OT {Joke} Improvements in Hell

Improvements in Hell

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of
comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a
while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators.
Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in
Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush
toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going
to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He
should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up
here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to
get a lawyer?"

On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 15:16:46 GMT, some dude named Hachiroku said
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> Improvements in Hell
>
>An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of
>comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a
>while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators.
>Everyone grew very fond of him.
>One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in
>Hell?"
>
>Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush
>toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going
>to come up with next."
>
>God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He
>should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up
>here."
>
>"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
>
>God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
>
>Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to
>get a lawyer?"
>
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Thats pretty good, but youre forgetting that an engineers main purpose is to
piss off upper management.