{OT} wwjd -->joke<--

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials
really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
"the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a
Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and
terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
blast."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk
about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ
tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in
the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's
Triumph was heard throughout the land."And, following the Master's
lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda: "The Apostles were in one
Accord."

badgolferman wrote:[color=blue]
> Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials
> really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
>
> One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
> "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a
> Fury."
>
> But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
> passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and
> terrify them with your Storm."
>
> Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
> warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
> blast."
>
> Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk
> about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ
> tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord."
>
> Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
> Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in
> the hills."
>
> Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's
> Triumph was heard throughout the land."And, following the Master's
> lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda: "The Apostles were in one
> Accord."[/color]

how clever. My Jesus loving sister will love this.

"Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1143205503.883254.193460@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
>
> badgolferman wrote:[color=green]
>> Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials
>> really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
>>
>> One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
>> "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a
>> Fury."
>>
>> But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
>> passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and
>> terrify them with your Storm."
>>
>> Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
>> warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
>> blast."
>>
>> Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk
>> about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ
>> tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord."
>>
>> Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
>> Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in
>> the hills."
>>
>> Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's
>> Triumph was heard throughout the land."And, following the Master's
>> lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda: "The Apostles were in one
>> Accord."[/color]
>
> how clever. My Jesus loving sister will love this.[/color]

What is really funny is that this type of analysis is often used to justify
life decisions based upon scripture.

Richard.[color=blue]
>[/color]

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0ek3qbg6fee4t000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials
> really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
>
> One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because
> "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a
> Fury."
>
> But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
> passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and
> terrify them with your Storm."
>
> Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
> warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
> blast."
>
> Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk
> about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ
> tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord."
>
> Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
> Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in
> the hills."
>
> Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's
> Triumph was heard throughout the land."And, following the Master's
> lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda: "The Apostles were in one
> Accord."[/color]

Now that's funny!
Thanks

Richard, 3/24/2006, 8:42:41 AM, <1227tqdtbn4m889@corp.supernews.com>
wrote:
[color=blue]
>
> "Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1143205503.883254.193460@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...[color=green]
> >
> > badgolferman wrote:[color=darkred]
> > > Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the
> > > initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
> > >
> > > One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth
> > > because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden
> > > of Eden in a Fury."
> > >
> > > But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.
> > > The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your
> > > Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."
> > >
> > > Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers
> > > are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a
> > > long blast."
> > >
> > > Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to
> > > talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel
> > > where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own
> > > Accord."
> > >
> > > Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a
> > > Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard
> > > in the hills."
> > >
> > > Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
> > > "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."And, following
> > > the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda: "The
> > > Apostles were in one Accord."[/color]
> >
> > how clever. My Jesus loving sister will love this.[/color]
>
> What is really funny is that this type of analysis is often used to
> justify life decisions based upon scripture.
>
> Richard.[color=green]
> >[/color][/color]

As you can clearly see, life's questions can be answered by reading and
studying the Bible.

"Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote in message
news:DxmdnRyldvrG6LnZUSdV9g@ptd.net...[color=blue]
>
> There is not question that Jesus would drive. Naturally he would drive a
> 15 passenger Ford Econoline van. What other vehicle today could be used
> to haul him, his disciples and all their stuff? LOL
>
>
> mike hunt[/color]


Why wouldn't Jesus drive a 15 passenger Chevy Express van? Acquisition cost
is probably not a concern so why not a Hino hybrid route bus or Toyota
Coaster hybrid bus?
--

Ray O
(correct punctuation to reply)

