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{Humor} The General and the Negligee
A wife is going through some things and finds an old negligee. She remembers
that she wore it on her wedding night, and brings it downstairs.
Her husband, an AF General, is sitting in the reading room, reading the
evening paper. She slips into the room and goes to her husband, and holds up
the nighty.
"Do you remember this?" she asks.
The General turns to her and says, "Of course! It was the negligee you wore
on our wedding night."
A tear wells in her eye, and she looks at her husband and says, "And what
were you thinking that night you saw me in it?
"How I was going to suck your boobs dry and screw your brains out", he
replies.
"And what would you think if I wore it now?", she asked coyly.
"Mission Accomplished!"
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