OT: Survivor-Dakota Style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV program, the state of North
Dakota is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Dakota Style."

The contestants will start in Fargo, travel south to Wahpeton, west to
Mott, north to Williston and from there proceed east to Minot.
They will then go southeast to Carrington, back up to Devils Lake and
on to Grand Forks before heading back to Fargo.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is
Harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer
hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one that makes it back to Fargo alive wins. Good luck to all
contestants.
--
"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."

Al Gore

All of this is an everyday occurance in Northampton, MA...


"The BeNevolent dbu" <relaxa.n.d@smeltherose.comm> wrote in message
news:relaxa.n.d-E944EF.08454902032006@news-rdr-01.rdc-kc.rr.com...[color=blue]
> Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV program, the state of North
> Dakota is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Dakota Style."
>
> The contestants will start in Fargo, travel south to Wahpeton, west to
> Mott, north to Williston and from there proceed east to Minot.
> They will then go southeast to Carrington, back up to Devils Lake and
> on to Grand Forks before heading back to Fargo.
>
> Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
> large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is
> Harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer
> hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
>
> The first one that makes it back to Fargo alive wins. Good luck to all
> contestants.
> --
> "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."
>
> Al Gore[/color]

"Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote in message
news:RXDNf.677$ZL1.328@trndny09...[color=blue]
> All of this is an everyday occurance in Northampton, MA...[/color]

Replying to my own??

People in Northampton are generally pretty cool as long as you don't mention
that you listen to

Rush Limbaugh.



Then they come at you with teeth bared!



No, that's not ENTIRELY true, but I do have a little heartburn with the Gay
Pride Parade.



On year they were interviewing a les..er, woman on Channel 22 News, and she's
saying that "We're here to try and gain respect",

And immediately behind her are two guys, arm in arm, wearing NOTHING but
leather Nut Sacks, and two girls behined them wearing

Panties.ONLY panties!



I wouldn't respect ANYBODY dressed like that!!!


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>
>
> "The BeNevolent dbu" <relaxa.n.d@smeltherose.comm> wrote in message
> news:relaxa.n.d-E944EF.08454902032006@news-rdr-01.rdc-kc.rr.com...[color=green]
>> Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV program, the state of North
>> Dakota is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Dakota Style."
>>
>> The contestants will start in Fargo, travel south to Wahpeton, west to
>> Mott, north to Williston and from there proceed east to Minot.
>> They will then go southeast to Carrington, back up to Devils Lake and
>> on to Grand Forks before heading back to Fargo.
>>
>> Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
>> large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is
>> Harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer
>> hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
>>
>> The first one that makes it back to Fargo alive wins. Good luck to all
>> contestants.
>> --
>> "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."
>>
>> Al Gore[/color]
>
>[/color]

"The BeNevolent dbu" <relaxa.n.d@smeltherose.comm> wrote in message
news:relaxa.n.d-E944EF.08454902032006@news-rdr-01.rdc-kc.rr.com...[color=blue]
> Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV program, the state of North
> Dakota is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Dakota Style."
>
> The contestants will start in Fargo, travel south to Wahpeton, west to
> Mott, north to Williston and from there proceed east to Minot.
> They will then go southeast to Carrington, back up to Devils Lake and
> on to Grand Forks before heading back to Fargo.
>
> Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
> large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is
> Harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer
> hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
>
> The first one that makes it back to Fargo alive wins. Good luck to all
> contestants.
> --
> "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."
>
> Al Gore[/color]

I hate to ruin your programming concept but they'll all get back to Fargo
alive. I've been to North Dakota on vacation and I plan to go again. The
people up there, perhaps the nicest people in the nation, are just so damned
happy that you came to visit their state that they'll practically adopt you.
Even if you're a Communist Bedwetter Pervert.

Now, there are probably states where this concept would be more
interesting...


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On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:15:14 GMT, "Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote:
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>
>"Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote in message
>news:RXDNf.677$ZL1.328@trndny09...[color=green]
>> All of this is an everyday occurance in Northampton, MA...[/color]
>
>Replying to my own??
>
>People in Northampton are generally pretty cool as long as you don't mention
>that you listen to
>
>Rush Limbaugh.
>
>
>
>Then they come at you with teeth bared!
>
>
>
>No, that's not ENTIRELY true, but I do have a little heartburn with the Gay
>Pride Parade.
>
>
>
>On year they were interviewing a les..er, woman on Channel 22 News, and she's
>saying that "We're here to try and gain respect",
>
>And immediately behind her are two guys, arm in arm, wearing NOTHING but
>leather Nut Sacks, and two girls behined them wearing
>
>Panties.ONLY panties!
>
>
>
>I wouldn't respect ANYBODY dressed like that!!![/color]

Even in the morning?


--

Scott in Florida

"Scott in Florida" <MoveOn@outa.here> wrote in message
news:l19e0211g99mh8tjlhqg5kof56tsrtu800@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:15:14 GMT, "Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote in message
>>news:RXDNf.677$ZL1.328@trndny09...[color=darkred]
>>> All of this is an everyday occurance in Northampton, MA...[/color]
>>
>>Replying to my own??
>>
>>People in Northampton are generally pretty cool as long as you don't
>>mention
>>that you listen to
>>
>>Rush Limbaugh.
>>
>>
>>
>>Then they come at you with teeth bared!
>>
>>
>>
>>No, that's not ENTIRELY true, but I do have a little heartburn with the
>>Gay
>>Pride Parade.
>>
>>
>>
>>On year they were interviewing a les..er, woman on Channel 22 News, and
>>she's
>>saying that "We're here to try and gain respect",
>>
>>And immediately behind her are two guys, arm in arm, wearing NOTHING but
>>leather Nut Sacks, and two girls behined them wearing
>>
>>Panties.ONLY panties!
>>
>>
>>
>>I wouldn't respect ANYBODY dressed like that!!![/color]
>
> Even in the morning?[/color]