Do you really believe Jesus would have to BUY what ever he chose to drive?
There is not doubt he would choose the Ford Econoline van. It outsells all
other brand full size vans by a wide margin. It has been the number one
selling full size van for over twenty-five years. Buyers must believe it
is by far the best van, if so many more buyers have been choosing the
Econoline over all others on the market for all those years. ;)


mike hunt


"Ray O" <rokigawa@tristarassociatesDOTcomn> wrote in message
news:e4c6d$44248450$44a4a10d$26390@msgid.meganewsservers.com...[color=blue]
>
> "Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote in message
> news:DxmdnRyldvrG6LnZUSdV9g@ptd.net...[color=green]
>>
>> There is not question that Jesus would drive. Naturally he would drive a
>> 15 passenger Ford Econoline van. What other vehicle today could be used
>> to haul him, his disciples and all their stuff? LOL
>>
>>
>> mike hunt[/color]
>
>
> Why wouldn't Jesus drive a 15 passenger Chevy Express van? Acquisition
> cost is probably not a concern so why not a Hino hybrid route bus or
> Toyota Coaster hybrid bus?
> --
>
> Ray O
> (correct punctuation to reply)
>[/color]

Mike Hunter, 3/24/2006,6:56:10 PM, wrote:
[color=blue]
> Do you really believe Jesus would have to BUY what ever he chose to
> drive? There is not doubt he would choose the Ford Econoline van. It
> outsells all other brand full size vans by a wide margin. It has
> been the number one selling full size van for over twenty-five years.
> Buyers must believe it is by far the best van, if so many more buyers
> have been choosing the Econoline over all others on the market for
> all those years. ;)[/color]

All the more reason he wouldn't choose the Ford. Jesus wasn't into the
popular thing, he hung out with the rejects of the world. He said and
di things the establishment didn't like. For that reason I think we
would have driven a stinky retrofitted diesel VW Microbus.

Just because he wore sandals and had long hair I doubt that he was a hippy.
Besides the VW would be too small. ;)

mike hunt


"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0ek4an976y30f001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Mike Hunter, 3/24/2006,6:56:10 PM, wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Do you really believe Jesus would have to BUY what ever he chose to
>> drive? There is not doubt he would choose the Ford Econoline van. It
>> outsells all other brand full size vans by a wide margin. It has
>> been the number one selling full size van for over twenty-five years.
>> Buyers must believe it is by far the best van, if so many more buyers
>> have been choosing the Econoline over all others on the market for
>> all those years. ;)[/color]
>
> All the more reason he wouldn't choose the Ford. Jesus wasn't into the
> popular thing, he hung out with the rejects of the world. He said and
> di things the establishment didn't like. For that reason I think we
> would have driven a stinky retrofitted diesel VW Microbus.[/color]

"Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote in message
news:YAidnWsco72BGrnZUSdV9g@ptd.net...[color=blue]
> Do you really believe Jesus would have to BUY what ever he chose to
> drive? There is not doubt he would choose the Ford Econoline van. It
> outsells all other brand full size vans by a wide margin. It has been the
> number one selling full size van for over twenty-five years. Buyers must
> believe it is by far the best van, if so many more buyers have been
> choosing the Econoline over all others on the market for all those years.
> ;)
>
>
> mike hunt
>
>[/color]
LOL! Just checking your reasoning. If I has 12 disciples to cart around,
I'd probably go with the Econoline as well because there's too many things
about the Express van. If all those loaves and fish are part of the
payload, I'd start thinking about a Prevost coach
[url]http://www.prevost-stuff.com/coaches/new_coach_sales.htm[/url] 0;-)
--

Ray O
(correct punctuation to reply)

badgolferman wrote:[color=blue]
> Mike Hunter, 3/24/2006,6:56:10 PM, wrote:
>[color=green]
> > Do you really believe Jesus would have to BUY what ever he chose to
> > drive? There is not doubt he would choose the Ford Econoline van. It
> > outsells all other brand full size vans by a wide margin. It has
> > been the number one selling full size van for over twenty-five years.
> > Buyers must believe it is by far the best van, if so many more buyers
> > have been choosing the Econoline over all others on the market for
> > all those years. ;)[/color]
>
> All the more reason he wouldn't choose the Ford. Jesus wasn't into the
> popular thing, he hung out with the rejects of the world. He said and
> di things the establishment didn't like. For that reason I think we
> would have driven a stinky retrofitted diesel VW Microbus.[/color]

no way dude. too pollutant, and VW has a history in Germany. I'd say
he'd get one of those hybrid lexus vehicles.

