JOKE: 3 Ducks

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> Once upon a time:[/color]
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> Three little ducks go into a Bar....................[/color]
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> "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.[/color]
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> "Huey," was the reply.[/color]
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> "How's your day been, Huey?"[/color]
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> "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.[/color]
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>What else could a duck want?" said Huey.[/color]
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> "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck,[/color]
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>"Hi,[/color]
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> and what's your name?"[/color]
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> "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.[/color]
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> "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.[/color]
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> "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles[/color]
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>all day myself. What else could a duck want?"[/color]
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> The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be[/color]
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>Louie?"[/color]
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> "No," she said, batting her eyelashes.[/color]
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> "My name is Puddles."[/color]
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On Wed, 01 Mar 2006 16:05:26 GMT, "Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote:


Yeah, I heard a variation of this one where the ducks were blowing
bubbles... :-)

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>> Once upon a time:[/color]
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>> Three little ducks go into a Bar....................[/color]
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>> "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.[/color]
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>> "Huey," was the reply.[/color]
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>> "How's your day been, Huey?"[/color]
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>> "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.[/color]
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>>What else could a duck want?" said Huey.[/color]
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>> "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck,[/color]
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>>"Hi,[/color]
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>> and what's your name?"[/color]
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>> "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.[/color]
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>> "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.[/color]
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>> "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles[/color]
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>>all day myself. What else could a duck want?"[/color]
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>> The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be[/color]
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>>Louie?"[/color]
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>> "No," she said, batting her eyelashes.[/color]
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>> "My name is Puddles."[/color]
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>> Now tell me YOUR NOT going to Forward THIS...[/color]
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