgil and leave.
>
>The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd.
>
>Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!"
>
>"Did they split yer farwood?"
>
>"Yep!"
>
>"Happy Birthday, buddy!"[/color]


LOL

don't mess with good ole boys....

--

Scott in Florida

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0ej0mbs46ue3a000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"[/color]

ROFL

good plan

Natalie, snipping and stealing