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Old 03-02-2006, 06:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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{OT} gynecologist -->joke<--

After nearly forty years in practice as a gynecologist, John decided he
had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics.
He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied
hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be
able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger
classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours.
John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours allotted. John
tossed and turned in bed that night, dreading the next morning when the
exam scores would be returned.

The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of
150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. "I never
dreamed I could do this well on the exam. But tell me, how did I earn a
score of 150%?"

The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the
car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the
engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through
the muffler."
 
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Old 03-02-2006, 09:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: {OT} gynecologist -->joke<--

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0ej8v5011xpf9000@news.readfreenews.net...

Snipped and stolen.

Charles of Schaumburg.


 
Old 03-04-2006, 02:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: {OT} gynecologist -->joke<--

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>After nearly forty years in practice as a gynecologist, John decided[/color]

Excellent!... :)
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-Gord.
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