Probably more so the night before! ;)
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>
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida[/color]

In article <44071b45$0$2558$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com>,
"DH" <dh@stargate.com> wrote:
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> "The BeNevolent dbu" <relaxa.n.d@smeltherose.comm> wrote in message
> news:relaxa.n.d-E944EF.08454902032006@news-rdr-01.rdc-kc.rr.com...[color=green]
> > Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV program, the state of North
> > Dakota is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Dakota Style."
> >
> > The contestants will start in Fargo, travel south to Wahpeton, west to
> > Mott, north to Williston and from there proceed east to Minot.
> > They will then go southeast to Carrington, back up to Devils Lake and
> > on to Grand Forks before heading back to Fargo.
> >
> > Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
> > large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is
> > Harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer
> > hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
> >
> > The first one that makes it back to Fargo alive wins. Good luck to all
> > contestants.
> > --
> > "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."
> >
> > Al Gore[/color]
>
> I hate to ruin your programming concept but they'll all get back to Fargo
> alive. I've been to North Dakota on vacation and I plan to go again. The
> people up there, perhaps the nicest people in the nation, are just so damned
> happy that you came to visit their state that they'll practically adopt you.
> Even if you're a Communist Bedwetter Pervert.
>
> Now, there are probably states where this concept would be more
> interesting...
>
>
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Where did you vacation in N.Dakota?
--
"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."

Al Gore

On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:13:55 GMT, "Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote:
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>
>"Scott in Florida" <MoveOn@outa.here> wrote in message
>news:l19e0211g99mh8tjlhqg5kof56tsrtu800@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> On Thu, 02 Mar 2006 16:15:14 GMT, "Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote in message
>>>news:RXDNf.677$ZL1.328@trndny09...
>>>> All of this is an everyday occurance in Northampton, MA...
>>>
>>>Replying to my own??
>>>
>>>People in Northampton are generally pretty cool as long as you don't
>>>mention
>>>that you listen to
>>>
>>>Rush Limbaugh.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Then they come at you with teeth bared!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>No, that's not ENTIRELY true, but I do have a little heartburn with the
>>>Gay
>>>Pride Parade.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>On year they were interviewing a les..er, woman on Channel 22 News, and
>>>she's
>>>saying that "We're here to try and gain respect",
>>>
>>>And immediately behind her are two guys, arm in arm, wearing NOTHING but
>>>leather Nut Sacks, and two girls behined them wearing
>>>
>>>Panties.ONLY panties!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>I wouldn't respect ANYBODY dressed like that!!![/color]
>>
>> Even in the morning?[/color]
>
>Probably more so the night before! ;)
>[/color]


LOL

Right you are....

--

Scott in Florida

"The BeNevolent dbu" <relaxa.n.d@smeltherose.comm> wrote in message
news:relaxa.n.d-A557A5.11381602032006@news-rdr-01.rdc-kc.rr.com...[color=blue]
> In article <44071b45$0$2558$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com>,
> "DH" <dh@stargate.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
> > "The BeNevolent dbu" <relaxa.n.d@smeltherose.comm> wrote in message
> > news:relaxa.n.d-E944EF.08454902032006@news-rdr-01.rdc-kc.rr.com...[color=darkred]
> > > Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV program, the state of North
> > > Dakota is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Dakota Style."
> > >
> > > The contestants will start in Fargo, travel south to Wahpeton, west to
> > > Mott, north to Williston and from there proceed east to Minot.
> > > They will then go southeast to Carrington, back up to Devils Lake and
> > > on to Grand Forks before heading back to Fargo.
> > >
> > > Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
> > > large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is
> > > Harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer
> > > hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
> > >
> > > The first one that makes it back to Fargo alive wins. Good luck to all
> > > contestants.
> > > --
> > > "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow[/color][/color][/color]
astronauts."[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
> > >
> > > Al Gore[/color]
> >
> > I hate to ruin your programming concept but they'll all get back to[/color][/color]
Fargo[color=blue][color=green]
> > alive. I've been to North Dakota on vacation and I plan to go again.[/color][/color]
The[color=blue][color=green]
> > people up there, perhaps the nicest people in the nation, are just so[/color][/color]
damned[color=blue][color=green]
> > happy that you came to visit their state that they'll practically adopt[/color][/color]
you.[color=blue][color=green]
> > Even if you're a Communist Bedwetter Pervert.
> >
> > Now, there are probably states where this concept would be more
> > interesting...
> >
> >
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>
> Where did you vacation in N.Dakota?
> --
> "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."
>
> Al Gore[/color]

Fargo (hotel), Medora (TR National Park), Williston (Lewis and Clark SP),
North of Bismarck (Cross Keys SP).

I've actually been to Fargo a few times.


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The BeNevolent dbu wrote:[color=blue]
> Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV program, the state of North
> Dakota is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Dakota Style."
>
> The contestants will start in Fargo, travel south to Wahpeton, west to
> Mott, north to Williston and from there proceed east to Minot.
> They will then go southeast to Carrington, back up to Devils Lake and
> on to Grand Forks before heading back to Fargo.
>
> Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
> large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is
> Harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer
> hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
>
> The first one that makes it back to Fargo alive wins. Good luck to all
> contestants.
> --[/color]

Please don't put the good people of South and North Dakota at your
scumbag level. I have relatives there, and anybody of any Sexual,
political
or religous persuasion can feel as safe there as anyplace.