{OT} head son -->joke<--

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The
son is just a head!

But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with
love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his
first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he
is proud of him.

Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the
bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso
pops out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another
drink!" The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two
arms pops out. The bar goes wild, but the bartender is clearly
disapproving.

The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The
patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole
affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs
pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and
tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to
the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a
truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The
father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a
head.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0ekc61l20ot13001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
>A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
> informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The
> son is just a head!
>
> But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with
> love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his
> first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he
> is proud of him.
>
> Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the
> bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
> disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso
> pops out!
>
> The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
> shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another
> drink!" The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two
> arms pops out. The bar goes wild, but the bartender is clearly
> disapproving.
>
> The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The
> patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole
> affair.
>
> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
> down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs
> pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and
> tearfully thanks God.
>
> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to
> the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a
> truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The
> father moans in grief.
>
> The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a
> head.[/color]

<GROAN!>

On 30 Mar 2006 11:44:53 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
>informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The
>son is just a head!
>
>But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with
>love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his
>first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he
>is proud of him.
>
>Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the
>bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
>disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso
>pops out!
>
>The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
>shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another
>drink!" The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two
>arms pops out. The bar goes wild, but the bartender is clearly
>disapproving.
>
>The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The
>patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole
>affair.
>
>By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
>down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs
>pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and
>tearfully thanks God.
>
>The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to
>the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a
>truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The
>father moans in grief.
>
>The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a
>head.[/color]

GROAN!!!!

I put this in the email to my brother who is on vacation this week.

He will GROAN when he returns to work....LOL

--

Scott in Florida

"Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote in message
news:NmQWf.579$1f.408@trndny06...[color=blue]
>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0ekc61l20ot13001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
>>A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
>> informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The
>> son is just a head!
>>
>> But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with
>> love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his
>> first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he
>> is proud of him.
>>
>> Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the
>> bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
>> disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso
>> pops out!
>>
>> The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
>> shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another
>> drink!" The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two
>> arms pops out. The bar goes wild, but the bartender is clearly
>> disapproving.
>>
>> The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The
>> patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole
>> affair.
>>
>> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
>> down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs
>> pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and
>> tearfully thanks God.
>>
>> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to
>> the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a
>> truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The
>> father moans in grief.
>>
>> The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a
>> head.[/color]
>
> <GROAN!>[/color]
What Hachiroku says!
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Ray O
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