{OT} dinner -->joke<--

Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather
stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an
anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their
leads.

He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker
towards his wife's cup and said, "Sugar, sugar?" Joe thought this was
great and continued to listen around the dining room.

Another table over Joe observed the following. A man spooned out some
honey out of a bowl for his wife and asked, "Honey, honey?" Again Joe
thought this was good stuff.

Finally, he cut off a piece of his meat, stared longingly into his
young wife's eyes and said, "Ham, pig?"