Mike Hunter <mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
> There is not question that Jesus would drive. Naturally he would drive a 15
> passenger Ford Econoline van. What other vehicle today could be used to
> haul him, his disciples and all their stuff? LOL[/color]

I like to think Jesus taught tolerance, so I bet he would.

[url]http://www.boycottford.com/[/url]

Jesus, please protect us from your followers.

Mike Hunter wrote:[color=blue]
> Do you really believe Jesus would have to BUY what ever he chose to drive?
> There is not doubt he would choose the Ford Econoline van. It outsells all
> other brand full size vans by a wide margin. It has been the number one
> selling full size van for over twenty-five years. Buyers must believe it
> is by far the best van, if so many more buyers have been choosing the
> Econoline over all others on the market for all those years. ;)
>
>
> mike hunt
>[/color]

Jesus would stay away from ford. Funny that Mike would suggest
otherwise.

I asked him. I know.
[color=blue]
>
> "Ray O" <rokigawa@tristarassociatesDOTcomn> wrote in message
> news:e4c6d$44248450$44a4a10d$26390@msgid.meganewsservers.com...[color=green]
> >
> > "Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote in message
> > news:DxmdnRyldvrG6LnZUSdV9g@ptd.net...[color=darkred]
> >>
> >> There is not question that Jesus would drive. Naturally he would drive a
> >> 15 passenger Ford Econoline van. What other vehicle today could be used
> >> to haul him, his disciples and all their stuff? LOL
> >>
> >>
> >> mike hunt[/color]
> >
> >
> > Why wouldn't Jesus drive a 15 passenger Chevy Express van? Acquisition
> > cost is probably not a concern so why not a Hino hybrid route bus or
> > Toyota Coaster hybrid bus?
> > --
> >
> > Ray O
> > (correct punctuation to reply)
> >[/color][/color]

<someone@somewhere.org> wrote in message
news:3acVf.692$C85.388@dukeread10...[color=blue]
> Mike Hunter <mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>> There is not question that Jesus would drive. Naturally he would drive a
>> 15
>> passenger Ford Econoline van. What other vehicle today could be used to
>> haul him, his disciples and all their stuff? LOL[/color]
>
> I like to think Jesus taught tolerance, so I bet he would.
>
> [url]http://www.boycottford.com/[/url]
>
> Jesus, please protect us from your followers.[/color]

It seems that Ford has managed to alienate both anti-gay and gay
organizations by supporting some causes that gay organizations support and
by pulling ads from some publications aimed at gay audiences. I doubt if
the issue has any real impact on Ford's current financial challenges, but
I'd bet that both sides of the anti- and pro- gay argument will claim credit
for causing those challenges.
--

Ray O
(correct punctuation to reply)

Learning Richard, 3/25/2006,5:31:25 AM, wrote:
[color=blue]
>
> badgolferman wrote:[color=green]
> > Mike Hunter, 3/24/2006,6:56:10 PM, wrote:
> >[color=darkred]
> > > Do you really believe Jesus would have to BUY what ever he chose
> > > to drive? There is not doubt he would choose the Ford Econoline
> > > van. It outsells all other brand full size vans by a wide
> > > margin. It has been the number one selling full size van for
> > > over twenty-five years. Buyers must believe it is by far the
> > > best van, if so many more buyers have been choosing the Econoline
> > > over all others on the market for all those years. ;)[/color]
> >
> > All the more reason he wouldn't choose the Ford. Jesus wasn't into
> > the popular thing, he hung out with the rejects of the world. He
> > said and di things the establishment didn't like. For that reason
> > I think we would have driven a stinky retrofitted diesel VW
> > Microbus.[/color]
>
> no way dude. too pollutant, and VW has a history in Germany. I'd say
> he'd get one of those hybrid lexus vehicles.[/color]

Jesus would never drive a luxury vehicle. Look at the one time he got
a ride from anybody, it was an ass. He also wouldn't be interested in
hybrids. He was interested in the old, not the new. He said: "I come
to fulfill the law, not to destroy it." Matthew 5:17

--
"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." ~ Alexander Hamilton